Beware the sperm burglar

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The sperm burglar exists but she is not that common. She is more a figure of fear for us gentlemen, a reminder to always keep the doors to our hearts locked.

Far more common is the sperm con woman. She doesn’t actually lie about being on the pill, she just omits to tell some things and she tells you other things that are not true and you fall in love with her and then she somehow convinces you that you can trust her and that knocking her up would be a great idea and lead to a great deal of well earned pride and years of mutual happiness. The sperm con woman is really pleasant to be with and she works with you right up to the point that she has HER baby. At that point you begin to exist only to help HER raise HER child how SHE wants. Argue with her and she will show you who is in charge by taking HER child off and you will pay HER child support.

Or maybe it was just me that fell for that sort of thing a few times?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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