DID JESUS AND OTHER SPIRITUAL LEADERS WANK

[bladeParticipant]

Ok jesus is pretty cool . I know he was a divine dude and s~~~ but did he wank . It is a male function and like say he didn’t as a young bloke could he of expierenced a wet dream . You can’t help dreams it is a non control thing . What about other spiritual dudes like budda and krishna .

No ware does it say wanking is a sin .
Thy shall not wank . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 1]

They tried to tame their lizard brains, someone had success, others lied.

[bladeParticipant]

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[rubenParticipant 119]

That’s quite a question.

Yes, probably.

[AutoliteParticipant]

I think Jesus had a thing for kids. I’m not quite sure what that was all about…

[Back in BlackParticipant 1732]

Autolite,

pretty uncool.

BIB

"Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.” Quote from Arthur Shopenhauer, 17th century philosopher

[AutoliteParticipant]

Back in Black wrote:

pretty uncool.

Uncool? On an “Uncool” scale of one-to-ten, where would rate that post as compared to centuries of folks who were executed by being tortured to death for not believing in an imaginary sky-daddy???

[rubenParticipant 119]

Who was executed for not believing in an imaginary sky daddy?

[Anonymous 1]

I would say Jesus did not. Buddha had a family didn’t he? I think he must have been sexually active prior to his enlightenment. I do know in Eastern traditions cultivating your primal Yang is important. That means “No Wanking” it drains your primal Yang energy and damages your Chi.

[AutoliteParticipant]

ruben wrote:

Who was executed for not believing in an imaginary sky daddy?

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I think I read something about unbelievers being whacked out in that ‘Spanish Inquisition’ thingie too…

[bladeParticipant]

Autolite wrote:

I think Jesus had a thing for kids. I’m not quite sure what that was all about…

Think your referring to sandpeople god . Kiddy fidling killing genocide all still going on to this day . So i could of understood if ya put ya tusken raider god up there . Any way i don’t know where the kiddy fidler bit came in on the topic of wanking . Very strange that .

Any way try and keep up Paul . Lol .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 1]

ruben wrote:

Who was executed for not believing in an imaginary sky daddy?

I think Autolite is referring to the old Roman Catholic Inquisition back in the middle ages. It was pretty brutal. Prior to that Charlemagne popularized “Conversion by the Sword” because most people in Europe did not want to convert to a foreign religion. Thank goodness Christianity went through a process of reformation and they no longer do witch hunts and inquisitions, or I would be dead for not going to Church anymore.

[bladeParticipant]

I think i am going to ask my priest about wanking and see what he has to say .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Autolite wrote:

I think Jesus had a thing for kids. I’m not quite sure what that was all about…

Hah 😀

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

EVERY HEALTH MAN has/does wank otherwise his head would just f~~~in pop !!

Before anyone comments, MAYBE BOTH heads would let go !!

Anyways, the point is; BIOLOGY TRUMPS RELIGIOUS BELIEFS !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[narwhalParticipant]

Blade, if you are really curious, why do you want to know? Are you trying to live a less sinful life or are you just trying entertain with a controversial topic?

Regardless, I honestly doubt masturbation was very common at all in those days. There was no internet, no magazines, not even reading material. Everyone wore sheets from head to toe, so there wasn’t much to work with. On top of that, marriage occurred at a much younger age, nor was “I have a headache” much of an excuse, so few people would really need to. For Jesus in particular, he was fully a man, so he probably had nocturnal emissions, but unlikely that he did anything actively.

Ok. Then do it.

[Anonymous 11]

I’ve no moral issue with wanking. I can still see and have no palm hair either. I freely speak of male masturbation. It’s healthy. I used to pound my pud even when I was getting laid regularly. Being under duress is about the only thing that stops my regular wanking.

Jesus was a mortal too therefore he wanked IMHO.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Did Jesus and other spiritual leaders take a dump? They were men, weren’t they? And men have a need to ejac like we need to take a leak. So you don’t need to be terribly bright to conclude that yourself.

A bigger question might be: Did Jesus even EXIST?

He needs to exist before he can wank, and nobody really knows for sure whether he did or not. But if Jesus existed as a human male, you can bet he wanked. Does knowing this help you out in any way? Does it make you a better man?

blade wrote:

jesus is pretty cool

Pretty cool? Everyone could afford to be a little more like Jesus. Jesus is a promising symbol for all of humanity – whether he existed or not.

Sometimes I even ask myself, What would Jesus do? and the answer often presents itself. He definitely didn’t discuss “wanking” at the last supper.

Happy Easter.

Hint: Easter is not about little rabbit and chocolate eggs – or wanking.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

‘DID JESUS AND OTHER SPIRITUAL LEADERS WANK’

I don’t lose sleep worrying about those things.

As for the Meme. I don’t believe in Jesus, but I do believe in respect. I wouldn’t post it for respect of my brother’s beliefs regardless of my own.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

This thread causes me conflict.

But, I think this is a great question Blade. One that would have had you killed a century ago. Kudos on asking it now.

I believe in Jesus Christ. I believe He is God and came to earth to deliver the masterful plan of existence.

I think he was master of His domain. Always.

I do not think he jerked.

Christ is King.

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