Cat brought a rat into the house

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

This is what we live with in FLorida

[TwistParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

This is what we live with in FLorida

OMG! Where is the warning sign???

Back when I lived in Miami, we would take 41 across to Naples. Stopping along the way to take a leak, you’d look off the side of the road and the alligators (most way smaller than the monster in the pic) were as thick as rats. Very cool stuff. Used to be a great bar called Gator Kicks along the way – memory tickled, got to go google that one now…

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Note: the Gator is on a golf course—-we let the gators play through!

[TwistParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

Note: the Gator is on a golf course—-we let the gators play through!

Pistol – been wondering, any reference to the floppy socks guy from LSU?

[Anonymous 11]

Come on PP! Teach those damn gators some proper golf etiquette.

I’ve nothing to scale it with, but that one is definitely not a wimpy 12 footer.

Don’t think the American Alligator will not enter salt water either. I’ve heard it makes them more aggressive too though not like the salt water crocs down under. I once saw a documentary where the expert was claiming alligators never enter salt water. Bulls~~~ was the first word from my mouth. They do need fresh water to nest though. Also, never f~~~ with an alligator’s nest or babies. Mama gator does not like that at all.

They just started allowing limited gator hunting in Georgia recently.

[Anonymous 42]

Twist wrote:

OMG! Where is the warning sign???

It’s in the front and goes CHOPM CHOMP CHOMP!

I would like to see a gator in 12 ft of SNOW!

Man eaters in the north are few and far apart, down in the southern swamps they’re behind every bush and under every rock!

Slithering, stinging, poisonous, biting creatures everywhere! Year round! Throw in a couple 1000 lb wild boars and I’ll STAY THE F~~~ OUT! FOR GOOD!

[Anonymous 42]

Don’t worry RPB, maybe no one else laughed but I sure did! LOL!

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Maraudrz1 wrote:

My cat constantly brings in Gophers, field mice, occasional rats, lizard and moles to share with me.

My family had a generation of cats who were bringing in dead mice and rats, they were leaving them on the porch steps of our house.

They were usually waiting for us to notice that they have brought them in and done the day’s work. Great cats, RIP.

PS. one of them was a wild, abandoned kitten we picked up near school , that we raised. He also was bringing in bird nests sometimes… well. RIP birds. Tough life.

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[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

Man eaters in the north are few and far apart, down in the southern swamps they’re behind every bush and under every rock!

My #1 most feared thing down here is the Alligator Snapping Turtle. You’re up to your neck walking through black swamp water, and these lurking 200 lb mean as snake s~~~ turtles have a beak that can bite your leg off in a snap.

[TwistParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

have a beak that can bite your leg off in a snap.

Sounds like Big Red on the other side of the glory hole.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Anonymous wrote:

The Quabbin reservoir was a restricted hunting area, the deer became overpopulated as they had learned the Quabbin was their “safe space”, they started destroying too much vegetation and resorted to eating the bark off trees, The managers decided to open it up for hunting to get the numbers under control (one totaled my car but that’s a different story).

Was at the Quabbin some years ago. At the time (I assume this is still the case), one was not allowed to swim in the reservoir because liberals are idiots and think that swimming in a large lake will make it unfit for bathing. Whatever. Park/reserve was full of fake police, so I said, well f~~~ it, okay. Set up a lounge chair, book, had a cheerful sit near the beach. Possibily occasionally dangled my toes in the water.

Group of fat Boston liberal f~~~wit types saw me, started yelling at me that one could not swim in the water. I looked at them over my sunglasses, responded I was not swimming. They continued to yell at me. I flipped them off. They started yelling further. I returned to my book. About forty minutes later a ranger, quite polite, wandered up and asked if I had been swimming. I said no, pointed out I was dry, and that I had just chosen a nice spot to read.

He stated that a group had complained I was swimming liberals will always, always lie. I responded that I hadn’t been swimming. He thought about it and wandered off.

Liberals always lie. They are never educated, they never know what the f~~~ they are talking about, and they romanticize nature because they’re f~~~ing idiots. Not a shock that some halfwit thought it would be nicer for all the deer to starve to death than to have the herd culled. Of course, f~~~wit prisses like Ms. Deer were the reason that large carnivores that kept the deer in check are no longer in New England.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[TwistParticipant]

Elric Greenstone wrote:

some halfwit thought it would be nicer for all the deer to starve to death

Not the first time – ever hear of the Kaibab?

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

I have two cats, the first is a rescue from the humane society. It belonged to a woman who started dating a guy who hated cats, so kitten was the first to go.

The 2nd was a male kitten who dropped off a car transmission (I guess, it’s ears were singed. Still scarred, actually) during a stop on the highway. I was a few cars back and stopped traffic (cars kept running over it, just missing it. It was stationary but I saw it’s head move so I knew it wasn’t a stuffed cat, it was so still I didn’t know until then). A dude in a truck helped me chase it and pull it from out of a truck wheel well.

He was starving and anemic from fleas. Probably 150 fleas on him. When I dried him after his bath to kill all the fleas the towel was bloody. He’s a monster now in just 5 mo., so I think he was older than he looked as a little kitten… guess slowly starving to death and getting your blood sucked out’ll do that to ya.

He’s a healthy feller now. He’s funny. I’m the “alpha cat” to him. Never had that before. I don’t really do pets, but I like these two f’n chuckleheads!

MGTOW: The silent heralds of cataclysmic societal change. AGAIN!

[LynxParticipant 302]

While this may be annoying it is actually an indication that your cat is well raised. Many cats get so spoiled they are actually AFRAID of rats and even larger mice.

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