So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?

[Anonymous 14]

I had this friend, well not a friend actually but more of a gaming buddy who used to come over to my place right after I got a new console right from the days of Sega Genesis. Even though he was a decent enough gamer me and him never got to be anything close to friends(atleast for my part) because he was a complete douchebag. He was one of those beta males who thought women have a right to be mean to men because men have oppressed women for ages, type.
A few months back he calls me up and tells me he just got married. He never even cares to invite me to his wedding and his excuse was that the girls parents were opposed to them getting married and so it was just a small party not something I’d have wanted to attend.  Either way I wish him all the best and tell him out of courtesy to come over sometime.

So he finally comes and this time he brings his wife along. Now this girl, what can I say, I’m sure a lot of you here would recognize her type, was a real piece of work. From the moment she enters my room she starts eying me like a piece of candy. Biting her lower lips, staring at my crotch etc. were just some of the antics and she kept acting like she was married to me instead of the other guy in the room. Felt so relieved after they both left and I swear it made me feel a whole lot prouder to be single and MGTOW.

Anyways last night she calls me up and tells me that she has an intense crush on me, she can’t live without me and she would divorce her husband if I just asked her to. I decided to just let her go on so I didn’t interrupt with a response. She does indeed go on and on about how sexually frustrating her marriage is because his wiener is tiny and he has problems having an erection, ejaculates prematurely etc etc. Then she asks me how big my penis is, if I am into stuff like BDSM cuz she is really good with that s~~~. She asks me if I am into “Lift and Carry” (had to Google that one later and found it apparently is a sexual act where the woman lift a man as sort of a role reversal foreplay) and if I would like my testicles to be squeezed and twisted(what kind of people are even into stuff like that!?!). She also says a few other things like fisting etc. but I won’t go into details just..go figure.
Then, quite dramatically she says, as if it were some soap opera and I quote “(my name) I just want you inside me”!!!!!  -_-
I just about had enough so I replied “Honey your inside has already reached its passenger limit and I prefer flying solo. Thanks for the offer but I gladly decline”.
Not the best I could come up with but it was 2 AM and was sleepy like hell. 😛

Hung up, blocked both their numbers. Good riddance.

Ah women! Can’t live with them, can‘t live without them! 😉

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

You did a good thing. There’s always a chance if she got caught cheating she would call the police and claim rape. I had a few women wanting to have sex with me that were married or had boyfriends. I had a FWB, she didn’t tell me she was married until later on. She claimed to be separated for over a decade.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Women like that should be avoided like a plague, because they themselves are shallow as spit. You made the right call by doing what you did. Tonight, I’ll have a beer in your name!.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[torch1980Participant 93]

I had two women hit on me, then at the end tell me they had boyfriends..the one actually gave me her number (never called her)..I saw another one months later and she completely acted like I didnt even exist, and had this bitchy expression on her face the whole day since we were in the same circle of friends (I kept wondering why my friend kept telling her to stop hitting on me when she was previous months prior, now I know why)

Now the mangina me would of confronted her..mgtow me said nothing and didnt acknowledge her, for the reasons stated above, her boyfriend trying to “white knight” for her (yea I saw her man, I would of made easy work of him) a false harrassment case, pfa, or rape accusation even though we did nothing…i’m not the most religious person but I believe there’s a special place for c~~~s like this after they pass from this existence to the next

 

 

"I think of a man, and I take away reason & accountability"

[MajorHeelsParticipant 47]

HELL !! you could of turned her out and be making 2000USD a week off the bitch !!

 

You crazy ? 🙂

[Anonymous 14]

<cite>@majorheels said:</cite>
HELL !! you could of turned her out and be making 2000USD a week off the bitch !!

 

You crazy ? 🙂

 

Oh yeah? If that includes my testicles being squeezed and twisted, I think I’ll pass thanks. 😛

Not to mention that being lifted and carried by a girl would be an extremely awkward experience for me. I see it everywhere nowadays, especially in those dance shows and fantasy wrestling(WWE) and what p~~~es me off is how they try to pass it off as simple “roll reversal” whereas its just plain portrayal of male physical(and sexual) domination by a female.

