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[Anonymous 0]

Yes…he took it to the extremes. If you are watching Pirates of the Carribean the filmmusic composed by Hans Zimmer, I like his Music, but you will soon find out that it is Wagner….The flying dutchman…no more to say.

or this one

Carpe Diem !!!

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

I KNEW I liked that for a reason! EXCELLENT!

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[GhostingTyXyParticipant 10]

It was hard enough getting through her bad spelling and grammar. Sweet Jesus isn’t she delusional? She gives a laundry list of traits she wants in a man, but won’t say anything about herself except for what she isn’t looking for. And the sad part is for every guy that tells her she is crazy, there is going to be 10 trying to date and f~~~ her. The best course of action is to ignore this loser.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

GhostingTyXy wrote:

It was hard enough getting through her bad spelling and grammar. Sweet Jesus isn’t she delusional? She gives a laundry list of traits she wants in a man, but won’t say anything about herself except for what she isn’t looking for. And the sad part is for every guy that tells her she is crazy, there is going to be 10 trying to date and f~~~ her. The best course of action is to ignore this loser.

This is the typical run-of-the-mill skank in Dallas/Ft.Worth.  They ALL think their s~~~ doesn’t think.  They want you to lay all your cards on the table while they hold their hand close to their saggy chesticles.  Yeah, sorry honey…f~~~ you very much.  Either get on your knees and milk my weasel or get back on the corner.  Bitches…they have just gotten to be way too much trouble.

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[peterfaParticipant 833]

I was in Dallas at a cheap hotel not too long ago and well… it’s like they were in the room with me…

Serious, jerk, wake up, she’s just a whore and you’re too good for her. I’m sorry you think she’s a beautiful woman but you’re getting a job in Israel, or so. You don’t need to taste her cum in your mouth. That’s gross. Stop trying to seduce her while naked. I’m trying to sleep and I have sleep issues. Thankfully, they do call you, but I know they aren’t picking on you. I do in fact live in your room next door and there is a door between us. You’re loud, and please, shut the f~~~ up. I know there’s dogs down the hall, but they only bark once. I’m sorry about them but they only did it once. You have been bitching since noon, and haven’t stopped well past 4AM. I don’t sleep well: I have delayed sleep phase syndrome and sleep apnea. Then I have training tomorrow morning. Now you then p~~~ and moan about their apparent hypocrisy but you sound like you’re in the same room. Think about it, you are loud, an I wake up at night because of you. Stop drinking and smoking, and shut the f~~~ up. Some people want to earn a f~~~ing living.

Anyways, I know way more theology than you do. I know where you’re flying wrong and where you’re not. Either way, why the f~~~ are you fornicating? She doesn’t love you. She just wants to tie an idiot down. That’s why she said she’s not listening when you say you’re finding a nice job with these people. Clearly, she’s not sympathetic with the fact that you could earn a s~~~load of wealth with whomever they are, because you mentioned foreign companies, even though it doesn’t mean you move there. Don’t f~~~ an idiot, for the love of God, don’t. And please, put it away. I’m glad she thinks it’s beautiful, but since she didn’t mount you immediately, she’s just bulls~~~ting. She’s stringing you along so she can get some cash, even if it means you earn a fraction (because then she at least gets something).

And, I’m trying to sleep. Don’t you think the 8th call from front desk means something? You’re whore is too proud to admit she’s loud, which should tell you she’s too stupid for you. Sorry to say it, but you’re too good for her. She’s trash. Go get you money, live like a king, and tell me later how p~~~ed the f~~~ you are at me.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Um, try thinking of something that those who haven’t thought of, or a variant. Sorry, but creativity is expended. Punk is just Baroque, Metal is just Romantic. Sorry, but there’s nothing new under the sun. Tritones are Ozzy Osbourne, bu they’re named nonetheless, and are church modes to explain them. I’m afraid that music is a sorry example of how we’re done. Only thing is coming up with something specific. There is no more evolution.

• Tritones and minor scales are church modes.
• Rock and punk are just major scales (1, 4, 5, specifically, other than ripping off Pachabel’s Canon in D)

Now bow to your masters:

• Pachabel
• Beethoven
• Mozart
• Bach
• and on and on and on…

I haven’t even touched the list of masters. I haven’t given music it’s true regard.

It’s all finished, they figured it out. Try thinking of something new. I dare you.

