Bitching, Nagging, Ungrateful Wife: My Client is in Hell

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Jesus f~~~. I’m a computer repair technician and I have my own business. Seeing as I’m the owner and I absolutely HATE going on-site to people’s houses, I haven’t been on-site in a long time. Unfortunately, against my better judgement, I agreed to go on-site to help a couple today. They’re older, probably in their 50’s.

One of their problems was their mouse didn’t work. It turned out that the batteries were dead. Unfortunately they didn’t have any AA batteries so I told them I was going to run to the gas station around the corner and that I’d be right back. The woman said “oh no, don’t trouble yourself. I was just going to the store and I’ll pick some up.” Her husband didn’t like that idea, but reluctantly agreed. So she took their only car and left.

Thankfully I know all the keyboard shortcuts so I didn’t need a mouse in order to clean up their computer while we waited for her to get back. The problem? I was done in about 40 minutes and she still hadn’t returned! Now keep in mind that at that time, we weren’t 100% certain that dead batteries were the problem here, and they couldn’t use their computer without a mouse so I had to wait there. I’m paid by the hour, so it’s not a good situation for my client.

F~~~ing 2 HOURS later, the bitch shows up all happy carrying in loads of garbage she bought from the store. Then she happily pulls out…..a box of 9 volt batteries. I’m like WTF?! You need AA’s! I don’t chew her out for taking 2 f~~~ing hours (that’s not my place) and neither does her husband, but once he sees the 9 volt batteries, he complains.

He doesn’t shout, or get angry or anything like this. He just says that she didn’t listen to us and to go back to the store. The bitch absolutely EXPLODES in rage, claiming that he doesn’t appreciate anything she does for him, how hard she works, etc. After all, how was she supposed to know they needed AA’s? I mean, a 9 volt battery in a wireless mouse. Seriously? We only told her to get AA’s 3 times before she left.

So I’m sitting there being subjected to their huge ass fight about batteries, being paid by the hour mind you. All this crap gets spewed between them (though it’s mostly her bitching at him). She finally leaves the room and slams the door and he turns to me and says.

“Never get married.”

I smile and he furrows his brow.

“I’m serious. I’m trying to save you from a life of hell. Promise me you’ll NEVER get married. If you do, you’ll only end up like me.”

My smile widens.

“You’ve got nothing to worry about. Nothing in the world is worth living with that bitch.”

He laughs, gets up, and pats me on the back.

“I really like you. Here – for your trouble.”

And he hands me $1,000 in cash from his wallet. I protest and say that I can’t accept such a large “tip” as the service was only going to be about $450, but he just laughs and says that he took it out of her bank account that morning and to just bill him for the $1,000 because if I don’t, she’s just going to end up taking it anyway.

I thank him and he just laughs it off, saying that I deserved even a larger tip for being subjected to her bitching and that he was just happy to find a man that agreed with him.

[Anonymous 6]

That couple has MAJOR unresolved emotional problems.

[Anonymous 7]

Anonymous wrote:

That couple has MAJOR unresolved emotional problems.

LOL! No they don’t. The wymut is still a child in hur 50s.

Any dude that can yank a 1,000 bucks out his wallet and hand it out as a ‘tip’ must eat the poo sandwich if he wants to keep his s~~~.

[NoMoreParticipant 1233]

All of these stories I’ve lived through.

We went on vacation to Florida. We park in the parking garage and lug everything to the condo. She asks me to go back to the car for some things she forgot. While I’m walking, she texts me a list. I get said items and return. She calls me a “f~~~ing idiot” for forgetting some things. I show her the text. She yells “whatever”, walks out, and slams the door.

Guys, you will always be wrong to her. You’ll always be right for yourself.

A co-worker recently told me, "If you want to see who someone really is, divorce them." I have found out how true this is. When your wife drops the façade of being the caring partner, you will witness all of the greed, hate, and spite that she has masked. It is truly breathtaking!

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Very generous tip indeed, but probably cheaper than counselling rates!

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Anonymous 3]

Anonymous wrote:

That couple has MAJOR unresolved emotional problems.

You have never been married, have you?

That is NORMAL!

There are 6 stages for a marriage:
1 – denial
2 – anger
3 – bargaining
4 – depression
5 – acceptance
6 – death

That guy is in transitioning from the depression to the acceptance phase.
Next he will wish for death.

