Catching the GF?

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

All good responses. I’ll take each of them into consideration.

It’s not that she’s flirty, it’s not that she’s showing signs of being unfaithful, it’s just she used the “I’m not other women.” line…

and I reeeeeally want to show her how full of s~~~ she is….. shortly before I dump her for being an AWALT.

I’m thinking the cute guy getting her number is the best bet. Thanks again gents.

[eng_87Participant 122]

You better post a f~~~ing conclusion to this – a video of said encounter would be great but at least a post. I hate never knowing what happens. 😉

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

I have a decent memory. Lying is one of the greatest tools women use on a daily basis.

I’m going to have the guy use the “We should go out for coffee sometime, can I get your number?”

Then if either number is swapped I can go from there. Everyone woman knows “Coffee” entails they’re sexually interested in boning her.

So if the numbers are exchanged, if she gives him a fake number I’ll be amazed. Most guys will immediately text, I’ll ask him to do that.

This will pressure her into giving her real number. Once that happens, it’s literally super easy to pull the “Lets meet up at 3 for coffee.”

If she agrees, then you wait for her to meet up. Then you call her and ask her what she’s doing. If her response is anything other than, “I’m meeting Chad for coffee.” You dump her.

If her response is, well I gave Chad my number and we just met for coffee. You dump her.

At that point, it’s checkmate. Then promptly dump her and post it online for the lulz.

The only person she has to blame is her own unfaithful whorish self.

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Exsliventxs wrote:

This is for extremely personal reasons

I’m having a hard time envisioning a scenario where you need to find “the answer”; i mean, you already know AWALT.

Maybe you made a bet with her? “I bet you $100 that you’ll give another guy your # in the next 30 days” or whatever. And of course her response is “NAWALT!!” lol.

So you’re looking to collect $100. And while i commend your foresight, I’ll bet you that once you have proof that she lost the best, her response when you go to collect is “OMG, i didn’t MEAN that! It was just a joke! Why so serious…<blahblahblah>”

Damn, Why do women have to take the fun & profit out of everything?

[bomwaParticipant 488]

Exsliventxs wrote:

If she agrees, then you wait for her to meet up. Then you call her and ask her what she’s doing. If her response is anything other than, “I’m meeting Chad for coffee.” You dump her.

If her response is, well I gave Chad my number and we just met for coffee. You dump her.

At that point, it’s checkmate. Then promptly dump her and post it online for the lulz.

The only person she has to blame is her own unfaithful whorish self.

I don’t see the point in this exercise. We all know that she wants to have coffee with Chad. It is in her nature.

When you’re f~~~ing her next, say something along the lines of this:

“mmmmm this pussy is hungry isn’t she?”
“Yes, YOU are a very hungry pussy”.
“You are just so hungry for c~~~ aren’t you”.
“You love being pounded by c~~~”.

After a while (a few f~~~s) you can fully get her to admit that she wants to be gang banged by heaps of big c~~~s. You have to reassure her that you ‘understand’, and that it is ‘only natural’. If you tell her that this is what pussies are made for, she will openly scream out that all she wants in life is to lie on a bed and get banged all day.

I’m speaking from experience. And I really do understand that is what they want and I’m cool with it. They are simple creatures.

I think you’ll have a lot more fun doing the test as I’ve outlined above. She will love the sex. You will love her enthusiasm.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

I keep wanting to catch my engine block being hot. I think it’s going to get hot, but I don’t *know* it’s going to get hot if the car is running. I know that engine blocks usually get hot when they’re running, but I don’t know that *my* engine block is going to get hot. It kinda looks like it’s hot, ya know, wavey air on top of it, and it feels hot *near* it, but maybe it’s not hot and it’s just my imagination.

I know, I’ll open the hood all the way, but pull the springs and latches out, so I have to hold it open when I look at the engine. Then I’ll slowly lower my face onto the engine block. I might pull away if the hood of the car wasn’t holding my face against the engine after the car’s been running for several hours. I might fake the test. Probably it’ll be best if I have a friend drive my car at high speeds on the highway. I’ll be on the front fender of the car, pop the hood up so that he has to commit to this test, too, then slam the hood down holding my face against the engine block. That way I can’t chicken out if I’m not sure if it’s hot or whether the blood coming from my ears means something.

Dude.

Jesus.

You f~~~ing know she’s a slore. She flirts with people while dating you. There is nothing left to confirm.

NAEALT. Not All Engines Are Like That. Some run on cold fusion and give off cinammon scented loveliness.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Burgundy wrote:

C~~~s Punted
Hasn’t it already been made to be that it’s best to keep a relationship to 6 months at best? In rare cases the “good time” lasts longer than that but you shouldn’t count on it.

The second you are thinking of “testing her”, is the second you need to bail, and jump off that ship, because you have gotten too emotional invested in this, soon to be, relations~~~.

I agree with burgundy on this one.
The very fact that you want to test her is significant. Be careful. You may be more emotionally involved than you think. Jump ship or dial it back a little.
Since becoming red pill, I assume they are all cheating or will cheat. Be careful.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Exsliventxs wrote:

It’s not that she’s flirty, it’s not that she’s showing signs of being unfaithful, it’s just she used the “I’m not other women.” line…

I’m not sure I get this. Would have you been more secure if she had said that “I am like other women”? That’s like saying anyone who says I’m not guilty must be guilty. I like the idea of testing her loyalty with a cute guy, but the only reason you need is that she’s a women, not her denial of being an AWALT.

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

Haha yall are cracking me up. Loving these responses.

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

bomwa wrote:

After a while (a few f~~~s) you can fully get her to admit that she wants to be gang banged by heaps of big c~~~s. You have to reassure her that you ‘understand’, and that it is ‘only natural’. If you tell her that this is what pussies are made for, she will openly scream out that all she wants in life is to lie on a bed and get banged all day.

I’m speaking from experience. And I really do understand that is what they want and I’m cool with it. They are simple creatures.

I think you’ll have a lot more fun doing the test as I’ve outlined above. She will love the sex. You will love her enthusiasm.

Well that’s almost right, they also want your money for comfort, and to make babies, but yes other than that, they do like to just lay on their backs and get f~~~ed.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Have a chat with yourself in the mirror.
You are in a relationship that seems to be giving you bad vibes, and causing you some distress. Why?
Tap out, don’t think for a minute she wouldn’t drag you through a ton of s~~~ tests and still blame you for every and anything that she perceives as “wrong with the relationship”.
Put her on the curb with the rest of the recycling.
Move on, and be happy with your life.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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