Dating and living with horse chicks – there is no better way into bankruptcy!

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  • #354443
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    Haha.

    #354444
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    Where does a horse go when it’s really sick?

    Horse-pital.

    I’ll get my coat….

    #354446
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    Why did the horse cross the road? Because somebody shouted hay!

    #354449
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    Little miss Whorse.

    #354479
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    Gargamel
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    I was always a grower never a shower.

    Hahahaha…

    My sister always had the notion that her tentant horse chicks were getting off on the looks of a stallion’s genitals. We always laugh about that.

    One friend of mine once told me that she knew a lady that wanted a horse dick inside of her. She managed to do that, get in the position and fire up the stallion… And the horse wouldn’t react to “stop”, she later died of internal bleedings. Most women have “bigger eyes” and expectations than actual pussy size. The horse has a few inches too many and thrusts like a machine…

    Most average women can handle up to 7-8 inches when they are aroused. And only 4-5 inches “cold”.

    Anything above that is senseless talk and only serves to breed an inferiority complex in men.

    Only 2 percent (or so) of men actually have more than 8 inches erect.

    But I guess the new “Western Women Land Whale Norm” will soon approach that of a horse…

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #354484
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    I was always a grower never a shower.

    Hahahaha…

    My sister always had the notion that her tentant horse chicks were getting off on the looks of a stallion’s genitals. We always laugh about that.

    One friend of mine once told me that she knew a lady that wanted a horse dick inside of her. She managed to do that, get in the position and fire up the stallion… And the horse wouldn’t react to “stop”, she later died of internal bleedings. Most women have “bigger eyes” and expectations than actual pussy size. The horse has a few inches too many and thrusts like a machine…

    Most average women can handle up to 7-8 inches when they are aroused. And only 4-5 inches “cold”.

    Anything above that is senseless talk and only serves to breed an inferiority complex in men.

    Only 2 percent (or so) of men actually have more than 8 inches erect.

    But I guess the new “Western Women Land Whale Norm” will soon approach that of a horse…

    I hope the ladies like my 3 inches of rock hard British beef.

    #354486
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    Funny how we’ve got onto the subject of horse c~~~s and c~~~s in general lol. It was inevitable.

    But you bring up a valid point brother Gargamel.

    Todays skanks have had so much c~~~ that the average sized gentlemen like myself really can’t feel much in the ways of pussy grip. Its just cave vagina ahoy.

    This is why these skanks proclaim to want big c~~~. They need it to actually feel anything up there in that black hole.

    #354491
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    Won'tGetFooledAgain
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    I work with a 23 year old Horse Chick, she is probably a 5 out of 10 on a good day. She is convinced she is going to marry a man from a “good family” which I take to mean someone from minor royalty. We were talking about property a while ago and she started showing me £2 million plus houses where she would be prepared to live. She was poking fun of houses under £500k as being ugly and council and how she could never live in one. she makes £25k a year.

    Whenever there is something at work that she doesn’t understand she acts like a little girl and everyone rushes to help. She is always going on about how she never has to buy a drink when she is out and the amount of guys that ask her out on dates. I personally wouldn’t look twice at her, it sickens me that there are that amount of Simps out there who are willing to do anything for the golden vagina of a 5 out of 10 chubby 23 year old.

    Thing is she will hit the wall hard and early, this is going to be quite a shock for her unless she does land one of these men from a good family.

    For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

    #354492
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    I work with a 23 year old Horse Chick, she is probably a 5 out of 10 on a good day. She is convinced she is going to marry a man from a “good family” which I take to mean someone from minor royalty. We were talking about property a while ago and she started showing me £2 million plus houses where she would be prepared to live. She was poking fun of houses under £500k as being ugly and council and how she could never live in one. she makes £25k a year.

    Whenever there is something at work that she doesn’t understand she acts like a little girl and everyone rushes to help. She is always going on about how she never has to buy a drink when she is out and the amount of guys that ask her out on dates. I personally wouldn’t look twice at her, it sickens me that there are that amount of Simps out there who are willing to do anything for the golden vagina of a 5 out of 10 chubby 23 year old.

    Thing is she will hit the wall hard and early, this is going to be quite a shock for her unless she does land one of these men from a good family.

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhh. What a c~~~. Self entitled ugly c~~~. This is what all modern women are like.

    #354505
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
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    Thing is she will hit the wall hard and early, this is going to be quite a shock for her unless she does land one of these men from a good family.

    Go long on cat food and cat supplies…

    Men with this income will look for more “culture” and smartness that she thinks. These women are delusional. If she really has dates with men like that, why isn’t anyone falling for her yet?

    Almost all of my short term girlfriends were like that. First they play “innocent” and “I’m not in it for the money” but then the expectations come in one after another.

    They are still single or live with a Chad at the poverty line, as far as my last “updates” went…

    Yes, buy stocks of cat food companies.

