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Hope is crucial.
Most men would prefer seeing the “dead end” sign early on while driving down a perceived avenue.
In an effort to help all men reach truth expeditiously, please provide what your experience has shown to be the fastest countermoves to determine which laydeez are full of crap in online dating.
All answers will be greatly appreciated."It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."
Within two minutes or within 3 lines of chatting i ask her:
“So what are you looking for on Tinder? Mr. Right? Your soulmate? ”
If they use the word relationship, I know its not a match. When she just wants to mess around, between the lines I ask her if she is a feminist or up to meet.
If she passed al my s~~~ tests:
– no relationship
– no feminist
– easy going
– no wining and diningI will ask her number straight away and plan a date within 2 or 3 days. Quick and fast will get you laid. I don’t have time for stupid questions or chat-bulls~~~. Confidence, being forward and direct, a bit c~~~y funny will help. So far this has gotten me a long way with the least amount of effort, just be direct and make sure they know you are not fooling around.
If you don’t f~~~ her withing 2 or 3 dates, dump her, she’s not worth your time and effort. Plenty of other women that are down to f~~~. The ones that make you wait just want something more, like a relations~~~ or attention.
To: T.S.S. It ties in with being aware of the ones who want you vs. the ones who want, “your stuff.”
"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."
Anonymous7My experience is that women use it more for the attention than for actually meeting up.
I just can’t even be bothered to find out about any of them.
In this life you pay for almost everything one way or another.
My time is money and I can make more money doing my s~~~ than dealing with hook ups etc.
I want sex … I pay. It really is that simple. I get the boobs, pussy, hair, colour I want.
We can chat … if I want. Go for a meal … if I want .. or just plain fk … how I want.
Honestly, I’m so sick and tired of womens games …. even the thought of dating makes me puke.
I waded in that cesspool for far too long. since its incipience in the early part of the century. On line dating is stacked against men – and I mean BIG time. The men outnumber the desirable females (by desirable I mean young, fit, employed, clean) by a huge margin – some estimates 10 -1. Most of the women are not serious and are just looking for an ego boost. These ladies receive 100’s if not 1000’s of hits from men all over the world. They know they are in control. If you do not meet a very narrow set of requirements – you will receive NO attention. Even a 5 or 6 who is overweight will get slammed with messages in her inbox. If I took all the money I wasted over the last 15 years dating these losers, I could have probably paid off a good chunk of my mortgage or invested in something worthwhile for the future. Meantime, most of these skanks have just moved on to the next poor sucker. The companies who own an operate these websites KNOW that the odds are stacked against most men. Yet they will gladly keep taking your money like a slot machine in Vegas. Don’t go there brothers. Once men stop visiting these websites and there is no more market for it, these websites will dry up and dry up fast. Then these women will have to return to the old fashioned way of dating..actually going out in person and having something tangible to offer their suitors.
To: T.S.S. It ties in with being aware of the ones who want you vs. the ones who want, “your stuff.”
Why does that make a difference? She cannot get your stiff without you actually handing it over to her. What she wants is irrelevant. Present your offer to her, she either excepts or rejects.
Honestly, I would ignore what she writes about her self and what she wants. It’s an ad, what she thinks will get her the most attention. What’s the best cheese for her trap. If she wants you, what she says she wants will start changing to match up to what you say you want.
As for weeding out women, I think you have to develop your own criteria.
Ok. Then do it.
S~~~.a few days ago.i was bored and went .into.a chat called chatcity and i.looked at this.40 divorced.land whale with kids probably with some dumb f~~~ who is.paying her child support and alimony ,on her.profile she said.im 40something bla bla im.looking for.mr right i have 2 kids and who ever want to get to.know.me should learn how to be a father for them, i.was like wtf wtf this fat c~~~ think she.is to demand all that crap she demanding????a land f~~~ing whaleee imagine a sexy chick demanding all that wow i.usually go.on thoses chat to.play with their head i act.like a blue.pill mangina beta ,get their skype tell them to show me their t~~~ and ass then.i block them and.move.on to my next victim
These women are trying to sell used Corolla’s with liens against them at new Mercedes prices. Which is why you are better off renting a hooker.
I’m online dating and it’s easy.
