Exciting job opening

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Just kidding, lol. I saw a great example of modern relations~~~s on reddit mgtow and i have to share this here. Now since i am good hearted i will also make an extract of what are demands to enter this relations~~~ job.

Job profile: Relations~~~ with a post waller that swears and can be a smart-ass.

Requirements:

– Ultimately, your job will be to make her feel comfortable with herself, relaxed and just all around content.
– You need to provide a favourite tv show.
– You also need to provide genre of music.
– No “bullsh*t kiss-ass comments ” please.
– Fit on a rugged side.
– More blue collar than white
– Interested in exercise as SHE wants to be fit.
– Bonus points for dancing line or/salsa or willing to learn and an ability to cook
– Bonus points for driving a truck.
– Current photos and at least one with a smile.
– If all pics are headshots, don’t waste her time.

Insider tip (turn offs): Duck faces, “Peace” signs (“gang-like”) signs, the “bird”, Pictures specifically of money, your car, motorcycle, and other toys because that implies that on of your ‘brains’ is probably small.

Bonus insider tip: Notwithstanding previous point picture of a yacht will be a bonus point, as she likes to be tanned and relaxed !

Client concerns:
– Do you live alone ?
– Do you pay your own bills ?
– Do you make your own appointments?
– Do you tie your own shoes?
– Do you have a steady full time job =
– Are you mature ?
– Do you know how to change the toilet paper roll?
– Do you have a hobby-that does not require electricity or internet?
– Do you remember what those even are? Also, because this makes a lot of sense here please include in your response also one of your favorite songs from high school.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU MEET THE REQUIREMENT FEEL FREE TO ORBIT AS CLIENT ONLY REQUIRES A CLOSE FRIEND RIGHT NOW.

DISCLAIMER 2: NO SMOKERS, NO OVERWEIGHT or RAIL-THIN men, NO FACIAL HAIR, NO LONG HAIR, NO TATOOES aND WELL GROOMED.

This offer is valid for 48 hours, then client will proceed with her time on better things like herself.

Thank me later.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

I’m betting that’s a HUGE opening.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

And women like this wonder why they can’t find a “nice” guy?

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[narwhalParticipant]

She’s trying to be creative and/or humorous and failing miserably.

Ok. Then do it.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

I’m betting that’s a HUGE opening.

Between her legs or her ears?

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

FrostByte wrote:

Solomon’s Wisdom wrote:

I’m betting that’s a HUGE opening.

Between her legs or her ears?

Her mouth…

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

And, of course, she’s closer to the truth than she thinks.

It is a job. Not friendship, not a relationship. This amount of whatever is a job.

I’m fairly desperate. If she’s willing to pay $65-85k plus bennies and spiff, I’m willing to throw my standard 50-55 hrs/week at this.

My guess is that she is, however, confused, and that she thinks this is a joke. However, all of the effort and careful social management and whatnot that she requires . . . is a job.

What is she offering for the work?

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

IMAGINE how MUCH she TALKS in person ?????

And, having to try and LISTEN to that never ending CRAP ????

She will NEVER be satisfied with ANYTHING or ANYONE ?????

WHY would ANYONE even want to try with that dried up ole HAG ?????

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

FrostByte wrote:

Between her legs or her ears?

Yes.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

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