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Hey guys. I got my vasectomy today and no regrets. As a matter of fact, I feel complete and in control of my life totally. Sorry ladies one of your potential resources has joined the NWO (New World Order)!
Anonymous9Congrats. Get yourself a bag of frozen peas. They make a size that fits nicely into underwear. When I had mine done I asked the surgeon to save the removed pieces of the plumbing so I could some earrings made for the wife. And go back when required for the semen testing. My brother had his done and his wife got pregnant with twins. They were his. F~~~ing Evel Knievel sperms.
And go back when required for the semen testing.
You are definitely right about that, my mother was a nurse in the labor and delivery department and she had a couple that were having their 6th or 7th child. He had had a vasectomy and she, a partial hysterectomy. They thought they were safe from having anymore kids but just as you say check to make sure, vasectomies are not necessarily 100% effective.
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self. -Terry Goodkind
I was considering a vasectomy, but decided that having coitus was not worth $700.
Hey Cipher. It’s covered by OHIP in Canada!
Whats it like, do you feel any different?
Anonymous9@kb, it was recommended that after the surgery one wears brief style underwear as it gives more support. the tubes that were severed supported the testicles somewhat. a leopard skin dong thong would probably work.
@rennie, I don’t know if your how it feels question was directed to me or kb. the orgasms I have feel no different other than there is only 1 person in the room now.
kb you can refer to yourself as Sunkist……. all juice and no seeds!
Congrats. Get yourself a bag of frozen peas. They make a size that fits nicely into underwear. When I had mine done I asked the surgeon to save the removed pieces of the plumbing so I could some earrings made for the wife. And go back when required for the semen testing. My brother had his done and his wife got pregnant with twins. They were his. F~~~ing Evel Knievel sperms.
I was just talking with my buddy about mgtow and guess what! He is already considering doing this also!!!
I am thinking about it also! Lets talk blood here! We, as a man, don’t love condoms! It doesn’t feel comfy when you enter a hot, tight, fleshy puss, right? Or the “woman” forgets the pills, etc!
So with the vasectomy, you can cum like a master, with a smirk!
nWo fo fo fo fo life!!!
Anonymous9@supreme, I would suggest condoms are still a good idea for protection against STDs.
I got a vasectomy in 2007. The doctor told me that I was going to have to ‘rest’ and take it easy for about a week after the procedure. I figured since I was going to take a week off from work, that I should maximize the experience. So I scheduled a trip to Vegas that started the day after the vasectomy.
They told me to ‘keep ice on it’ and take Advil. . . . blah, blah, blah. But I was on a plane the following morning and never had any real quantifiable pain associated with it. The sheet of instructions that told me what to do and not do said that I shouldn’t ejaculate for at least ten days after the procedure. I was like yeah, right. By day four in my hotel room, I grabbed the remote and ordered some porn. And I couldn’t say no to Tera Patrick. In terms of porn, my first post-vasectomy round that I fired off was due to her.
I was walking from my hotel the next day to go to a bar at the South Coast Casino to pre jam right before Skid Row played outside near the pool, and the urologist’s office called my phone and the nurse asked how I was doing, and wanted to make sure I was resting. I told her I was celebrating my new freedom in Vegas, slamming shots of Jagermeister a couple of hours before Skid Row hits the stage. Needless to say she was speechless.
Now: There is another reason I had to escape and extract for a week from my own house immediately following the vasectomy. I was currently immersed in a relationship with a flight attendant that lived with me and we had been having sex at least three times a day and sometimes five times (within a 24 hour period of time: including oral). I knew I was going to have to keep the vasectomy a secret so by scheduling it on a morning right before she had a 3 day flight schedule, then bolting for Vegas – I knew I could buy myself a week of time to heal up in her absence. I was running a risk that once she knew I was gone, she would just grab a flight pass and try to meet me where I was and I couldn’t have that. So I enacted a plan that included, once I left the urologists office and I knew she had left for the first of her three day flight schedule to call her and tell her that my grandfather had passed away. Note: my grandfather on my mother’s side passed away when I was 4 years old but she didn’t know that. I created a convoluted and totally non-logical plan to throw off any attempts she might make to try to meet me where I was with a flight pass by telling her that I would be going to ‘Iowa’ for the funeral (I’ve never been there. LOL) and that I needed to take my cousin who was afraid of flying, so we would be driving. . . for almost three days. She seemed suspicious at first, but it worked. Anyway – to stretch out the artificial timeline well over the one week mark, I called when we were ‘on our way back’ and of course my Wrangler (that I had parked at the airport when I left for Vegas) broke down, and it was the clutch so we had to wait to get it towed and fixed. That covered my absence for a week.