[jambearParticipant 282]

@ Triklops

I tip my hat to you sir.

 

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

w0w d00d.

i’m not sure what id do, but if i had the ballz, i’d totally record the conversation and send it to your “friend.” maybe it’ll open his eyes a little… but judging by how little time it took her, i don’t think he’d be surprised… Hell, maybe he is just happy having her pound him in the ass…

or maybe a little less dramatic and send a friendly text telling him to be a little careful \w his wife 😛

Wow, Sad, and dafuq is how i’m responding when i read this post.

My Goal: To Leave Society.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

You did the right thing. A woman like that isn’t worth your time as she has no loyalty and is just trashy. This woman would totally turn on your in a second if she benefited from it.

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

“Lift and Carry”?????  LMAO!!!!

Wow…what the Fruck will they come up with next:

Here’s a version of it

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Lift and carry? I’ll be impressed when women learn to carry their own goddamn monthly payments.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[CCC75Participant 13]

A cheating wife who cheats because she a sexually bored is bound for divorce Down the road. If she’s THIS bored at 3 yrs wait til 6, 9 etc.

marriage  is a losing proposition – cohabitation is the way to go.

Guys im living proof that a guy can be happy and not get married. I just ended a 4 yr relationship with my fiancé over what? I told her you’re signing a prenupt. She flips out. She loses her phone, she wants a brand new iphone6, not just a phone. See the trend?

[RoyDalParticipant]

Whoo doggies! You did right to cut them both off. Congratulations on your escape with hide intact. That’s rare these days.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[MendokusaiParticipant 256]

When I was 18 had a buddy & his new hot wife give me a similar offer ,well we had a threesome and you know what? it ruined our friendship & their marriage-so the old saying “bros before hoes” still stands.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7662]

I dated a crazy drama queen hair dresser for a while many years ago. Actually, it was the same girl who inspired the thread about most irrational thing a woman ever said to you. Anyway, in the course of the year that we dated, she broke up with me 8 different times. Any issue at all, even a manufactured one, became a huge episode of drama and a ‘break up’ which would usually involve her throwing tantrum, sometimes in pubic, slamming down phone etc. It was as if she had a ‘drama quota’ to meet. When I finally decided that I didn’t want to do it anymore, I didn’t have to break up with her. I only had to wait a short while until she found something to go off about and broke up with me. Then, I just declined to get back together.

Then the real crazy started. As in other posts, I’ll warn new members who may never have had the experience that when you tell a woman ‘no’, get a box of popcorn and a comfortable seat because she is going to put on a show. This one ranted on for weeks and months, stalking behavior, drunk dialing etc. None of it worked. Finally, she rebound marries some guy she’s been dating for 2 or 3 months. At least, that she had gotten married was the claim. In retrospect, that was likely manufactured bulls~~~ to try to make me jealous… ???

Finally, one night I get drunk dialed about 2:30am. It’s her. She quietly whispers and tells me she’s on the downstairs phone while her new husband is asleep upstairs. She’s not happy with him. She misses me. She wants to come to my place and ‘talk’. I ask about what and she admits she wants to talk about what went wrong, how to fix it, getting back together…, we are meant for each other…, hasn’t been the same without me… blah blah blah… basically variations on stuff we’ve all heard before. She’s gonna stagger over and throw sex at me and hope I cave…

I continued to politely decline and she continued to get more upset and hysterical. I calmly point out all the logical reasons why we should not get back together. I know I could have just hung up, but even though I didn’t have any popcorn, it was a pretty entertaining show. The more upset she got, the louder she got. (after a while, she forgot that new husband was supposed to be upstairs sleeping).

