Bitches be crazy!

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

Feel free to share your stories!

Get a vasectomy.

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Good topic. Iruleme is a bitch, and he is crazy.
The end.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Anonymous 11]

Remove me! wrote:

What’s your point?

The point is to post inspiring stories, JD.

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Anonymous wrote:

jd anderson wrote:

What’s your point?

The point is to post inspiring stories, JD.

You’re being a bitch, too!

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Anonymous 54]

Where to start.
X # 2.
Little habit of trying to take me out.

Fail.

One of us is still alive and well!!!

[Anonymous 11]

Sniff, sniff…. 😉

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Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

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I was dating this stripper one time back when I lived in Jacksonville. Her cousin introduced me to her while we were at the strip club. So we started dating, and met up one night at this club. I ended up meeting her there after I got off work. So we’re hanging out, and all these simps are amazed that I’m hooked up with this hot ass stripper. So, we go to leave, and we were gonna hang out at her place, when one of her stripper friends shows up. Her friend is crying because of drama s~~~ with her bf. Her bf won’t answer the phone and she suspects he’s cheating. So she wants to go up to Georgia to catch him in the act.

I’m like “I don’t give a f~~~! I’m up for whatever.” So we hop in the car, and drive up there. We finally get to this guy’s house after the stupid c~~~ couldn’t remember where he lived. We get there, and he’s not home. So she says “I’m gonna wait for him and catch him.” So my girlfriend is like “I’m not leaving up here all alone, esp since you’re in my cousin’s dress.”

So they take to arguing, and she strips naked and throws the dress at my girlfriend. Eventually they patch it up and she gets in the car, still naked. As we’re driving home, she’s passed out in the backseat of my car naked.

[Anonymous 42]

By the looks of it this thread could go one way or the other!

[Anonymous 54]

Anonymous wrote:

By the looks of it this thread could go one way or the other!

I have my hopes up! Hahah

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IRuleMe wrote:

I was dating this stripper one time back when I lived in Jacksonville. Her cousin introduced me to her while we were at the strip club. So we started dating, and met up one night at this club. I ended up meeting her there after I got off work. So we’re hanging out, and all these simps are amazed that I’m hooked up with this hot ass stripper. So, we go to leave, and we were gonna hang out at her place, when one of her stripper friends shows up. Her friend is crying because of drama s~~~ with her bf. Her bf won’t answer the phone and she suspects he’s cheating. So she wants to go up to Georgia to catch him in the act.

I’m like “I don’t give a f~~~! I’m up for whatever.” So we hop in the car, and drive up there. We finally get to this guy’s house after the stupid c~~~ couldn’t remember where he lived. We get there, and he’s not home. So she says “I’m gonna wait for him and catch him.” So my girlfriend is like “I’m not leaving up here all alone, esp since you’re in my cousin’s dress.”

So they take to arguing, and she strips naked and throws the dress at my girlfriend. Eventually they patch it up and she gets in the car, still naked. As we’re driving home, she’s passed out in the backseat of my car naked.

And that passed out naked bitch in your backseat was my girlfriend. Did you think I was gonna answer the door when you guys knocked? Of course not! But you really freaked out my side piece that night. You owe me!

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Anonymous 11]

Jacksonville explains everything.

Please star OldSchool….

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Remove me! wrote:

IRuleMe wrote:

I was dating this stripper one time back when I lived in Jacksonville. Her cousin introduced me to her while we were at the strip club. So we started dating, and met up one night at this club. I ended up meeting her there after I got off work. So we’re hanging out, and all these simps are amazed that I’m hooked up with this hot ass stripper. So, we go to leave, and we were gonna hang out at her place, when one of her stripper friends shows up. Her friend is crying because of drama s~~~ with her bf. Her bf won’t answer the phone and she suspects he’s cheating. So she wants to go up to Georgia to catch him in the act.

I’m like “I don’t give a f~~~! I’m up for whatever.” So we hop in the car, and drive up there. We finally get to this guy’s house after the stupid c~~~ couldn’t remember where he lived. We get there, and he’s not home. So she says “I’m gonna wait for him and catch him.” So my girlfriend is like “I’m not leaving up here all alone, esp since you’re in my cousin’s dress.”

So they take to arguing, and she strips naked and throws the dress at my girlfriend. Eventually they patch it up and she gets in the car, still naked. As we’re driving home, she’s passed out in the backseat of my car naked.

And that passed out naked bitch in your backseat was my girlfriend. Did you think I was gonna answer the door when you guys knocked? Of course not! But you really freaked out my side piece that night. You owe me!

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Anonymous wrote:

By the looks of it this thread could go one way or the other!

I have no clue what your talking about, all I know is Steph Curry is a bitch.

You know how I know?

Because his name is STEVEN but wants to be called STEF like a gay Frenchman or something.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍo┴ wrote:

By the looks of it this thread could go one way or the other!

I have my hopes up! Hahah

Oldschool told me you guys like Brokeback Mountain butt sex.

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Oldschool wrote:

Feel free to share your stories!

All I know is Oldschool is an attention grabbing whore. WHATEVER YOU GUYS DO, DONT COMMENT ON THIS THREAD!

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

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[Anonymous 43]

all y’all are bitches are all y’all are fukn crazy.

I’m trying to cook some tilapia, and make a nice salad, and I see this stupid noise…

Oh you know I have to jump into this s~~~! F~~~in fish can burn in the frying pan, I gotta sort out my brothers, picking at eachother like kids in a stationwagon on the roadtrip to the Grand Canyon. Ehhh he’s touching me… One of you guys is gonna end up strapped to the roof rack If I have to come back there

Just shut the f~~~ up, play license plate bingo and enjoy the ride.

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Anonymous wrote:

all y’all are bitches are all y’all are fukn crazy.

Looked who climbed out of his hole and decided to take a swipe. Bring it, hoe.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[joetechParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

As we’re driving home, she’s passed out in the backseat of my car naked.

OK. I’ll take it from here…well, what I didn’t know was that she’d had burritos for dinner at this Mexican place that ended up getting shut down…eventually. You’ll never guess what happened next…

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