1. Suggest a meet in real life. If they pussyfoot around then block them.
2. Meet somewhere halfway in terms of distance.
3. Grab a coffee or something cheap and easy.You know within 5 minutes if they are a yes, no or maybe. If they’re a yes or maybe then meet them again and spend more time.
I’m talkiing to a woman right now on a dating site. Only talked to her today. We’re meeting on Sunday. Stops all the bulls~~~.
Most of them are full of crap with online dating. Like one poster said, a lot just seek attention. Especially with Tinder. It’s an ego boost when you get a bunch of likes and/or a bunch of email.
When I used online dating, I had a few filters that were applied from just reading their profile. The filters were:
1. Single mothers – stay clear of them
2. Unemployed and/or no car
3. No picture
4. Pictures with no clear body shot (the fatties like to take pics from a high angle)
5. Hot pics but nothing written in the “about me” section or simply says “ask me”
6. Say they’re old fashioned
7. Mention something about “applying” to date them
8. Claim to be strong and independent
9. Ask where all the good men have gone
10. Ask if chivalry is deadAfter you apply all these filters, there will be very few, if any, women left to date.
I would also exclude any woman who uses “Don’t message me if…” or “I like to go out and also stay in.”
As has already been said, the odds are stacked against men. First off, forget about looking for a relationship (which you should already know being MGTOW!) and use it for easy sex instead.
I am in my early 40’s so I will tell you my experience of using POF. First of all, for the women in their late 30s/early 40s online dating is a bit of a mindf~~~. In their 20’s and early 30’s they were used to being able to have their pick as there was a never ending stream of blue pill men who were willing to rescue them from their situation by marrying them.
Unfortunately for them, all the men in their 40’s have been through divorce rape so have absolutely no interest in either a long term relationship or heaven forbid marrying them. The smart men on these sites have realised the tables have turned and it is now the women who have become the desperate ones. The women are now only getting messaged by guys in their 20s who are after easy sex and are fairly open about it, and guys in their 40’s who are a bit more sneaky about it but are also only after easy sex. For any woman who is in her 40s on this site it is basically game over and she is going to be pump and dump fodder until she totally loses her remaining sexual market value and has to resign herself to a life of being bitter with cats.
Firstly, the way to succeed on these sites is to have good photos and to not give a f~~~. What you write on your profile is not important as she will have decided if she is going to reply to your message by the photo that is displayed when she receives your message.
The way I go about it is to be pleasant and witty at the start and the second you feel you have a rapport with her just start to flirt a little and be a bit cheeky. She will now respond in one of two ways, she will either say she is looking for a relationship and is not interested in sex talk or she will soon start talking dirty to you, sending you naked photos and want to meet.
If you play this right you can get them to wear the underwear you have picked out for your first date. When I have done this in the past I have had a 100% success rate and I know I will be f~~~ing her within hours of meeting her.
A large percentage of the women on POF are filthy sluts so don’t waste your time on those that do not respond to you being flirty and insist they are after a relationship.
When I have made the mistake of meeting women who I have not had this dirty talk/phone sex with the date has always been a bit akward and you just get the akward peck on the cheek at the end of the night. My best result with the dirty talk woman is I was f~~~ing one of them 5 minutes after she answered the door for the first time.
It takes skill to judge when to start the dirty talk and where to go with it, but I have had the most prim and proper appearing women turn into utter filth once I have found the right things to talk about.
For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.
Online dating is an asylum where you voluntarily commit yourself.
Don’t do it.
Fuck this planet.My experience is that women use it more for the attention than for actually meeting up.
100% correct.
I waded in that cesspool for far too long. since its incipience in the early part of the century. On line dating is stacked against men – and I mean BIG time. The men outnumber the desirable females (by desirable I mean young, fit, employed, clean) by a huge margin – some estimates 10 -1. Most of the women are not serious and are just looking for an ego boost. These ladies receive 100’s if not 1000’s of hits from men all over the world. They know they are in control. If you do not meet a very narrow set of requirements – you will receive NO attention. Even a 5 or 6 who is overweight will get slammed with messages in her inbox. If I took all the money I wasted over the last 15 years dating these losers, I could have probably paid off a good chunk of my mortgage or invested in something worthwhile for the future. Meantime, most of these skanks have just moved on to the next poor sucker. The companies who own an operate these websites KNOW that the odds are stacked against most men. Yet they will gladly keep taking your money like a slot machine in Vegas. Don’t go there brothers. Once men stop visiting these websites and there is no more market for it, these websites will dry up and dry up fast. Then these women will have to return to the old fashioned way of dating..actually going out in person and having something tangible to offer their suitors.
