Craigslist W4M gold!

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Good Christ, I wasn’t sure if that was her picture or an armored vehicle.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

Why even read what they have to say?  If the pic don’t grab your attention, no amount of words -especially those spewed out of an angry woman- is going to fix the fact that there is no sexual attraction.  And good sex is the only reward that will make any of it worth the time.  So it’s not men being mean, it’s men reacting to the colossal waste of their time.  Profiles with no picture get very little interest.  Also, her high standards and anger is a defense mechanism: she can believe that men are bad so any rejection is not about her lack of effort.

BVC

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

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For some reason, whenever I see a picture like that, the overture to Richard Wagner’s Der Fliegender Hollander comes to mind….

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

 

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[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Once upon a time, I actually looked at dating ads; usually when I was very bored and was looking to get laid without going through the hassle of a bar.

I found that a classic writing / editing tool worked pretty well when reading the ads, or any of their social media bulls~~~ and it’s often pretty accurate.  If you read the first couple of lines of a work, and the last line, you can likely garner the essence of a story, or in this case garner the intention of some needy, half-wit’s dating ad.  A lot of the time, the remainder of the work is filler. While doing this can ruin that new book you’ve been waiting to read, it can be useful in weeding through the deceitful, useless pile of crap that is a woman’s rhetoric.  By including the woman’s headliner with the first and last statements from the ad, a damn fine snapshot is created.

I call it “Sawdusting”, if you will; I don’t remember what the official term is.  Sawdust was used for centuries as a filler in many applications.  It was used to fill gaps, was used for insulation, hell; it’s even been used as a filler in food during massive food shortages.  Not to mention a bag of sawdust is a pretty good equivalent of what you can expect to find within a woman’s head. 99.9% of what women say out loud or write can be discarded as Sawdust, or 100% of it can be discarded because the rest of us aren’t retarded.

In this creature’s ad, we’d discard the first paragraph, as that wasn’t really part of the ad.  That’s her defense after having had her festering diatribe deleted six million times; she’s not able to comprehend that she can’t have her own way, so she’s posted it six million and one times.  Upon dissection, and the sweeping away of Sawdust we have:
First Line:  “Real Meaningful Relationship with no games Guys. Please if you are not serious about finding love don’t waste my time.”
Last Line “Please be prepare to meet soon and you can’t then don’t waste my time. If you think we could connect email me or kik me to Destinyflower32  with your picture”
Translation:  I am desperate, and I want to hook up right away.
Just for fun I clicked into PlentyOfPills.com, and it immediately identified my IP and gave me some local choices here in Calgary.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=91369377

This stellar treat proclaims: “Lookn 4 mr. Right for me” before bombarding us with the requisite black clothing / head shots to hide the lifetime membership she has at McDonald’s.

First Line:  “I am in a good place in my life for the first time in years.”

Last Line: I am not looking to change my situation, just looking for someone to hangout with on weekends.”

Translation:  I just broke up with him and I need a rebound.

Here’s another random one from the same site:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57570748
This one is a real treat.  Her headliner is “Domestically challenged”
Same fat camouflaging pics, except we are treated to one of the requisite “look at my ink” photos.
First line: “”I’m often told I don’t suit my look.”
Last lines: “If your a serial dater and contuniously go online after meeting, not interested. I will not waste my time. If you’d like to know more just ask:)  No addicts of anykind!”
Translation:  I am a slob who won’t clean or even cook macaroni; this is up to you.  I basically look terrible, I’ve been dating online for 10 years, and I am an addict, but you must accept this and have no flaws of your own.
And just for fun, one more random from the same site.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=88958789
This pageant winning beauty proclaims in her headliner: “Live life to the fullest!”
Really don’t need to say more about the requisite pictures.
First line: “I’m a kind and caring person, who loves to laugh and almost always has a smile on my face.”
Last line: ” I also really enjoy traveling I have been to Europe, Mexico and the States but still have so many places to see”
Translation: I’m a total failure in life and I am getting old, my face looks like a can of smashed assholes, and I need your money to travel. Anyone will do as long as you can pay.

