Dinner date with a celebrity – who would it be?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

FullMetalExo wrote:

Gilbert f~~~ing Gottfried

I know him! No bulls~~~. I had dinner with him at Justin Timberlake’s restaurant in LA about 6 years ago. He’s a friend of a friend. And then again on his Birthday at Meistro’s steak house. (Gosh Im to coming off like a pretentious name dropper)….. and he was hilarious. I hadn’t known him for 5 minutes, just sat down and while we were ordering, he could sense that I was amused I was sitting right across from him. I guess I was staring.

He leans forward, and over his menu, he says: “What are you looking at? Do you wanna f~~~ me in the ass?”– like really loud and crass.
Well, we all howled.

But the waiter was standing at the table and heard this.

The NEXT DAY, Howard Stern says – on the radio – “Gilbert Godfried was reportedly seen having dinner with a bunch of gays at Justin Timberlake’s restaurant last night..”

It was the funniest s~~~ ever.

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[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

LMAO oh man this is RICH hahaha

man that’s sick !!! you lucky bastard, I find him infinitely hilarious since I was a kid, and seen him in different kid movies 🙂 he is a legend for some even here in EU. Me & friends watch his comedy skits when we can find them, old, simple, absurd and f~~~ed up humor with his delivery is one of a kind. That character voice is superb for it.

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[archetypexParticipant 18]

Nikola Tesla. One of the great MGTOWs, in my opinion, and one of the great minds of all time. I wouldn’t understand a damn bit of the conversation, but I’d be too busy having a nerdgasm to notice…

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[AkibarangerParticipant 37]

The one and only terminator, Arnie.
He’s been my hero and reason for body building and is an incredibly insightful man

[BDParticipant 1146]

For the greater good of society, I would not attend. Instead, I would like to watch the KeyMaster and Spetsnaz interview Wilt Chamberlain(deceased) and Gene Simmons. Tom Leykis could do the commentary. Many riddles would be solved.

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

Doug Stanhope best comedian alive who spreads red pill truth.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

I would pass on the ‘celebrity’ part of selecting someone.

But in terms of being famous and/or accomplished and known:

 

DAVE MUSTAINE

[RoyDalParticipant]

@keymaster,
Famke Janssen is cast in four upcoming movies. Check it out: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000463/?ref_=nv_sr_1
It was the Bruce Willis one that flagged her name for me.

BTW, she is the size and shape I like too. I’ve been keeping an eye on her since GoldenEye.

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