Big penis

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Ho do you capitalize on that?
I am a tall dude with like a 8″ penis.
I am not saying this is something remarkable
I’m just saying this is something to look for.
I love f~~~ing the sluts especially the ones who appreciate my dick being large,
the problem is I can’t really advertise it .

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Well, this may sound like a joke, but I’m being serious……

You could walk up to any woman in any setting and say: “Hi, I have a large penis. Let’s f~~~.”
and she will react like you just puked in her mouth.

But if you say “Hi. I have a large limit on my credit card. Let’s go shopping!”…
she will fall flat on her back with her legs in the air faster than she can drop a bunch of flowers.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35859]

Women care about the size of a man’s wallet, not the size of his penis.

Keymaster wrote:

But if you say “Hi. I have a large limit on my credit card. Let’s go shopping!”…

That’s hilarious. I have to try that some day.

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to get a new beverage. And something to clean the spray off my screen.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

I love f~~~ing the sluts especially the ones who appreciate my dick being large,

the problem is I can’t really advertise it .

You can nowdays, if thats what your looking for. There are plenty of websites you can post anonymously on. Some free, some with a fee. Finding a chick that’s DTF  NSA online has a low rate of return, but the efforts are mininimal. Create one post, then you can copy and paste it as many times as you want.

The amount of EXTRMELY crazy girls you will encounter via this method will increase exponentially though.

I would use a non personal identifying email account, obviously. And, since youve mentioned in other threads I believe, that you have a child, I wouldnt do it at your home.

Ive done this several times, at my own pad, but Im a bachelor with less to lose.

Resident cynic.

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

You can advertise it, but it would be like waving a giant bloody piece of meat in an ocean full of sharks, or in a forest full of hungry meat eaters.

They will eat the piece of bloody meat, and they’ll eat you in the process as well.

 

Unless you want to go on the pornographic route in filming, I suppose. Then you’ll be in a shark cage while in the midst of predators. I would certainly rather be somewhere else, enjoying my freedom, without the need of trying to advertise myself to some hungry maneaters.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Big Bank account!

 

The former f~~~ buddy I use to have, once wanted to borrow my truck to go pick up stuff from her storage unit. I was at work so I gave her the keys and told her to fill up the tank, and return it when she was done. She gets done with her s~~~, comes back to my work and hands over the keys, then she aggressively grabs my crotch (in front of some co-workers) whispers in my ear she wants to “f~~~ me badly tonight”.

 

I had no idea what brought on this sudden libido burst, but f~~~ it i thought maybe because i let her borrow my truck it made her horny or some s~~~. Nope that wasn’t it. We f~~~ed later on that night, after her and i finished the last 3rd round, she leans over and tells me “by the way, i saw your ATM receipt underneath your seat today, (in which I have a fairly good size savings account)

 

she then tells me how “nice it was” to see someone with a large savings account and seeing that I have a “good size rainy day fund”. It wasn’t long after she started talking about, children, marriage, the future, and other s~~~ involving me practically chopping my f~~~ing b~~~~ off. I called it off and realized Women love the size of a Man’s……..Bank Account.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Women like men with money, but they also like sex. In their minds they can kill both birds with one stone.

I believe women enjoy sex more then men. The irony is we are more easily stimulated (visually) get a larger appetite for it, but when it comes time to get your dick wet the female receives more pleasure than the man. The whimpering, moaning, and squirming like a baby: I HONESTLY believe women have more physical pleasure in the act then men.

 

Dick Size: This is relative to the chick. Obviously being super small isnt ideal, but I think “size queens” are the nympho sluts.

But the notion that chicks ONLY care about money and dont enjoy sex is insane. They have just benefited from a society which allows them to have BOTH at the same time.

Pretty crazy. No wonder our forefathers had so much control over women.