However, upon arriving home, she was suspicious. She fortunately was too dumb to check the mail at any point and I had received something from the urologists office while I was gone. The return address on that envelope would have caused her to open it and the game would have been over. Anyway, there was no way I was going to survive the first night back without having to bang her after a week, so I had to break protocol and pound away despite the doctor’s recommendations.
Strangest thing happened that night. She swallowed about 40% of the time after sex. I assumed she had done that with plenty of other guys prior to being with me. But I suspected that night that she probably had a long history of taking loads down her throat and so many that she actually had some way of knowing what was up, because after she did that the first night back, she looked up at me and said ‘Did you get a vasectomy?’ I was like WTF? There is no logical explanation for how the cum-jockey would have known except for having some kind of inherent sensor capability in the back of her throat and/or the ability to tell if a load had sperm in it vs. not blowing sperm out. I laughed it off and said no, but the look in her eyes suggested she didn’t believe me. There are only so many ways to spell the word slut and if she was so far gone in terms of her slut powers at that point that she could actually tell there was a difference then in hindsight I know now that I was with a true super slut.
hey Rennie. I really am feeling no pain. I just got up after a nap and took some pain killers and I’m good. The procedure didn’t hurt really hurt. I had a bit of discomfort but nothing major. I tell you it feels really liberating. It’s like I feel complete and in control with nothing to fear now. I use protection but you know the deal with condoms and trusting a woman with birth control is never smart. I’ve heard to many horror stories about opppppps! Oh and Gotsmart I’m way ahead of you. Got my bag of peas just incase. I took a couple days off work due to the fact my job is physical and it was recommended by the doctor who did it. Oh and guys I know the deal with the sperm and how long it takes to be 100% sterile. It’s 3 months or 20 ejaculations. All and all I’m so happy I did it!!! I know Sandman said in one of his videos he didn’t recommend it for himself and he was waiting for the male birth control pill. Me, I knew I didn’t want kids since I was like 24. I knew they were too much work and cost a bundle. Then when I saw what my ex gf did after an argument with me and she was the one arguing . I was discussing and she got so angry with my views on Feminism. She got pregnant after my argument with a guy. The time frame with the argument and her pregnancy is like 9 months. It showed me really how a woman will pick a guy out of a situation to try to get a guy jealous or go to the next one on the list. Oh by the way, It didn’t work to her! 😀 Thumbs Up!
@kbb Congratulations! I had mine back in ’97 and it’s been one of the best(and smartest) things I’ve ever done. I know exactly the liberating feeling you describe! FWIW, I second keeping ice on the suckers!
@rennie It’s a simple outpatient procedure with a 2-3 day recovery period. “You’re gonna feel a little pinch” as they say, but for me, the hot ass nurse just standing there holding on to my dick helped alleviate any discomfort. The first couple months(for me) I had some fairly uncomfortable ejaculations, but they subsided rather quickly.
I definitely want to get a vasectomy, but having talked to some people there’s a few problems I’m worried about. Not with the procedure itself, but getting it done. I’m 25 this year, unmarried, no kids. I’m in the military, and talking to one of the people I work with who just had it done, they’re usually covered under your care plan and then you’re sent to a specialist. Problem I have is this: I’m warned that many doctors will refuse to give you a vasectomy when you’re this young or have no children. I’d imagine the military will be equally stingy when it comes to this. Does anyone have a similar experience?
I had to sit down with the doctor(and my ex) and discuss the procedure and what it means for the future, then *snip*. Doctors can refuse, but there’s others out there that won’t. Just present them with a well-articulated, well though out plan that shows you know what you’re getting into.