A small percentage of men initiate divorce. A large percentage of women initiate divorce because the guy is not paying attention to their needs.

They are right, you know? Did you see him mansplaining about batteries and not appreciating what she does? /s

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9555]

Jeez, how hard is it to understand the difference between AA and 9-Volt batteries even when explained 3 times?! She’s a f~~~ing idiot! Worse, she’s a f~~~ing idiot with an emotional imbalance!

And I hate it when women say “you don’t appreciate me” and “whatever.” That’s so f~~~ing annoying!

NoMore wrote:

While I’m walking, she texts me a list. I get said items and return. She calls me a “f~~~ing idiot” for forgetting some things. I show her the text. She yells “whatever”, walks out, and slams the door.

Guys, you will always be wrong to her. You’ll always be right for yourself.

As if you’re suppose to be some kind of mind reader when she forgets to place some things on that list. Again, I hate it when they say “whatever.” What an annoying way for her to not admit she got it wrong.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

You forgot the CARDINAL rule. Make her PUT in the BATTERIES.

Bet you if they were for her VIbrator, She would have got the right ones 🙂

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Anonymous 42]

Perhaps you should carry AA, AAA, C’s, D’s and the lithium patties for the computer’s clock.

I’d have every known battery, a keyboard, a monitor, a mouse, and whatever the f~~~ it took to limit my exposure TBS! (Toxic Bitch Syndrome).

[Anonymous 0]

DarkRyu wrote:

I mean, a 9 volt battery in a wireless mouse.

I imagined a shoe box size mouse: only 2 buttons which are supposed to be pressed with a whole palm instead of one finger
little wheels directing mouse movement trajectories
anti-lightning rod attached to the side of it
ground zero cord of half of inch thick
Mouse pad with size of 6*6 feet carpet
The general impression – it’s like a RC car model!

Or something like this one:

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

To a woman batteries are batteries, they never have to worry about anything because there is always a man to sort everything out. Everything is done for them, they just use things without a second thought to how they work or any maintenance required.

I worked with a woman who constantly ran out of fuel because it was her husbands job to put fuel in the car. She got a puncture on the motorway and drove the entire way home on a flat tire as she didn’t want to stop. Turns out the tyre shredded itself and damaged the suspension and when I aksed how much it cost to repair she just laughed and said “oh, it’s jack’s car”.

Same woman always puts the heating on maximum in the house. When I said her gas bill must be enormous she replied “I have no idea, jack pays”

Friends wife scraped her car against my friends car on the drive. She came storming into the house and screamed “That is your f~~~ing fault for parking too close”.

My ex-wife didn’t work for six years and I paid for everything from my salary. I had managed to save £10k which was my safety net incase I lost my job. One day my wife checked the account balance (she had never checked it ever) and screamed at me “You make me live like a pauper and we have ten f~~~ing grand in the bank!” (notice the we, not you) She was not happy as she felt I should have spent that money on holidays and going out rather than allowing me to sleep at night.

Have millions of other examples, as you say they are always ungrateful and never happy. Now that I am divorced I realise how happy I am and shudder thinking back to the every day s~~~ I had to put up with.

Marriage is a constant s~~~ test that you will eventually and inevitably fail.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[WallyParticipant]

Thanks for the story, unfortunately that marriage is probably one of the better ones. They are in the “successful” Fake 50 % number the government spews out.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[AutoliteParticipant]

DarkRyu wrote:

And he hands me $1,000 in cash from his wallet. I protest and say that I can’t accept such a large “tip” as the service was only going to be about $450,

I don’t mean to undercut you, but I’ll replace anyone’s mouse batteries for $150 bucks tops…

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

Autolite wrote:

DarkRyu wrote:

And he hands me $1,000 in cash from his wallet. I protest and say that I can’t accept such a large “tip” as the service was only going to be about $450,

I don’t mean to undercut you, but I’ll replace anyone’s mouse batteries for $150 bucks tops…

Wouldn’t any normal person have just gone and bought a basic Microsoft corded mouse for $15 and thrown the other one in the bin?