Very, very well said. When I think about the money I spent dating, I want to horse whip myself.
Fuck this planet.Posted this last fall:
I usually troll POF about once a year to keep abreast (ha ha) of the online dating situation as it relates to the influx of “I can’t get married/find an LTR/where are all the good men” articles on the Interwebz, as well as for data to store in the MGTOW archives for reference. Once again it correlates with the collective experience of men and many of Popp’s videos. However, despite the constant whining of “I can’t find anyone”, entitlement, attitude and inflation of their looks has become worse. Mind you, I’m going to use MGTOW knowledge/techniques to expose the hypocrites for what they are. I used my age, 43, up to 49.
Contact on the site:
1. T~~~ (4/10): It’s nice to see a picture of just a man and not his motorcycle or house.
2. CAP: That’s refreshing; you don’t care about material things.
Never heard from her again.1. CAP: (Sees picture of T~~~ (7/10) in Hawks gear with mock Stanley Cup over her head at her office). So, you a real fan or been on the bandwagon since 2010?
No response.1. T~~~ (3/10): (overweight mother of 2) *trying her hardest to get me to respond*
2. CAP: *one word responses*
3. T~~~: See 1.
4: CAP: See 2
5: T~~~: You’re a man of few words; I’ll stop bothering you now.1. CAP: (Sees T~~~ (7/10) 45 years old acting like she’s 25 in her pictures with aviator sunglasses selfie.) You fly F-18’s?
2. T~~~: No, lol! But I can still rock a pair of aviators!
3. CAP: Your opinion of how cool you are is quite over inflated.
4. T~~~: *paragraph long cliché shaming/insults.*1. T~~~: (2/10, grandma haircut, frumpy clothes) Help me get off this site lol!
2. CAP: Not interested.
3. T~~~: Why! What’s wrong with me?
4. CAP: Not physically attracted.
5: T~~~: Take a good look at your pictures! You’re not as hot as you think you are!
Blocked so I can’t reply. As we all know, not being attracted to a certain person means you have an inflated sense of your looks.1. CAP: (Sees T~~~ 6/10. Slender, tan but Mr. Eds Face. With opening “Want’s a man who respects women”.) Respect has to be earned.
2. T~~~: I meant respectful, as in manners. Thank you for your military service.
3. CAP: There is a difference between respect and manners. Open a dictionary.This led to multiple exchanges of her bragging about her Literature degree despite her obvious lack of vocabulary skills. I wasn’t raised to right, you get the idea.
4: T~~~: You weren’t raised to respect women.
5. CAP: I see you’re entitled as well.
6. T~~~: Entitled?
7. CAP: Yes, you think you’re entitled to respect immediately because you were born with t~~~. (Seems she forgot what she wrote in her own profile.) I have more respect for the dogs I served with in Iraq than I do you.
8. T~~~: *Paragraph long cliché shaming/insults*
9. T~~~: No wonder you’re single!
10. CAP: You’re single. #double standard1. CAP: (Sees T~~~ 8/10, 44 years old) You’re cute, but you couldn’t crop your ex out of the picture entirely?
No response. However, the next time her profile showed up, the main picture was empty.Some of you might remember public restroom selfie/picnic girl from another thread. Miss, a first date should be a man dressed in khakis and a nice shirt taking me on a picnic to the beach with nice music (whatever the f~~~ that is) playing while we watch the sunset. She talked about how classy she was and Keymaster caught that she had taken a selfie in a public bathroom. Doesn’t get much classier than that.
1.CAP: Isn’t that a bit much for a first date?
2.T~~~: I’m from near the gulf of Mexico and this is nice.
I don’t actually remember the rest of the exchange. I do remember her paragraph long cliché shaming/insults. She was completely oblivious that a selfie taken in a public restroom was the complete opposite of class.Also, still many of the same girls that have been on there since 2009. Only their requirements have dropped….some, and their weight has increased.
Text conversations:
Remember, I keep feeding rope until they eventually hang themselves.