She finally got so amp’d up she was screaming into phone, bawling hysterically etc. It was after 3am at this point and I was exhausted and getting tired of this movie so I started looking for the exit from the conversation. Soon after, she blurted out, “I just DON’T UNDERSTAND why we are NOT TOGETHERRRRRRRR…….WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH…..!!!!!”. I saw the exit. Like the parting of the sea and the light shining down from heaven showing me the way…

I said, “Ok … Ok… Calm down… I think I can help you here…”. Sensing I had cracked, she calmed down and perked up. “Really??!!”.
“YES…”, I said, “But I need you to calm down and pay close attention because it’s important we are communicating clearly here…”. “Ok! Ok!…I’m calm now…” (like a friggin miracle recovery).

I paused for a minute to ramp up the suspense and drama about what I was gonna say. She sensed weakness. She perceived a crack forming and was paying close attention for the opportunity she sensed was coming. She became surprisingly calm and attentive…just the way I wanted her.

Then I lowered my voice for more dramatic effect and said, “The reason we are not together is that in the year that we were together, you broke up with me 8 times, and I only agreed to get back together with you 7 times…so if you’ll just do the math, you’ll understand exactly why we are not together…”.

Her: “ASSHOLE!!!” (click)

ME: Zzzzzz…. 🙂

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[RoyDalParticipant]

Well played BrainPilot! Well played!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 14]

BrainPilot well played indeed. Atleast she was your ex and not an SM c~~~ like the one I had to deal with. Heck she wasn’t even someone I knew and baam! she calls me up at 2 in the morning and starts asking me if I would like to be her f~~~ing sub. The nerve of that bitch!

I almost blew my lid when she used that cheeseball line on me “I just want you inside me”

I so so wish I had been there right at the moment she said that so I could put something of mine inside her. Like my studded Nike soccer boots up her vag.

I bet she read the hell out of 50 Shades and wanted to take it to the next level and her mangina husband was no good. See, we MGTOWs are in such high demand. 😉

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Anonymous wrote:

I had this friend, well not a friend actually but more of a gaming buddy who used to come over to my place right after I got a new console right from the days of Sega Genesis. Even though he was a decent enough gamer me and him never got to be anything close to friends(atleast for my part) because he was a complete douchebag. He was one of those beta males who thought women have a right to be mean to men because men have oppressed women for ages, type. A few months back he calls me up and tells me he just got married. He never even cares to invite me to his wedding and his excuse was that the girls parents were opposed to them getting married and so it was just a small party not something I’d have wanted to attend. Either way I wish him all the best and tell him out of courtesy to come over sometime. So he finally comes and this time he brings his wife along. Now this girl, what can I say, I’m sure a lot of you here would recognize her type, was a real piece of work. From the moment she enters my room she starts eying me like a piece of candy. Biting her lower lips, staring at my crotch etc. were just some of the antics and she kept acting like she was married to me instead of the other guy in the room. Felt so relieved after they both left and I swear it made me feel a whole lot prouder to be single and MGTOW. Anyways last night she calls me up and tells me that she has an intense crush on me, she can’t live without me and she would divorce her husband if I just asked her to. I decided to just let her go on so I didn’t interrupt with a response. She does indeed go on and on about how sexually frustrating her marriage is because his wiener is tiny and he has problems having an erection, ejaculates prematurely etc etc. Then she asks me how big my penis is, if I am into stuff like BDSM cuz she is really good with that s~~~. She asks me if I am into “Lift and Carry” (had to Google that one later and found it apparently is a sexual act where the woman lift a man as sort of a role reversal foreplay) and if I would like my testicles to be squeezed and twisted(what kind of people are even into stuff like that!?!). She also says a few other things like fisting etc. but I won’t go into details just..go figure. Then, quite dramatically she says, as if it were some soap opera and I quote “(my name) I just want you inside me”!!!!! -_- I just about had enough so I replied “Honey your inside has already reached its passenger limit and I prefer flying solo. Thanks for the offer but I gladly decline”. Not the best I could come up with but it was 2 AM and was sleepy like hell. Hung up, blocked both their numbers. Good riddance. Ah women! Can’t live with them, can‘t live without them!

This is why we shouldn’t worry about the “Beta’s.”

That’s why it’s good to be good in the sack, their less likely to use sex for power, because they want the same thing, “good sex.” You also have leverage.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

Triklops I don’t know if you made the right call or not but I respect you for it.

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

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