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 11]

I feel sorry for guys with choads (fatter than it is longer). A friend has one. I’ve never seen it, thank God, but he uses a wide mouth plastic thermos bottle as a pee jug so I know it’s true. His p~~~ hole cannot even fit into a normal soda bottle opening. He tells me women freak out over it and hate having sex with him so it sucks for him. It’s considered a birth defect.

He needs to find a stretched out slut who f~~~s donkeys.

If you’ve got enough money, you’ll hear the classic size doesn’t matter even with a half inch schlong.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I really need to stop drinking )))

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Deus Ex Machina wrote:

Big Bank account! The former f~~~ buddy I use to have, once wanted to borrow my truck to go pick up stuff from her storage unit. I was at work so I gave her the keys and told her to fill up the tank, and return it when she was done. She gets done with her s~~~, comes back to my work and hands over the keys, then she aggressively grabs my crotch (in front of some co-workers) whispers in my ear she wants to “f~~~ me badly tonight”. I had no idea what brought on this sudden libido burst, but f~~~ it i thought maybe because i let her borrow my truck it made her horny or some s~~~. Nope that wasn’t it. We f~~~ed later on that night, after her and i finished the last 3rd round, she leans over and tells me “by the way, i saw your ATM receipt underneath your seat today, (in which I have a fairly good size savings account) she then tells me how “nice it was” to see someone with a large savings account and seeing that I have a “good size rainy day fund”. It wasn’t long after she started talking about, children, marriage, the future, and other s~~~ involving me practically chopping my f~~~ing b~~~~ off. I called it off and realized Women love the size of a Man’s……..Bank Account.

Quick question; what exactly qualifies as a “large savings account?” Just so I can also start printing out receipts and putting them in my car :D. Seems like the most effort-free way to get laid.

Print out ATM receipt, offer to drive a girl home or somewhere. Keep ATM receipt on passenger seat so when she gets in she sees it. The rest is history.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

went on ebay, and this is no joke:

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Nice! Quick question though- what’s an “attractive” level of salary and “attractive” level of savings. This is going to be so fun.

Maybe I’ll say I make 500K a year as an investment banker and show a receipt of 2M in a savings account?

[v9wlmn8c1982Participant 83]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

But the notion that chicks ONLY care about money and dont enjoy sex is insane. They have just benefited from a society which allows them to have BOTH at the same time. Pretty crazy. No wonder our forefathers had so much control over women.

Everything about a woman until after about 60 is about sex. The way they dress, act, walk, talk. The lie is that it’s men who are sex mad. Women spend small fortunes doing themselves up for c~~~. Men don’t need sex, women do, yet society promotes it as the opposite.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

there is a social club for men with c~~~s >= 7 inches.  men have to have the c~~~, women join because they want big dicks in them.  google it.  can’t remember what it’s called.  i just remember seeing a video about it.  that club is a way of advertising for you.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[BritGHOWParticipant 2566]

LOL, doesn’t the fact that such a device even exists not say everything that needs to be said about women, hardly surprising there’s such a big push for this rape by fraud bulls~~~ going on, can’t expect them to take responsibility for themselves and not throw themselves at the first man they think is loaded.

[UptownjesusParticipant 95]

Slap her in the face with it.

#pancaketittyshaming

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Those fake ATM receipts are a laugh riot.

Don’t whip out your dick. Give her one of those with your number on it, and when she shows up at your place, you can give her your mushroom stamp of approval – right on her forehead.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 12]

Not many women like big dicks, many of them literally see them as “A pain”. I know porn is all about the big ones but how often do those women actually cum for real?

Anyway, try and find a size queen who likes bigger ones, there is a site called Large Penis Support Group for men who have big dicks there are heaps of women on it who are looking for big dicked men, if you want to try your luck http://www.lpsg.com/

Otherwise I guess you can go to the beach and hang about in speedos and if a woman likes the package she will let you know?

 

[Anonymous 42]

Wanna know a secret? I got the best dick in the world! I can’t feel a f~~~ with someone else’s dick, so mine’s #1! I’m sure the rest of you gents “feel” the same way!

[Anonymous 9]

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