T~~~ (7/10): Decent exchange going. Get her to tout the “I don’t need a man for his money” yet shortly later I get the “I need a man who is financially stable’. Informed T~~~ she was no different than the rest and looking for a wallet. She still wanted to talk and something came up about her friends. To which I replied “If you were happy with me, I’m sure your harpy friends would find some reason for you not to be”. Herd mentality kicked in and she broke contact.
T~~~ (3/10 I was totally playing this fish (pun intended) overweight mother of 2 with meme about “once you have thick, you’ll never go back” or something like that. Same as above, touts strong and independent but needs a man who is ‘financially stable’. Only she didn’t have the looks to demand anything. Says my hair is too long as she likes the bald look on men and how she’s dated bikers that look like ZZ Top. Funny how those guys like fat hogs on their hogs. This degraded into me dropping MGTOW nukes and her hamstering (cliche insults/shaming) to the point of blocking so she got the last word. Remember, this is a single, overweight mom with mostly high angle cleavage shots.
T~~~ (7/10) apparently owned her own cleaning business. I mentioned the hours that I worked. She makes a comment about how I need to be the boss like her. I replied that she seems to be looking for someone who is ‘financially stable’ and told her no thanks. She left a bewildered goodbye.
T~~~ (7/10) kind of hit or miss. One picture looked meh, but one would look stunning. All face shots mind you. We texted a good long while, at least a couple hours. I was actually wondering if this would pan out. How can woman go that long without putting her foot in her mouth? I didn’t have to wait much longer. Eventually, the talk turned to things of a sexual nature. So of course, she’s bragging about how great she is and that she has fairy dust coming out of her pussy (yes, she actually said that) and that her friends say it must be true because of all the men hanging around.
CAP: Pretty strong words.
T~~~: I know you would be happy.
CAP: So would you.
T~~~: Pfffffft
CAP: My ex-girlfriends nickname for me was cunnalingus.
T~~~: I’ll believe it when it happens.I should take her word but she won’t take mine? Hello double standard. Still, the conversation continued about sex and what have you for a good, long while. She’s saying what a great time she’s having, she’s sexually excited and how she can’t wait to meet me. Her shields are probably at 50% so it’s almost time to fire the photon torpedo. We got on the subject of kissing and it followed exactly as above exchange. It led to this:
T~~~: We should just do a walk-by, text yes or no and just make out if it’s both ‘yes’. (More on this later.) You wear yummy cologne?
CAP: No
T~~~: Moment ruined.
CAP: Cologne is a deal breaker? What’s next, my shoes?
T~~~: Maybe lol! Those are easy fixes.
CAP: This was a colossal waste of time. Go ‘fix’ someone else. I’m out.
T~~~: What?! Are you really out? (Sad emoticon)
T~~~: You’re killing me Smalls.I explained how this was doomed as she would hate my lack of cologne, hi-tops and Batman shirt. I also explained how this is what dating male/female relations has come to (remember what I said earlier about the walk-by?) and that it’s not of my making. As I go on, I’m getting belligerent and mean. She’s actually hanging on and still wants to meet. I’m guessing she’s knows she’s being rejected, is confused and doesn’t know what to do.
T~~~: We can still meet.
CAP: Why the hell would you still want to that after what I’ve said? Sick curiosity?The only reason I can think is for a free meal and drinks and to publicly reject me.
T~~~: Wow. Ok. So I’ll leave it at this. If you don’t text back I’ll guess the answer is NO.
CAP: It is no. Have a pleasant evening.
T~~~: Wow. Ok.
Some time goes by.
T~~~: No response?
Some more time goes by.
T~~~: No response?
Yet more time goes by.
T~~~: You sound like a bitter woman.Dates:
T~~~: 50 years old 6/10 (in her pictures), but we all know how that turns out in person, don’t we? We meet for coffee….and has anyone ever heard the term ‘rode hard and put away wet’? Well, Cap was looking at it. In person she immediately became a 3/10 and this is done up to meet a guy. The makeup was caked on. Caked. I could see how haggard she was through it, it was f~~~ing astounding. Decent rack but no ass. She’s sitting there going “I don’t look 50.” I sat there dumbfounded with no response. In my head I’m going: “Yeah, you look 63.” I don’t know what happened. I couldn’t speak or move. Mild shock or something. Imagine her when she gets complacent and waking up to that on a lazy Sunday with no makeup and a frumpy night gown. Yecchh.