[FangParticipant 102]

@SoulMan, @Hollowmile: I keep 3 compact discs in my Urban Assault Vehicle at all times, and one of them is Wagner’s “Ring of the Niebelung!” For an interesting take on this look up Wagner performed by The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain. No, it’s not a joke. I was looking for The Talking Heads’ “Psycho Killer” and that group popped up with their take on it. At first I thought it was some kind of Weird Al parody. Then I thought it impossible as there couldn’t possibly be more than 5-6 ukulele players on the planet. And ukuleles…in England? So I listened and I was damned impressed! They do a variety of music…they even do Lady Gaga better than Lady Gaga. When I heard them do Wagner I was similarly impressed. Watch their performance if you have the chance…it’s different if nothing else.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

GhostingTyXy wrote:

It was hard enough getting through her bad spelling and grammar.

Fortunately for us men, we don’t have to. Once you’ve read one of these personal ads, you’ve read them all. I can spend half a second looking at that pic and I know exactly what is in the personal ad: She’s “feisty”. She “likes to travel.” She “has curves” but is looking for a “tall, fit man”. And on and on and on. I honestly think there’s some website out there that churns these things out by some algorithm for women to cut and paste. And clearly that algorithm is broken, because what man would fall for any of them?

Fang wrote:

I keep 3 compact discs in my Urban Assault Vehicle at all times, and one of them is Wagner’s “Ring of the Niebelung!”

I have both Wagner’s version and Chuck Jones’ on my driving list. Also selections from Fear and Bernice.

[Anonymous 42]

Fang wrote:

@Hollowmile: In my 36+ year public safety career I’ve seen some hideous things. I mean truly disgusting things like decaying bodies, people burned beyond recognition, dismembered bodies, Hillary Clinton, beheaded bodies, drowning victims…

@fang I’ve seen everything while working vehicle recovery(towing). I’ve seen brains in the back seat, keeping our dogs from eating them, I’ve seen crushed people hit by a train, I saw a man and his motorcycle burned beyond recondition after being drug a 1/4 mile under a semi trailer, numerous rollover fatalities, but I’ve never, not ever, seen anything as horrifying and revolting a Billery Clinton!

 

[Anonymous 42]

The antagonistic Albion Myway & Martin Willett continue to harangue MG-Tower (without success)

[Anonymous 42]

The antagonistic Albion Myway & Martin Willett continue to harangue MG-Tower (without success)

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

Check out this beauty from the UK. The entitlement and double standards from this one is off the charts. 5ft 1 and obese. 46, but flat out rejects men aged 50. The sad thing is that this is a typical profile nowadays.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=34500036

“<span class=”txtGrey size14 profile-description”>At least 90% of men on here need to take a rain check and get over themselves we’re all supposed to be on here for the same reason and would it do any harm if someone has sent a message to you to have the good manners to reply even if it’s just to say thanks but no thanks or are you so far up your own a***s to think otherwise.

You dont have to be skinny to be sexy or beautiful…. Beauty is the size of your heart NOT the size of your jeans. There could be a medical condition behind someone’s weight so why not take the time to ask. So come on guys why not drop by and say hello. Wots the worse that can happen, you may even find out that im a nice person who can actually string a conversation together and I like to think i’m quite witty to go with it.

im a young 46 year old..like to have a laugh…happy go lucky…looking for some1 easy going an laid bk…like most types of music but draw a line under opera. Ive got 3 boys so some1 that likes kids is a bonus too, but im not looking for a substitute dad for my kids as they have a good relationship with their own dad …..like reading..swimming..horse riding..cooking..going for meals…cuddling up on the sofa with that special someone and a good old pillow fight and many other things. want to know anything else then please ask I will always be honest.. thanx for viewing my profile..PS I will only strike up a conversation with people with pics (wot u hiding). Why do some people think its necessary to put pics on here of their kids and pets oh and other people in your pic that it’s guess which one You are especially if it’s their only pic on their profile. If you’re over the age of 50 with or without pic don’t waste your time messaging me cos I’m not interested and you won’t get a reply. Guys I know I’m fat but if you’re fat yourself please don’t message me as I like my men to be slim average or with muscles and the thought of two fat people having sex yuck the thought repulses me. Final thing if you live outside a 35 mile radius what’s the point as we would never see each other. After all that happy fishing.”</span>

 

Women ask where all the good men have gone – we’re opting out because of ditchpigs like this deeming men not good enough anymore!!!! She messaged me with a “You’ll probably say no thanks but I thought I’d message you anyway…” type message. I replied with “And you’d be exactly right” then blocked her.

I need to MAN UP and date this siren AT ONCE!!!!

[Anonymous 42]

More hilariousness from Martina

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I_Walk_Alone:

 

She’s an example of the delusional “gimme” mentality all too typical nowadays.