How can this “fairer sex” constantly claim to be creative?  They simply state what every person in the world would like a surplus of: Sex, no Accountability, and Money.

I’m sure we all get the picture.  I just wanted to have some fun after reading this enjoyable thread from our weathered and wizened Soul Man.  And at the very least:  Upon writing this, I actually found the POF site to be a fantastic source of humour should one be bored on a rainy night.

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Willy:

 

I’ll never have to deal with these types.  I’m way below their standard!

[torch1980Participant 93]

Soul Man wrote:

Check out this fat mess on CL W4M! WOW! JUST WOW! How is it that fat chicks think they are so priceless? http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/w4m/4843127688.html First off before I continue with my AD I would like to say something to all of you haters that have been sending me hateful emails. You have called some really insulted names and made some real sad comments. You have called me a big fat ugly cow. Another said i am a stinky ugly trailer trash. Oh teah my favorite one was when one said i was a ugly fat whale. I feel pity for you. If you have the cold harded heart to say this to me then you are a person full of hate, resentment, anger and hurt. Either i d you of someone that hurt you or you just plain jealous and feel you can take it out on me. You judge my looks. If you are going to do that then why hide. Show yourself. Show me you are an attractive person, because otherwise it would make no sense why an ugly old fart toed is judging my looks. Thirdly you flag my post. Go ahead and flag to your hearts content. I just keep reposting and repost till you or I give up. I know I am attractive and sexy. Don’t hate me for it. Its not my fault God bless me with this body and my looks. Real Meaningful Relationship with no games Guys. Please if you are not serious about finding love don’t waste my time. I haves posted Ads on here and I get flag right away. All I am seeking is a real meaningful true relationship full of love. It might sound like a fairytale, but every woman wants that I know I am not the only one. A little about me. My name is Lucy and I am 34 years old. I am 5’4 with a curvy body. Yes, i have all my curves in all the right place. I am sweet and nice with some spice Latina. I do have my flaws and I might as well tell you now so there won’t be any surprises. I am impatient. Once I see and know what I want I go for it. So if you not willing to meet right away then please don’t waste my time. I am demanding at least that’s what I am told and I am high maintenance, which that is true. I don’t trust easy so I do question everything until you have earn my trust. With that said I advice you that your words must match your actions. Say what you mean and mean what you say. You can say it will take a special man to be able to handle me. Despite of all my flaws I am a great woman with lots of love to give. You won’t regret getting to know me and look past my flaws. This is what I seek. I am seeking a relationship that will lead to love and marriage. My ideal man is White, 31-42 of age, 5’11 or taller, average to muscular body type, but a few extra pounds is Ok, i am not a big fan of mustache or beards. Its a huge turn off to me. He is career minded, educated, caring, honest, truthful, hardworking, faithful, trustworthy, patient, haves his life in order, ready to settle down and want a family and is Romantic. It might sound like I am seeking Mr.Perfect and you are right. I am seeking the perfect one for me. You might be saying she is asking for alot, but what is she offering? Its simple. Thats for me to know and you to find out. You need to live North of Plano, Coppell, and DFW area. If you live south of these areas be prepare to do the driving. I wont drive past these cities. I wont drive to you either. You made it this far. That must mean i caught your intereat. Please be prepare to meet soon and you can’t then don’t waste my time. If you think we could connect email me or kik me to Destinyflower32 with your picture

“She’s gonna tear men’s wallets up..but right now she’s HUUUNNNGGRRYY! ! You understand she horny, slutty and hungry…ooh yummy FOOD FOOD FOOD!!!”

"I think of a man, and I take away reason & accountability"

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Torch1980:

 

Nothing at that URL.  Why doesn’t that surprise me?

