Beware the sperm burglar

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

She’s like the Hamburglar, only attractive. She WILL make a child without your consent. This puts YOU on the hook for child support for at least 20 years. I’m in this boat. My CS payments would
make your head spin. There’s no escape, short of suicide. I can barely see my kids either.

Get a vasectomy now!

She’ll take her pill faithfully…until she doesn’t.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my kids. The point is choice. I DID NOT agree to this. It was foisted on me. As soon as she got HER kids, I was turned into a monthly cheque.

Don’t be me.

The answer, is no.

[TwistParticipant]

Heed this message. I can’t say it strongly or often enough.

They are her kids. Just ask the court.

[joetechParticipant]

Every child in America should be given a T-shirt with a dollar sign on it. The courts turn them into bags of money.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 42]

Paternity fraud only applies to the party that has no reproductive rights whatsoever! Only a man can be charged with this crime because only men are considered criminals!

Woman pokes a hole in a condom and it’s 18 years of child support without hearing or redress to any factual paternity fraud.

A man pokes a hole in the same condom he’s guilty of a sex offence and put on the national registry of sex offenders.

Because equality, right?

[Anonymous 14]

Ah, and I thought you were talking about the pile of socks in the corner of my bedroom, something else entirely I see.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Ah, and I thought you were talking about the pile of socks in the corner of my bedroom

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Good one THX

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

What did he say? Waba, waba, waba.

Lol.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 43]

Too late, she already got me, and I was stupid enough to marry her and get coerced into having another baybee with her.

It all seemed like a good idea at the time.

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

Let’s make 2018 the year of the vasectomy! As soon as I’m in a new job, I am DEFINITELY getting it done.

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

no worries here. I’ve got the door locked and the gun loaded.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[Remove me!Participant]

No worries here! I jizz chocolate syrup.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Vasectomy + hot sauce equals total victory.

[OneLaneOnlyPlsParticipant 1747]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

She’s like the Hamburglar, only attractive. She WILL make a child without your consent. This puts YOU on the hook for child support for at least 20 years. I’m in this boat. My CS payments would
make your head spin. There’s no escape, short of suicide. I can barely see my kids either.

Get a vasectomy now!

She’ll take her pill faithfully…until she doesn’t.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my kids. The point is choice. I DID NOT agree to this. It was foisted on me. As soon as she got HER kids, I was turned into a monthly cheque.

Don’t be me.

Every lurker should inhale the above, like a line of red pills.

Most women dream of getting EVERYTHING, for doing as little as possible.

They are all prostitutes… you always have to pay to get them OUT.

Stay with them long enough… and/or get sperm hijacked, you will continue to pay for prior use.

I know some guys here still pump and dump, but after taking in storys like Billy’s, I stopped even having sex with them. I see them now with utter contempt and disgust.

Anonymous wrote:

Ah, and I thought you were talking about the pile of socks in the corner of my bedroom, something else entirely I see.

LMAO.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

She’s like the Hamburglar, only attractive. She WILL make a child without your consent. This puts YOU on the hook for child support for at least 20 years. I’m in this boat. My CS payments would
make your head spin. There’s no escape, short of suicide. I can barely see my kids either.

Get a vasectomy now!

She’ll take her pill faithfully…until she doesn’t.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my kids. The point is choice. I DID NOT agree to this. It was foisted on me. As soon as she got HER kids, I was turned into a monthly cheque.

Don’t be me.

Funny story. I was dating this FCD after my divorce. One night I woke up from sleeping and she was on top ridding me. I immediately threw her off. Truly amazing.

[Rolling Tin FistParticipant 484]

SH3LLZ wrote:

Let’s make 2018 the year of the vasectomy! As soon as I’m in a new job, I am DEFINITELY getting it done.

Got mine last year. Should,have done it years ago

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another" - H. L. Mencken

[Chris1234Participant 353]

Good post! Going to be my 40th present to myself in a couple of years. If they say they are on the pill, they aren’t!

[505vikingoParticipant 521]

Yep, got mine going on twenty years ago. Best investment a fella can have. No regrets.

[BoarParticipant]

At the rate we are going, do they even need your sperm? All they need is your name on the birth certificate and the s~~~ show begins. DNA tests, good luck with that and Judge F~~~wit.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Key Master should court the Urologist community for advertising vasectomies here. They would be doing a public service.

http://www.auanet.org/guidelines/vasectomy-(2012-amended-2015)

Stuff I didn’t know:

The risk of pregnancy after vasectomy is approximately 1 in 2,000 for men who have post-vasectomy azoospermia or PVSA showing rare non-motile sperm (RNMS).
Repeat vasectomy is necessary in ≤1% of vasectomies, provided that a technique for vas occlusion known to have a low occlusive failure rate has been used.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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