 

[Anonymous 0]

no, nO, No…NOOOO!!!

[On the road to MGTOWParticipant 0]

To the surprise of many, in this blue pill society,, I wouldn’t feel shocked if .. frustrated, desperate guys  that have stuff going for them just for the sake of having a pussy,, would reply to her…

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

There are plenty more where that came from! The big landwhales with the “Yeah, I’m a curvy girl – don’t judge me” while demanding a man who is 6ft tall and also having fat woman/slim & muscular guy meme pics in her gallery are the funniest. They won’t go anywhere near similarly built men, they just rant and rant and rant about how all men with fit bodies are complete bastards for not obtaining an instant diamond cutter at the mere thought of their genitalia-obscuring fupas!

Beggars. Choosers.

 

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

@I Walk Alone

OMG!  That is by far one of the worst I have seen in a while!  When f~~~ing sloppy pigs like this have those kinds of outrageous demands because of this feminism  bulls~~~, it’s no wonder the average “plain Jane” nothing special kind of woman thinks she’s a f~~~ing lottery prize!

Here is a pic of the moo cow in IWalkAlone’s original post.  Stick a hose to the hydrogen tank up her ass, turn it on, fly the sow in to a mooring mast and light a match!  Hoofa!

p.s. She likes horseback riding.  She will need a team of draft horses!  Poor horses…

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[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Again, I thank all you guys for the well-wishes.  Thought I’d get one more post in before going in tomorrow.  I just HAD to after reading Soul-Man’s last entry.  @soul-man:  Jesus man, you truly crack me up.  Your wording of things is hilarious.

 

Soul Man wrote:

@I Walk Alone OMG! That is by far one of the worst I have seen in a while! When f~~~ing sloppy pigs like this have those kinds of outrageous demands because of this feminism bulls~~~, it’s no wonder the average “plain Jane” nothing special kind of woman thinks she’s a f~~~ing lottery prize! Here is a pic of the moo cow in IWalkAlone’s original post. Stick a hose to the hydrogen tank up her ass, turn it on, fly the sow in to a mooring mast and light a match! Hoofa! p.s. She likes horseback riding. She will need a team of draft horses! Poor horses…

 

Seriously………….how in utter hell could this woman post ANYTHING at all stating any kind of expectations?  I mean, seriously, other than posting an ad where she should be BEGGING on her hands and knees for ANYONE of the male persuasion, or even female for that matter to have some semblance of a relationship is just completely beyond me.

F~~~, if anything, this woman should be taking out a full-page advertisement in her local Newspaper f~~~ing APOLOGIZING for her inability to grasp the concept of personal grooming and for not having some semblance of effort in taking note of SOME type of fashion (Sorry lady, buying on sale curtains material from a fabric store by the kilometre, and sewing it together with fishing line doesn’t f~~~ing count).  She should then spend at least a paragraph explaining as to why she can not walk at least fifty feet a day in an effort to shed at least some of the previous seventy-nine buckets of KFC which have fallen victim to her gaping maw.  She could, at this point, then explain how someone is supposed to even f~~~ing LOCATE her sexual organs so that some mentally ill bastard can make his way to the proximity of said horrors.

Then, in the closing or her ad, she should expressly state that she obviously supports cruelty to animals.  If that goddamned Rock of Gibraltar of a woman is going to crane her ginormous ass onto the back of ANY animal, except perhaps an Indian Elephant, she will need to have a veterinarian on hand to immediately attend to the more than certain spinal injury which the poor animal is going to have to endure.

I am curious if the ad states as to whether or not she comes with her own strap-on?  And by strap-on, I do not mean dildo; I am talking about a f~~~ing industrial feed bag which a zoo might use to sustain a rhinoceros.

Jesus Christ, even the photo she has taken of herself: she’s not even able to STAND UP of her own accord.  She has to be supported by that strange piece of furniture in the background for the three seconds she has to manage to have the photo taken.  For the love of God, the Selfie-Stick she’d need would have to be 30 feet in length just to capture herself in the creature’s full entirety.

Whatever newspaper that would fall victim to the full-page advertisement would have to charge upwards of six-thousand dollars for the ad, simply to cover the cost of buying new printing templates to fit the goddamned zeppelin’s photo onto a standard sized news issue page.

Cheers gents,

talk to you in a few weeks.

[Anonymous 42]

THE WALL IS OUT THERE, IT TAKES NO PRISONERS, IT WILL NOT NEGOTIATE, IT WILL DEVOUR, UNTIL YOU ARE ALL ALONE………

 

 

 

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