He may try to convince you to save some sperm, just in case.
PS – I was 24, married and two kids already when I got mine done.
My last girlfriend was 17 years younger than me I was 45 and she was 28 and wild as a polecat, and I don’t even know what a polecat is, but I image it’s very wild.
I thought I was meeting a mid west beef fed salt of the earth blonde blue eye’d chick with a rock’in bod, turned out she fooled me for a year than admitted she was a stripper in Seattle when a younger professional rider of the c~~~ carousel. She was a whore but she was not a slut. At least not in public…unless…well lets not get into beach behavior.
What I did know at 45 single parent was that I didn’t want to have a kid with this wild child.
The first thing I did before she moved in was get my “get out of child support free card” … I got my “you passed your vasectomy card! Your sterile”
This proves you make no sperm so are not, I said, are not the father. Without this report to show the judge you are not considered sterile…and potentially on the hook for 18 years. Seen it happen? A few times. The guy sues the doctor, a big pain in the ass and involved lawyers.
btw: Didn’t hurt a bit.
PS: If I were a young man with no children I would definitely get sperm frozen in case you change your mind. Take this advice very seriously.
#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.
Gratz on your vasectomy!
Whatever you do… never – NEVER – tell a woman.
You can bust SO many sluts that way.
(…. and PS… HRPufNStuf. Terrific to see you back, friend. You were missed.)
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.Hey, we should reclaim valentines day and call it V day for Vasectomy day! All the men can go out and get a vasectomy for their girlfriends as a present.
Tell her how great it is. Your guys can f~~~ like bunnies and she won’t have to take those yucky and dangerous birth control pills or dangerously and ineffective diaphragm or condoms.
Besides, if you have insurance vasectomy is 70% covered with a $30.00 copay so about $130.00
As men we must be objective: The average cost of Valentines day gifts in the US $133.00.
All told, The National Retail Federation expects the average person will spend $133 this Valentine’s day, up from $130 last year
http://www.marketplace.org/topics/business/real-cost-valentines-day
Now for vasectomies:
For patients not covered by insurance, a vasectomy typically costs $250 to $1,000.
Interesting that Obama care covers female birth control but not male vasectomies.
This is not a major procedure, it will be very easy to find a urologist that will do it for 250 cash, IMO.For patients covered by insurance, out-of-pocket costs typically consist of a $10 to $30 copay for the initial consultation and another copay of $10 to $100 for the procedure, or a percentage of the total — usually 20 percent.
Vasectomies are covered by about 70 percent of health insurance plans, according to the Association of Reproductive Health Professionals. According to the Arizona Center for Vasectomy & Urology[1] , insurers that regularly cover vasectomies include PacifiCare, BlueCross BlueShield, United Healthcare and Medicare. However, plans vary, so it is important to check with your insurer.http://health.costhelper.com/vasectomy.html
So let’s reclaim Valentines day as Vasectomy day and buy gifts like ice cubes (free) for all the brave men that take that big step along the MGTOW road and get their vasectomies on V day.
#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.
It showed me really how a woman will pick a guy out of a situation to try to get a guy jealous or go to the next one on the list. Oh by the way, It didn’t work to her!
Yep, had that happen to me! Guy was a sneaky little f~~~er to, I knew him and he avoided me whilst I was with her but behind the scenes playing the mangina “Yes, I understand, we’ve both been married and have kids and both doing PhD’s…you guy could never understand.” Women love that s~~~ as they are emotional creatures and guys like this are so dangerous because they deliberately push the female emotional hot buttons. they arent real men, they are cowards and when you front them they cower like the soft c~~~ coward they are.
Anyway, congrat’s on the Vasectomy.
My last girlfriend was 17 years younger than me I was 45 and she was 28 and wild as a polecat, and I don’t even know what a polecat is, but I image it’s very wild.
Spat my morning coffee out when I read that line #GOLD.
And good to see you back HRPufNStuf…
@H.R. Pufnstuf: The “VV” holiday is brilliant!
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