Big penis

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This is going to be a great tip, so take it!

Go to church! Church has three types of women where a big dick helps.

#1 The inexperienced girl, leave them alone. Unless they suck you off first, after she gets a look at a big member she no longer wants lesser males.
#2 The whore, she found the gospel boring but loved to f~~~ all the boys. The minute a new male comes into church she’s all over him, she loves big c~~~s most of all.
#3 The reformed whore, she was the whore but now she feels the wall coming or has hit it. She is surrounded by small dicks and yearns for big dicks again. Once word of a big dick goes around she will wet herself since their never in church.

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
Abraham Lincoln

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

@russkyKGB

That is F~~~ING HILARIOUS!!!, I’m sure if a Female was snooping around and saw a 6 figure receipt for and ATM she would go into Hyper-ovulation and would want the C~~~ like a thirsty person approaching and Oasis!. <span class=”_Tgc”>
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@oneforfreedom

It was over 15 Grand, I saved up a lot after my divorce and some of it went towards new parts on My Bike.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

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