T~~~: 48 6/10 according to pictures. Name is zumbagirlsometingorother. Mostly face shots and one in yoga pants. During the course of texting, she sent me two pictures in her underwear. I think she has a funhouse mirror in her room. Even in the low light and poor resolution of the picture I could see the lower half of her body was a f~~~ing train wreck, her thighs in particular were foul. All the Zumba, spin classes and tanning wasn’t going to hide this. Rack looked ok in the bra but Crom knows what would happen once it came off. Time to take one for the team. She wanted to meet as soon as possible for some reason. She mentioned I should drive the 20 minutes to her work and meet her on her lunch break. Uh. No. She wound up driving out to a bar by me. She didn’t look bad (done up for a date) and had on those mom jeans. The wide bottom, cuff at the mid-calf and slightly snug as tight would give the mess away. I could tell right away that she wasn’t interested. She had stated when we first started she was very attracted physically. However, I’m assuming my Batman shirt and hi-tops turned her off right away. The rate I was consuming Guinness might have factored in as she asked how many I had. Star Wars came up as an interest and I don’t think she was impressed. She mentioned a friend who was on the site for years and I said she’s looking for a unicorn and will never find it. When I came back from the bathroom I did a stealth approach and noticed she was texting somebody “what are u doing tonite?” Wonder who that was?…..That’s when it was time to go. Cost for date? Her $3 beer.
I get the text the next day “Thank you but there was no connection. I don’t want to waste your time.” That was totally cool, honest and polite. However, in my experience they use that because if they use specific reasons, they’ll get it right back and they don’t like that. I was 5 years younger than she was. She complained the entire date that men her age were out of shape, had pictures with their grandchildren, etc. Who the Hell does she think she’s actually capable of getting with a train wreck of a body and two kids?
Make no mistake, for as much as they crow about how they can’t find a man, their entitlements are still off the chart and their attitudes are still terrible. I bolded the paragraph long responses because they only respond at length if you call them on their s~~~. Otherwise it’s short phrases and text-talk. I don’t think things are changing anytime soon. Just more of their empty rhetoric.
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Change the applicable things and post this for s~~~s and giggles.
Let’s play a game I call ‘Reverse the Genders’. I’m going to write a profile similar to those of women in my dating range (late 30’s to late 40’s). Since you all have this Santa Clause long checklist where every box needs to get ticked, let me treat you in a similar fashion. I can’t speak for all men, but many, more than you know, agree with me. Don’t worry, plenty of thirsty of simps out there. Wondering what you’re doing wrong? Wondering why you can’t find the ‘perfect’ guy after being on multiple dating sites for 5 stinking years? Don’t act like you haven’t been. Imagine if every male profile you read was like this:
Hello. My money is my own and you will get none of it. Not for some time at least as trust and respect have to be earned. I have a kid and you will never be more important than her. Not. Ever. I prefer petite, women who aren’t land whales with at least shoulder length hair, and so if you’re amazon like tall, have a short ditzy-bob haircut or can’t control your eating, you need not apply. My exercise and hockey league take up much of my time but I’ll squeeze you in if I can. They also take up money…and that’s not going to stop even if we dated on a regular basis. You need to have job. You’re all equal now. If you’re not liar and are truly interested in real companionship, why does what I do for living, what car I drive or where I live matter? Pick equality or chivalry, you can’t have both. At our age, let’s face it; marriage is out of the question as most of us have been dragged through the divorce ringer. Why is just having a long term relationship a problem? Marriage is bulls~~~. Disagree? Probably means you’d like the law involved to get your hands on my cash. Move on.
You will never be my best friend as those are the guys I’ve known since the age of 17, military buddies I’ve bled with, kindergarten and birth. They like me for who I am. You never will. Sex is a very important part of a relationship. Yes, it takes more than sexual attraction and looks but let’s not kid ourselves. You know within the first 45-60 seconds of meeting us if you want to get horizontal (more on this in the date section). So none of this ‘friends first’ bulls~~~ as that means I’ll be shelling out lots of cash for God knows how long. We’re all adults here. No sex by the third date? Move on. Nor did I just fall off the turnip truck. You think I don’t you’re texting the guy you’re probably going to f~~~ later while we’re sitting at dinner? I’m on to you and tired of competing with your 24/7/365 connection to the hive mind. For the love of God, stay of your phone for 10 minutes, it that’s even possible.
