Ex wife got engaged

[Nathan R. JessepParticipant 1102]

TaxGuy wrote:

Even before finding this website I used to say that the best salesperson in the world was a woman that could convince a guy to go BACK down the isle. First time, no big deal. But after you’ve been through it once, that’s a hell of a sales pitch to get you to try it again.

But, as PT Barnum said, there’s a sucker born every minute.

Congratulations to you. The funniest part is I’ll bet you she was nervous about telling you, thinking that you would be jealous. That you wouldn’t even know you would be until you heard the news. Because she has the only golden vagina on earth and you would just be realizing how your chance is now permanently gone. OK, maybe the funniest part is the hamster wheel spinning in her head when you didn’t give that response.

I’m still currently married and do not have sex with my wife. I can’t imagine how desperate for pussy someone would have be to get married after finding out what it’s like.

[Anonymous 54]

Nathan R. Jessep wrote:

TaxGuy wrote:

Even before finding this website I used to say that the best salesperson in the world was a woman that could convince a guy to go BACK down the isle. First time, no big deal. But after you’ve been through it once, that’s a hell of a sales pitch to get you to try it again.

But, as PT Barnum said, there’s a sucker born every minute.

Congratulations to you. The funniest part is I’ll bet you she was nervous about telling you, thinking that you would be jealous. That you wouldn’t even know you would be until you heard the news. Because she has the only golden vagina on earth and you would just be realizing how your chance is now permanently gone. OK, maybe the funniest part is the hamster wheel spinning in her head when you didn’t give that response.

I’m still currently married and do not have sex with my wife. I can’t imagine how desperate for pussy someone would have be to get married after finding out what it’s like.

guilty.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

Congratulations sir!

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Haha f~~~ing beautiful. I haven’t seen that one before but I love it!

[Anonymous 0]

I’d introduce y’all to mine, but frankly its takes too damned long to grease the door jamb and wedge her fat ass through.

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

OldBill wrote:

That’s excellent news, Won’tGetFooledAgain! Congratulations!

I must ask, however, why you still answer her phone calls? Are there children involved?

She doesn’t tend to call me, but if I see a Whatsapp message from her my first thought before I have even read it is “How much?”. Yes we have two children together, if we didn’t I would have blocked her years ago!

The new wallet is a total mangina, but him being around is a massive benefit to me as it means she very rarely contacts me anymore. Before he was on the scene she would phone me whenever she had a problem such as her car breaking down or the shower not working. She seriously expected me to come over and help her as I had always done it before we split. Clearly none of the Facebook chads she was f~~~ing at the time were interested in helping her.

I also got some other good news yesterday, I found a mortgage broker who will lend me a lot more than I thought they would so my house plans have been upgraded. I can now choose a house I actually want, rather than the least worst house in my budget. It is going to be all mine, nobody is going to scam this one off me.

All in all, 3 years after we split it just keeps getting better and better.

TaxGuy wrote:

Congratulations to you. The funniest part is I’ll bet you she was nervous about telling you, thinking that you would be jealous. That you wouldn’t even know you would be until you heard the news. Because she has the only golden vagina on earth and you would just be realizing how your chance is now permanently gone. OK, maybe the funniest part is the hamster wheel spinning in her head when you didn’t give that response.

I think you may have hit the nail on the head there, she was very Cryptic about it by messaging that she had something important to tell me and that she would call in a few days. I was fearing the worst, thinking she was going to try and get more money out of me so this was a total surprise. When I heard what she said I had a massive smile on my face and just said “Congratulations, that is fantastic news!” Which I think actually threw her a bit.

The best thing of all is that I know she is only thinking about the excitement of the princess day, once that is done and nobody cares anymore she will be bored and miserable and start thinking about the carousel again.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[OldBillParticipant]

Won'tGetFooledAgain wrote:

Yes we have two children together, if we didn’t I would have blocked her years ago!

That’s a perfectly valid reason and one any man would understand. Still, I would limit any conversations with her to the subject of the children.

If she called or contacted me out of the blue my first response would be “Are the children okay?”. When she started blathering about her engagement, I’d interrupt and ask about the children again. When she’d say something like “I just wanted to tell you…” I’d interrupt again, tell her that I’m only interested in hearing about the children, that I’ve no interest in hearing about her, say goodbye, and hang up.

A few conversations like that and even the most self-centered c~~~ would get the point that she means nothing to you anymore beyond being a conduit of information about your children. She could shave her head, paint herself blue, cut off her legs, marry her cat, and you still wouldn’t give a f~~~. All you want to know is about the children. She and her life simply don’t exist.

I’m glad to read that her new slave provides nearly all the attention she needs, so much so that she rarely contacts you at all.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Won'tGetFooledAgain wrote:

The new wallet is a total mangina, but him being around is a massive benefit to me as it means she very rarely contacts me anymore

Isn’t hard for you to imagine that ANY man would want what you threw away ? Not only does he want to be with it, he is going to marry it. Your mindset, and that of the wallet mangina so clearly illustrate the differences between the blue and red pill. You are both men, but are both dancing for joy for completely opposite reasons.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[the roadParticipant 3125]

Great news. I got to admit that this made me smirk and I did a *nod in the affirmative*.

Like someone else said, I hope that if you were paying alimony that it is now over. I assume that it is if you are upgrading the house. Good work brother.

#MANOUT

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