 

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

RoyDal wrote:

No matter how hot she is in a bikini, someone somewhere is tired of her s~~~.

 

Here are her OTHER failures.

Not only does she show off her defensive, nasty attitude in the beginning, but she has settled for posting on CRAIGSLIST in a desperate attempt to find her “soul mate”.

Craigslist…as in the capital city on the Internet for trolls and spammers and con-artists, or just people who have a problem with LIFE in general. If you’re desperate enough to be posting on THERE for a guy/girl, you might as well just call off the dating game because it’s NEVER going to happen. Not only should you avoid looking for a date on there, but also any attempt to buy/sell any s~~~ that’s posted on there. It’s all a big scam, and it’s like beginners-school where scammers go to learn how to become better scammers someplace else.

[Anonymous 42]

Excellent! It worked! I’m just practicing digital Kung-Fu, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaollll…

look at the desperation on craigs list w4m….. HA HA HA HA HA!!! They should call head-shot, not screen-shot!

I like the “chubby single mom looking for LTR, that’s classic! More like “experiencing long term loneliness and looking for a SLAVE!” HA HA HA HA HA… GOOD!

18 years old and looks 47, Yep, that New England, don’t show my friend this picture, he’ll harpoon your monitor.

[Anonymous 42]

 

 

Here’s a sample of how rotten to the core White Nights truly are: Ctrl/Women/Alt/Delete MG-Tower

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@MG-Tower: feel free to get it over with tonight I can lend you some rope if you want.

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@ Martin: You’re an asshole, may your wishes come true, ON YOU!, You piece of s~~~!

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@ MG-Tower: You are wishing your race, nation, and species dies, I’m wishing that you die, who’s the s~~~?

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MG-Tower: <_____________mirror________________>

 

 

[Pwrlifter78Participant 1]

Funniest s~~~ I’ve read all day!!!

[FangParticipant 102]

@Hollowmile: In my 36+ year public safety career I’ve seen some hideous things. I mean truly disgusting things like decaying bodies, people burned beyond recognition, dismembered bodies, Hillary Clinton, beheaded bodies, drowning victims…

This video you posted would definitely be in the running for the most nauseating. To add to the trauma is the knowledge that most of us, usually in an alcohol induced stupor, have climbed atop (summited?) one of these tuskless mastodons in the past. Even worse is that I personally know a few guys who prefer women of these gigantic dimensions. One of them actually told me “Hey Xxxx, sometimes a little tonnage is good!”

Right.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Fang wrote:

@Hollowmile: In my 36+ year public safety career I’ve seen some hideous things. I mean truly disgusting things like decaying bodies, people burned beyond recognition, dismembered bodies, Hillary Clinton, beheaded bodies, drowning victims… This video you posted would definitely be in the running for the most nauseating. To add to the trauma is the knowledge that most of us, usually in an alcohol induced stupor, have climbed atop (summited?) one of these tuskless mastodons in the past. Even worse is that I personally know a few guys who prefer women of these gigantic dimensions. One of them actually told me “Hey Xxxx, sometimes a little tonnage is good!” Right.

That’s some funny s~~~!  LOL!  Well not the part about seeing bad stuff but you get my drift…

I can’t believe this thread is still going.  If Lucy only knew how many LULZ she has provided all the guys here…she might be interwebz famous soon!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[Anonymous 0]

Allow oneself some several tons, some lighter ones some heavy ones.

 

Carpe Diem!!!

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Anonymous wrote:

Allow oneself some several tons, some lighter ones some heavy ones. Carpe Diem!!!

Noooooooo….no tonnage for me thanks.  Somebody can have my share.  I’m a selfless kind of guy like that….

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[Anonymous 0]

Hehe…covering her with a flag and doing it all for the fatherland…LOL.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Danke mein liebling!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[Anonymous 0]

Gerne mein Schatz.

 

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Wagner is so f~~~in’ epic bro!

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