You like to talk about how relationships take work while you won’t do it yourselves. I know your inboxes are over flowing so why work you can sit back and get your ego stroked? Same goes for first dates and as the relationship goes on. I work for the ‘pleasure’ of your company while you do nothing. I won’t put on a clown suit? The next sucker will, on to him. You want to work for a relationship about as much I like the Lifetime channel. It’s all empty rhetoric.
In no particular order, don’t message me if:
1.You have high angle pictures or other deceptive ways of hiding your body. We’ll have to meet in real life eventually so why lie? You want an honest man? Be honest yourself.
2.You think overweight means ‘average’ body type.
3.Have pictures of you with men in them. Who are they? Old boyfriends? FWB’s?
4.Pictures of you with your girlfriends. Which one are you? I’ll wager not the attractive one.
5.Pictures of you with duck lips. Are you 15?
6.Text talk. See 5.
7.Pictures of pets, flowers, motivational quotes, etc. Who the f~~~ cares?
8.Talk exercise and your body doesn’t reflect it. See 1.
9.Pictures of you in Chicago. I’ll just assume you’re pretentious.
10.Pictures of you with wine, going on about wine, good wine, etc. Giant red flag of pretentiousness.
11.What I should be doing or how much I should be drinking on the first date. Anything else mom?
12.You plan on giving me a job interview on the first date. Instant walk out.
13.On your phone? Instant walk out.
14.You have a motorcycle. Cool, but no thank you.
15.You have stupid statements in your profile. “I like to have fun!” No s~~~?
16.You are a ‘career’ woman. Pass.
17.You can’t cook.
18.We live in the same town and you want to drive all the way to the city to go to bars. F~~~ing really?
19.You get your life lessons/ideas from Sex in the City.
20.I like super heroes and science fiction. Deal with it.
21.Hockey season is coming. Hope you like watching the Blackhawks.
22.If you started liking the Hawks in 2010, Do. Not. Contact. Me.
23.If you can’t explain icing or off sides don’t even talk to me about hockey.
24.I’m a straight male. I don’t dance.
25.I own guns. I carry one. Get used to it.
26.If you’re “Waiting for Superman, Mr. Right, Prince Charming or the Perfect Guy”. Don’t hold your breath. Remember what I said about being on here for 5 years?
27.“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” I just threw up in my mouth.
28.“Tired of games, liars, players”. Heard it before. Prove it.
29.You’re ‘just looking’. This is a dating site professor.
30.I mostly watch animated shows. Deal with it.
31.I will not go to 50 Shades of Grey. Have fun.
32.If you like the beach. I hate sand.
33.You can’t pull off a bikini. A real one.
34.You have cats.
35.You have anything in your profile stating how crazy you are or how you’ll stab somebody because of your ethnicity. No thank you. Don’t want to be killed in my sleep.
36.You live in Chicago. Too far. Don’t like crowds, waiting or $8 beers.
37.If you think I’m meeting your friends anytime soon.
38.You’re looking for ‘casual dating/no commitment’. Translation – free s~~~ and no sex.
39.You list travel as an interest. It means I’ll be paying for trips. Plus, who the hell would want to go to an airport if they didn’t have to?
40.You think I care what your sign is.
41.You think you’re a queen or princess.
42.You’re pushing 40 and looking for someone to marry. For what exactly?
43.Your tongue is out. Put it back in your damn mouth.
44.“I’m done with the bar scene.” No, it’s done with you.
45.You do anything in mud. Are you a pig? Just another stupid fad you latched on to.
46.You have pictures of girls’ night out with stupid sideways peace signs. You’re always telling us to grow up, why don’t you do the same?
47.Contact me if we dated/talked before. I have a mind like a steel track and I will burn you.
48.Go on about your ‘career’. This does not turn me on, nor do I care.
49.Get surprised when I tell you to go f~~~ yourself if you flake on the first date. No, I won’t’ reschedule.
50.All your friends are guys.
51.You use the following words when describing a man: Career oriented. Secure in his career. Stable. Has a good job and so on. Translation-“I want $$$$$$$$$$$”
52.You have a motor mouth. That is why men play video games. Our consoles have an ‘OFF’ button.
