Fifty Shades of Grey: Rowdy drunken women slash man at Valentine’s Day screening

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

The modern feminist-created woman on full and repulsive display – I bet if they are ever criminally sentenced that the penalty will be far less than for a man. Perfect f~~~ing time for them to celebrate their ‘inner beauty’ and real emotions. F~~~ing slags – the man attacked should sue the everloving S~~~ out of these c~~~s in civil court no matter what happens in criminal court …

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fifty-shades-grey-cinema-staff-5169920

Three women were arrested after a man was attacked at a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey on Valentine’s Day in Glasgow. It’s understood the victim was glassed when he asked a group of rowdy women to keep quiet. Witnesses said cinema staff had to wipe blood off the seats before the next screening of the sexy film, starring Jamie Dornan. They also said drunk women were vomiting in the aisles of the Grosvenor cinema in Glasgow’s west end on Saturday night.

Michael Bolton, 33, who had gone to Fifty Shades with his wife Yvonne, 32, said: “Besides being the worst film I have ever seen, three women were getting arrested and put in a police van when we arrived. Michael, of Kelvinbridge, Glasgow, added: “There were also several incredibly drunk women vomiting in the aisle and corridor and several complaints from the other screen about drunk and rowdy folk.”

Police said the man was not seriously injured and did not need to go to hospital.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I thought the women seeing this horrid movie were all about being dominated, not dominating a man?  I thought they WANTED to be told what to do?

Oh, sorry.  He must have not been a rich and famous man with a stunning physique.

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Megachris:

 

Yup.  It must have been his fault.  (Isn’t it always?)

 

[Anonymous 14]

Methinks those lasses read this one by mistake..

..or they were just being themselves.

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

Great pic, @Triklops! 🙂

Hey, gents, there’s hope for the human race yet, based on the current ratings this movie is receiving at the following sites:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fifty_shades_of_grey/

Current critic rating: 26%     Current audience rating: 50% (100% of women loved it, 100% of men hated it)

I like this review from Ken Hanke (only part of it shown) …

It may take days — even weeks — before I work my way back up the evolutionary scale to where I was before being subjected to Fifty Shades of Grey. There is a very good chance that I will see nothing worse all year. I’m pretty sure I will see nothing more brain-witheringly stupid and boring — or less sexy. Go to your kitchen — find a drooping stalk of celery and a dessicated apple. Now, pretend they’re talking dirty to each other. I guarantee you the results will be hotter than anything conjured up by the characters in this cretinous concoction. Put bluntly, if you want your prurient interests slapped and tickled, you may want to consider other options — possibly one of those shows about bass fishing.

Let us assume that you don’t know of the existence of the “literary” phenomenon responsible for this movie’s existence — a piece of writing by one E.L. James (real name: Erika Mitchell) that started life as a piece of Twilight fan fiction called Master of the Universe put out by Ms. James under the nom de fanfic Snowqueen’s Icedragon. (Kind of says it all, doesn’t it?) Somehow — fueled, she says, by her own midlife crisis — the moody vampire became a moody billionaire with a taste for S&M, the nervous high school virgin became a nervous 27-year-old virgin literature major and hardware store employee, and a cash cow called Fifty Shades of Grey was born. This bovine begat two sequel novels — and now the first has been turned into a cinematic event of an equally lucrative nature. I am told that the film isn’t as bad as the novel — a piece of bone-chilling information that ensures I will never read the book.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2322441/

Average from users and critics is 40%, a lousy score on IMDB

 

Note that the movie will still make loads of cash, and we all know why, after all 100 million books of this s~~~ have been sold.

 

 

 

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

In LA they have these elaborate dungeons that are legal because no sex occurs.

Interestingly, I was told by some dominatrix friends of mine in Hollyweird that by far the most common customers are lawyers and they like to get dominated.

I hope it’s family law attorneys and they have to where diapers and be stuck in a baby seat, while their fem dominatrix bad mouths their fathers for an hour a week.

Sweet Justice

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 14]

You guys won’t believe this..you know a few months back, last year, a friend’s wife tried to pull a reverse-50 Shades on me?

I shared that here, was prolly one of my first posts in these forums.

/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/

Adult Content Warning.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

@ Triklops

Sounds like she wanted to be the he and you to get the shaft.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 14]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

@ Triklops Sounds like she wanted to be the he and you to get the shaft.

Women can get to be the he only if us men take a back seat and allow them be the he. The last advice I got from my dad before he left us.

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