    Here I quote myself:

    This is actually knowledge taught in expensive training courses and audio books like “How to marry a millionaire”… Quote: “In order to marry a millionaire, you must first become someone that a millionaire would want as a partner…” Most self-made-men have walked over stony ground and have gone through some hard times to become someone or build something up from scratch. Most of these men will recognize anyone wanting to destroy them from a mile away. That is why all the good men are “currently out of stock”: They rather invest in fast cars and luxury items than get emotionally beaten up and economically exploited every day…

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #354507
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
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    it sickens me that there are that amount of Simps out there who are willing to do anything for the golden vagina of a 5 out of 10 chubby 23 year old.

    I know it is half OT but it still links in with the topic of the “psychology of horse chicks”, meaning girls that have “absurd expectations”.

    And the ugly and fat girls are the ones with the highest expectations, and that they are “too good for any man”:

    It has a name and they call it: “Absurd Standards Syndrome (ASS)”

    Comment Of The Week: Fat Chicks And Their Ludicrous Standards

    https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/10/06/comment-of-the-week-fat-chicks-and-their-ludicrous-standards/

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #354512
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    It has a name and they call it: “Absurd Standards Syndrome (ASS)”

    Haha. Mint.

    #354540
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    Cataphract
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    Not every day you see a male horse with a c~~~ halfway up its back.

    Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

    #354593
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    Sky-O
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    I still know a horse chick that I was smart enough to never bang.

    She hash tags every pic she posts of her with one of ‘her’ horses (yeah, they are like all hers, LOL as long as her father keeps paying for them)

    Anyway, she hash tags all her pics when she is with a horse:

    #wayoflife

    Because of course, it’s not a life unless your parents own a bunch of land, pay for all the expenses associated with horses and let you act like they are yours.

    It gets beyond ridiculous.

    And I noticed the last five times she had a boyfriend and changed her relationship status that each relationship lasted less than 3 months. LOL – One of them only lasted about four weeks and within a day of that break up, she posted

    ‘I feel sooooo free again!’

    Cause, like. It must be rough being with the same guy for a month. Really restricts your life and pursuit of new c~~~s.

    Horse chicks love horses. As long as either daddy or a beta is paying for them.

    #354597
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    ‘I feel sooooo free again!’

    Hahaha.

    #354612
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    Chir
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    What do horsechicks do when they are alone with their pony?

    Do not view if you have a weak stomach. Otherwise… Now you know.

    And you thought the dogchicks were bad.

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

    #354616
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    What do horsechicks do when they are alone with their pony?

    Do not view if you have a weak stomach. Otherwise… Now you know.

    And you thought the dogchicks were bad.

    #354637
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    Sandals
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    I seem to remember several years ago there was a dentist, I think, who killed his wife in the work-shed on their big property. She was coming at him violently and he grabbed his pocket knife and defended himself. She did not survive.

    During the news report, the reporter kept talking about the wife’s “horse business”. The “horse business” this, and the “horse business” that. So I kept thinking, what’s the business? What good or service does this woman actually sell?

    Then the in the report, someone stated that the wife’s horse business cost $30,000 per month, and the wife was divorcing the dentist and wanting alimony to cover the 30 grand for the “horse business”.

    The adult children were split of the death of the mother. If I remember correctly, the daughter was upset at the dad for killing mom, but the son was like, it was self defense.

    #354883
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    Anonymousyam
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    I hope the ladies like my 3 inches of rock hard British beef.

    3 inches? i may be a grower but that one is about the non erect size even thou i have measured it to be around 4 sometimes.

    If that is the erect size i am so happy to tell you that i am 2 times that on a normal day and have measured just below 18cm on the best days.

    So you got to be f~~~ing with me here.

    Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

    #354899
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    I hope the ladies like my 3 inches of rock hard British beef.

    3 inches? i may be a grower but that one is about the non erect size even thou i have measured it to be around 4 sometimes.

    If that is the erect size i am so happy to tell you that i am 2 times that on a normal day and have measured just below 18cm on the best days.

    So you got to be f~~~ing with me here.

    Of course im joking lol. I think id f~~~ing top myself if i had a 3 inch dick lmao.

    I’m average size. My c~~~ looks like f~~~ all flaccid, but im a grower too.

    Some guys are just lucky f~~~s. Massive knob flaccid and erect.

    I’ll never forget this dude showering naked at the mens pool. (I’m not gay, but we all check out other guys for comparison, don’t deny it hahaha.) He was very proud of his donkey dick that just hung like a f~~~ing neck tie between his legs. All I could think was “you lucky son of a bitch” as i looked down at my dick in comparison. Made me feel like a little boy.

    I really do wonder if women actually enjoy a huge c~~~ in them, or they are just bulls~~~ters for the sake of ego. Apparently length is useless, its all about the girth. So if you have a big fat short chode, you should be WINNING hahahaha.

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