53.You think communication means running your mouth 240 MPH while saying nothing. See 52.
54.I don’t want to hear about your ex. By all means, go back to the guy who spent his paycheck on cocaine or physically abused you as you can’t stop talking about him.
55.You’ve gone through a ‘cougar’ stage. Not paying for sloppy seconds, thirds or fourths you gave away for free to guys young enough to be your sons.
56.You think I’m going to communicate here for days.Date:
A bar I will pick where we will watch professional hockey and you can pay for your own overpriced drink. Or, for once, you come up with something. Do I look like a jester that’s supposed to entertain you? You’ve gone on and on about how educated and intelligent you are but can’t figure out a date idea? It won’t be dinner. Whatever it is, you’ll be paying for your own s~~~. We’re adults, so if you think we won’t be horizontal after the third date, just move on because you want free dinners or lack the will to act which is probably worse. $40 is my limit. $0 is optimal.
Whoops. I just disqualified every woman in America. How does it feel? There are reasons you’ve been on dating sites for half a decade. Keep searching for that unicorn.
Friendly advice: Peruse the interwebz for multiple articles and videos of women lamenting about “Where have all the good men gone” and the like. You may control sex, but we control LTR’s and marriage. A little self-reflection wouldn’t hurt either.
Fuck this planet.Posted this last fall:
I usually troll POF about once a year to keep abreast (ha ha) of the online dating situation
Cap i remember this post from a while back; had me p~~~ing myself laughing.
I consider dating every 3-6 months or so. Meet some girl in a dance class or whatever. What’s the best-case scenario? I take her out dancing somewhere for an evening, then bring her back to my place to f~~~ her. With a condom, because i have no idea where she’s been [doesn’t feel as good to me as barebacking it, but not crazy enough to risk STDs like that].
Great, another notch for the bedpost. Then i read for a while, and she starts whining. Or i play xbox for a while, and she starts whining. And i get up early to hit the gym, and she starts whining. Etc etc.
As i get older my tolerance for bulls~~~ gets lower & lower.
As the subject of the thread goes – cutting the crap early. Problem is, seems like it’s *all* crap. What am i missing here?
You like to talk about how relationships take work while you won’t do it yourselves. I know your inboxes are over flowing so why work you can sit back and get your ego stroked? Same goes for first dates and as the relationship goes on. I work for the ‘pleasure’ of your company while you do nothing. I won’t put on a clown suit? The next sucker will, on to him. You want to work for a relationship about as much I like the Lifetime channel. It’s all empty rhetoric.
In no particular order, don’t message me if:
1.You have high angle pictures or other deceptive ways of hiding your body. We’ll have to meet in real life eventually so why lie? You want an honest man? Be honest yourself.
2.You think overweight means ‘average’ body type.
3.Have pictures of you with men in them. Who are they? Old boyfriends? FWB’s?
4.Pictures of you with your girlfriends. Which one are you? I’ll wager not the attractive one.
5.Pictures of you with duck lips. Are you 15?
6.Text talk. See 5.
7.Pictures of pets, flowers, motivational quotes, etc. Who the f~~~ cares?
8.Talk exercise and your body doesn’t reflect it. See 1.
9.Pictures of you in Chicago. I’ll just assume you’re pretentious.
10.Pictures of you with wine, going on about wine, good wine, etc. Giant red flag of pretentiousness.
11.What I should be doing or how much I should be drinking on the first date. Anything else mom?
12.You plan on giving me a job interview on the first date. Instant walk out.
13.On your phone? Instant walk out.
14.You have a motorcycle. Cool, but no thank you.
15.You have stupid statements in your profile. “I like to have fun!” No s~~~?
16.You are a ‘career’ woman. Pass.
17.You can’t cook.
18.We live in the same town and you want to drive all the way to the city to go to bars. F~~~ing really?
19.You get your life lessons/ideas from Sex in the City.
20.I like super heroes and science fiction. Deal with it.
21.Hockey season is coming. Hope you like watching the Blackhawks.
22.If you started liking the Hawks in 2010, Do. Not. Contact. Me.
23.If you can’t explain icing or off sides don’t even talk to me about hockey.
24.I’m a straight male. I don’t dance.
