Feminist jokes? Anyone?

[SolidParticipant 7520]

[SolidParticipant 7520]

[SolidParticipant 7520]

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

Solid wrote:

I don’t need men to raise my children, I’ve child support !

Solid wrote:

We want to be admired by men, don’t matter our size, but we want only to be admired by fit and handsome men, those ugly fat bastards must accept that they will never be loved !

Solid wrote:

Let’s fight against the patriarchy, showing our t~~~ in the streets !

Solid wrote:

Solid wrote:

Solid wrote:

@solid you’re killing me, man.

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My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

This will be that last joke that I will post, I promise ! But feminist jokes are a trigger to me, I can’t stop just because feminism itself is just a joke !

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

Solid wrote:

This is basically all c~~~s. Even those who don’t identify as “feminists”

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[ArcParticipant 350]

“If men don’t have to be aggressive in order to be accepted, women won’t feel compelled to be submissive. If men don’t have to control, women won’t have to be controlled.”

-Emma T~~~son, He for She Speech, Sept 2014

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

[TwistParticipant]

Eric Lauder wrote:

That’s from my gender studies professor, a Swedish radical feminist:

EL, tell me that was a required course…

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“Feminist jokes”

You didn’t need to say it TWICE.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 3]

“I wouldn’t p~~~ in a feminist’s mouth if her teeth were on fire.”
Akhilleus

[Anonymous 11]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it’s all The Patriarchy’s fault.

Off the cuff, I know.

[Anonymous 1]

I’m waiting for the moment someone tells me feminism was one big practical joke, and some fat bird with purple hair turns up with a home cooked lasange. I take the lasagne and slam the door in her face.

Keymaster knocked the site up cause him and you lot were in on it.

I pour myself a cold beer and chuckle. O you guys got me BIG TIME.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

Keymaster wrote:

“Feminist jokes”

You didn’t need to say it TWICE.

Haha! Like saying “dead corpse”

+1

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[FreedomParticipant 965]

Doctor…”Your irrational behaviour and reason why you beat the s~~~ out of your husband is because you’re going through the MENOPAUSE’

Femc~~~…’ You absolute f~~~ing t~~~ Dr…I’m going through the WOMANOPAUSE’….’I’m reporting you for sexism’

She cheated on me ..... my fault. I showed an interest in another woman......my fault.

[Anonymous 3]

A group of feminists go to a bar. This drunk guy comes over and asks them if they want to ear a joke about feminists.

Look, I do karate. My friend with the purple air does Muay-Tai, and my friend with the tattoos does judo. We are all feminists! Are you sure that you want to tell THAT JOKE?

I guess not. It would be a lot of trouble to try to explain it 3 times…

[Anonymous 3]

A feminist goes to a store and notices this really cute TV, a bit retro looking and everything. So she goes for a male seller and asks:

How much is that cute TV?

Hummm???

Do you actually work here? You are worthless, call me someone else.

Another male seller comes along and offers help.

I was asking this good for nothing how much is that TV.

Sorry mam, I do not know what you are talking about.

Is every man here an idiot? You are worthless! Call me some woman, so that I can talk with someone with brains.

One of the guys leaves and gets the purple air feminist seller.

Thank God someone I can talk sense! How much is that TV?

Ohh! You wouldn’t want those! They dont work at all, but the guys here insist on keeping them for sale!

Thank you. I pity you for enduring all these idiots.

Both women leave. The men get together.

What is wrong with these women?

They never cooked in their whole life! That’s whats going on!

Jesus! Its the third feminist that confuses a microwave with a TV!

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty

Feminist: The glass is being raped.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 14]

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Feminism is the joke that keeps on giving.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

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