Bitches be crazy!

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  • #747350
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    Carnage
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    Real Cowboys ride bareback!

    Do you want some itch with that herpes?

    To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

    #747351
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    CombatRoll
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    all y’all are bitches are all y’all are fukn crazy.

    I’m trying to cook some tilapia,

    Don’t eat that s~~~! Its farm raised in its own feces!

    #747353
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    Carnage
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    Gal I lived with would cry everytime she broke a glass while doing dishes. A 4 for a dollar water glass.

    But she never cried when she broke the glass by throwing them at me head.

    Go figure.

    If course she cried, if she broke a glass while making dishes, that’s a glass she can’t throw at you later…

    Do I have to explain everything here?

    Hahahaha

    To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

    #747356
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    Anonymous
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    Don’t eat that s~~~!

    Toadfish is way better than Tilapia.

    #747358
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    Oldschool
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    Later she tried to collect child support from him. But they told her she couldn’t, cause his name is not on the birth certificate, bitches be crazy.

    C~~~

    Get a vasectomy.

    #747363
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    Swimcat
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    About two weeks after my wife died I was sound asleep one night. I woke up when I heard footsteps coming up the stairs. It thought it was one of my kids. Turned out I had left the back door open. It was my daughters best friend, age 30. Without saying a word, she walked into the bedroom, took off her clothes, and got into bed with me. Thankfully she’s never had the nerve to tell my daughter.

    #747366
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    Anonymous
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    My 1st wife. Took the key out of the ignition while I was driveing.
    Locked the steering wheel at 70mph.
    Ill make a thread about it when the monent is right.

    Stupid f~~~ing c~~~! Hahahah

    #747369
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    Anonymous
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    About two weeks after my wife died I was sound asleep one night. I woke up when I heard footsteps coming up the stairs. It thought it was one of my kids. Turned out I had left the back door open. It was my daughters best friend, age 30. Without saying a word, she walked into the bedroom, took off her clothes, and got into bed with me. Thankfully she’s never had the nerve to tell my daughter.

    Dude!!! Hahah

    Your the crazy one!! Hahah

    #747371
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    Oldschool
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    About two weeks after my wife died I was sound asleep one night. I woke up when I heard footsteps coming up the stairs. It thought it was one of my kids. Turned out I had left the back door open. It was my daughters best friend, age 30. Without saying a word, she walked into the bedroom, took off her clothes, and got into bed with me. Thankfully she’s never had the nerve to tell my daughter.

    I would have f~~~ed her, just saying.

    Get a vasectomy.

    #747373
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    Red Knight
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    My 1st wife. Took the key out of the ignition while I was driveing.
    Locked the steering wheel at 70mph.
    Ill make a thread about it when the monent is right.

    Stupid f~~~ing c~~~! Hahahah

    Saw this come up on the front page of the forums. My eye b~~~~ popped out of my sockets for a second. What in the actual f~~~?!

    This is one of those cases where I would have no problem slapping the s~~~ out of a woman.

    Formerly MoneyOverBitches

    #747376
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    Oldschool
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    Saw this come up on the front page of the forums. My eye b~~~~ popped out of my sockets for a second. What in the actual f~~~?!

    Yep,
    bitches BE crazy.

    Get a vasectomy.

    #747377
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    Twist
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    trying to cook some tilapia

    Farm raised freshwater fish that eat their own s~~~?
    Fish sticks would trump that.

    #747393
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    Swimcat
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    About two weeks after my wife died I was sound asleep one night. I woke up when I heard footsteps coming up the stairs. It thought it was one of my kids. Turned out I had left the back door open. It was my daughters best friend, age 30. Without saying a word, she walked into the bedroom, took off her clothes, and got into bed with me. Thankfully she’s never had the nerve to tell my daughter.

    I would have f~~~ed her, just saying.

    Of course I f~~~ed her. Put her on her hand and knees and doggied her. No Viagra but it worked just fine. Never have since.

    #747405
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    Old Buck
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    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

    #747410
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    Anonymous
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    My 1st wife. Took the key out of the ignition while I was driveing.
    Locked the steering wheel at 70mph.
    Ill make a thread about it when the monent is right.

    Stupid f~~~ing c~~~! Hahahah

    Saw this come up on the front page of the forums. My eye b~~~~ popped out of my sockets for a second. What in the actual f~~~?!

    This is one of those cases where I would have no problem slapping the s~~~ out of a woman.

    It was beyond that.
    Hahha. More like shakeing your head, glad to be alive. For another time…

    #747455
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    Anonymous
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    #747513
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    Remove me!
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    Old Buck, you need to be banned.

    Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

    #747550
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    The Batman 2020
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    My last girlfriend was yelling at me for not listening to her, or some s~~~ like that. I wasn’t really paying attention.

    I was playing on my xbox and was whipping some 12 year olds ass and then she complained about how I paid more attention to the goddamn xbox than her. She didn’t like it when I said at least it will order me a pizza after sex. She grabbed my xbox and threw it thru the f~~~ing living room wall.

    I eventually patched the hole.

    bike

    My ex exploded a glass jar of spagehtti sauce all over the kitchen and dining room even on the ceiling. We had a good laugh about that one but I had eventually get on ladder to clean it up.

    Another time she p~~~ed me off so bad I threw my beer mug into the wall and it stuck! With beer still in it I went and pulled it out of the wall and finished it.

    Your 20's are for learning, your 30's are for earning.

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    Anonymous
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    A crazy big tittyed bitch I was banging grabbed a picture frame (glass) off my wall and locked herself in my bathroom. Threatened suicide.

    That was fun.

    #747588
    Knights Templar Rising
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    They are all crazy, just variations in fixation and intensity.

    Sovereignty above all else.

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