25.I own guns. I carry one. Get used to it.
26.If you’re “Waiting for Superman, Mr. Right, Prince Charming or the Perfect Guy”. Don’t hold your breath. Remember what I said about being on here for 5 years?
27.“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” I just threw up in my mouth.
28.“Tired of games, liars, players”. Heard it before. Prove it.
29.You’re ‘just looking’. This is a dating site professor.
30.I mostly watch animated shows. Deal with it.
31.I will not go to 50 Shades of Grey. Have fun.
32.If you like the beach. I hate sand.
33.You can’t pull off a bikini. A real one.
34.You have cats.
35.You have anything in your profile stating how crazy you are or how you’ll stab somebody because of your ethnicity. No thank you. Don’t want to be killed in my sleep.
36.You live in Chicago. Too far. Don’t like crowds, waiting or $8 beers.
37.If you think I’m meeting your friends anytime soon.
38.You’re looking for ‘casual dating/no commitment’. Translation – free s~~~ and no sex.
39.You list travel as an interest. It means I’ll be paying for trips. Plus, who the hell would want to go to an airport if they didn’t have to?
40.You think I care what your sign is.
41.You think you’re a queen or princess.
42.You’re pushing 40 and looking for someone to marry. For what exactly?
43.Your tongue is out. Put it back in your damn mouth.
44.“I’m done with the bar scene.” No, it’s done with you.
45.You do anything in mud. Are you a pig? Just another stupid fad you latched on to.
46.You have pictures of girls’ night out with stupid sideways peace signs. You’re always telling us to grow up, why don’t you do the same?
47.Contact me if we dated/talked before. I have a mind like a steel track and I will burn you.
48.Go on about your ‘career’. This does not turn me on, nor do I care.
49.Get surprised when I tell you to go f~~~ yourself if you flake on the first date. No, I won’t’ reschedule.
50.All your friends are guys.
51.You use the following words when describing a man: Career oriented. Secure in his career. Stable. Has a good job and so on. Translation-“I want $$$$$$$$$$$”
52.You have a motor mouth. That is why men play video games. Our consoles have an ‘OFF’ button.
53.You think communication means running your mouth 240 MPH while saying nothing. See 52.
54.I don’t want to hear about your ex. By all means, go back to the guy who spent his paycheck on cocaine or physically abused you as you can’t stop talking about him.
55.You’ve gone through a ‘cougar’ stage. Not paying for sloppy seconds, thirds or fourths you gave away for free to guys young enough to be your sons.
56.You think I’m going to communicate here for days.Absolutely spot on, totally agree with all of those (well no idea about he hockey references as I am English!). The cougar stage was the one that really stood out for me as like you I am dating women in their late 30’s to late 40’s. It turns out that as soon as a woman has given her husband the “I am not happy speech”, the first thing she does is get on a dating site and start f~~~ing guys in their 20’s.
What p~~~es me off most is that these women have divorced their perfectly good husbands as they were a bit bored and thought there was a more exciting life out there for them. They get back on the c~~~ carousel, f~~~ some 20 something year olds and then start looking for another blue pill provider to bail them out of the mess they have got themselves into.
“42.You’re pushing 40 and looking for someone to marry. For what exactly?”
This comment is so true as you know they are looking for another sucker to come along, but all the while they are hedging their bets and still f~~~ing the 20 something year olds and Alphas. This is why once a woman is in her 40’s she is pretty much going to be on a dating site forever. She is looking for a millionaire brad pitt lookalike who is a nice guy with a bad boy just hidden beneath the surface. She will not settle for less, so in the meantime she will f~~~ any Alpha s~~~head who comes along that makes her vagina tingle.
For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.
Anonymous11@Cap
Since you’re our resident POF trolling guru, I’m going to plagiarize/adapt your spoof profile and use it as my POF.
I did recently troll the f~~~ out of one of those “don’t message if you are blah, blah, blah…” ones.
She blocked me so I know I f~~~ed with her head.
Adapted for Georgia. Let the fireworks begin. Thanks Cap!!!!
Anonymous11Good God!
I posted Cap’s spoof profile as my own. I’ve gotten way more women wanting to meet me on POF than with my normal profile over the past 8 hours. They are all nasty post wall whales ignoring Cap’s direct orders.
I shall ignore them all.
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