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[WallyParticipant]

Won'tGetFooledAgain wrote:

My ex-wife didn’t work for six years and I paid for everything from my salary. I had managed to save £10k which was my safety net incase I lost my job. One day my wife checked the account balance (she had never checked it ever) and screamed at me “You make me live like a pauper and we have ten f~~~ing grand in the bank!” (notice the we, not you) She was not happy as she felt I should have spent that money on holidays and going out rather than allowing me to sleep at night.

There is money in the bank it must be spent in their eyes, never mind there could be an emergency tomorrow. Another way women are like children, only live in the now.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

Wally wrote:

Won’tGetFooledAgain wrote:

My ex-wife didn’t work for six years and I paid for everything from my salary. I had managed to save £10k which was my safety net incase I lost my job. One day my wife checked the account balance (she had never checked it ever) and screamed at me “You make me live like a pauper and we have ten f~~~ing grand in the bank!” (notice the we, not you) She was not happy as she felt I should have spent that money on holidays and going out rather than allowing me to sleep at night.

There is money in the bank it must be spent in their eyes, never mind there could be an emergency tomorrow. Another way women are like children, only live in the now.

Wally wrote:

Won’tGetFooledAgain wrote:

My ex-wife didn’t work for six years and I paid for everything from my salary. I had managed to save £10k which was my safety net incase I lost my job. One day my wife checked the account balance (she had never checked it ever) and screamed at me “You make me live like a pauper and we have ten f~~~ing grand in the bank!” (notice the we, not you) She was not happy as she felt I should have spent that money on holidays and going out rather than allowing me to sleep at night.

There is money in the bank it must be spent in their eyes, never mind there could be an emergency tomorrow. Another way women are like children, only live in the now.

Absolutely, she is now married to a new wallet and is trying to spend his money even quicker than she spent mine. She had a loft conversion done and bought a brand new car, two things I would never let her do. They are always going on holiday and have an interest only mortgage plus the car loan and house renovations on top of this. His mother died last year and I suspect he got an inheritance which I am sure she is nagging him to burn through.

I was always the frugal one, she was only happy if we were living paycheque to paycheque. Five years on from our separation I have bought a house I rent out which now has a 50% mortgage. I have zero other debt and now save 40% of my take home pay every month and have a decent five figures in the bank which allows me to sleep at night.

Take into account the child support I have to give her and I live comfortably on 40% of my take home salary. If I had never got married I think I would be looking at retiring in the next few years before I am 50.

Love having my own finances and not having to argue with someone who wants to spend every penny on s~~~. Of course you want to blow it, you haven’t had to go the plantation every day to earn it.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Anonymous wrote:

That couple has MAJOR unresolved emotional problems.

This is 50 year old advice. We’ve moved passed that. This is an unhappy marriage. She is emotionally abusive and he should run not walk to the exit.

If he can whip out a grand he probably has a very good job.

The sooner he loses her the more money he will have in the long run and the better will be his life in the long run, going his own way.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Great story. I don’t think his situation is too bad, since he’s at least willing to admit the situation out loud and to another. Most men won’t even acknowledge their own misery, which only makes it worse.

But seriously, who doesn’t have AA batteries at home??? They aren’t doing much to help the stereotypes about old people and technology.

When I waited tables at a resort, this one rich guy stayed behind at his table after all his family (including his wife) had left. He asked if I had a girlfriend, and I said no. “They’re all bitches,” he said, and he gave me $140 tip.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Never ask for a bitch to buy anything that need a certain criteria.

I’ve been in a similar position a long long time ago, I showed the bitch a parallel cable, I wrote its name on a paper and give it to her, she went to the store while I was finishing up some thing.
She show up one hour later with an USB cable, “the guy in the store said that this is the cable that printers use, you are using the wrong one”…

People usually say that women are kids, but if you ask a little boy to go to the store with specific instructions, there is a good chance that he will buy the right thing and come back faster than the c~~~ !

[Anonymous 11]

Nice, a one thousand dollar mouse battery change gig. You should have played the lottery that day too.

I use eneloop rechargeables myself.

I billed a client an extra 1.5 hours yesterday due to an office c~~~ wasting my time trying to question my call via email. It turns out I made 2.5 more hours today, because I was right and the corrupt data source took down another program. I love these idiots using computers.

If I’m not free to f~~~ my Fleshlight, you will need to pay.

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