"Are You Single?"

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  • #545408
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    Johndom999
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    My response to “do u have a girlfriend or wife” is:
    I cannot have a girlfriend or wife because I have a lot of money. However, I do have two of the most beautiful AI dolls, & needless to say, sex has never been this good.

    #545409
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    Doc Holliday
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    She wanted to f~~~ you the moment you stood up for yourself. Nothing like a mad horny bitch looking for someone to soothe her confused emotions. Where are my white knights? My emotional tampons? This is too much for me. I have no power here.

    MAGA

    #545417
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    Black_knight
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    I remember once, having a haircut, and the radio was on in the background. The radio presenter said “don’t you just hate it on Facebook when women call each other babes? Lookin’ gorgeous babes, see you later babes”

    I was laughing on the inside, but the woman cutting my hair – a post wall, pink short haired bulldog lookng thing – put on a right face, and said “pah, I bet he’s single”.

    I thought “no but I bet you are, c~~~”.

    #545418
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    Kbbroiler
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    I’ve heard this one through the ages and it’s a common shaming tactic which women are saying you couldn’t possibly have a woman because you don’t bow to their wishes. That’s what it means literally. I usually tell them I won’t bow to their wishes but guess what happens they try and talk to you after. This is because you stood up to her and most of the men in her life probably hasn’t. I usually tell them to get lost because in my opinion that is f~~~ed up. You are mad because I won’t put out a smoke if I smoked for e.g. Then be mad and then come back and try and start a conversation. This is how the female mind works. This is why women usually hate other women but can’t see that we don’t like them for the same behaviour.

    #545422
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    Pedal, run, row
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    My response to “do u have a girlfriend or wife” is:
    I cannot have a girlfriend or wife because I have a lot of money. However, I do have two of the most beautiful AI dolls, & needless to say, sex has never been this good.

    Just out of curiosity: exactly what kind of environment is this where you brag openly about f~~~ing your two amazing sex dolls? Work? Church? School? Bars? Grocery stores? Family get togethers? High school reunions?

    Seriously, where does this happen for you where you talk like that about f~~~ing your sex dolls?
    Or is this more of a “wouldn’t it be cool if I said that?! kind of deals.

    #545427
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    MarketWatcher
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    She can go shame someone else. You were within your rights. I ignore that s~~~ and it makes them even crazier.

    #545453
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    Prefer Peace to Piece
    Prefer Peace to Piece
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    Kudos.

    You handled the situation with aplomb.

    I might have played with her head.

    Q: are you single?
    A: well actually I’m rich and I have 3 mistresses. They all are thinner and younger than you are. But if you want to be number 4,
    I could arrange an audition.

    #545470
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    Anonymous
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    I would’ve lit a fart in front of her

    LMAO Priceless

    #545491
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    SESQUI ano est
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    Cu Chulainn wrote:
    I would’ve lit a fart in front of her
    LMAO Priceless

    I have not done this since the 80’s but I have done it!

    Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

    #545504
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    Keymaster
    Keymaster
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    Have dozens of identical examples and it’s always about her getting her way, and if she doesn’t, “you’re single”.

    I once passed a loud & raspy Ameriskank and her stringy token gay friend on a hiking trail. As they were up ahead about to walk by…… I heard her say “He said she was FAT! You can’t say that to a woman”.

    As I passed, I said with a s~~~ eating grin “Don’t listen to her. You can say anything you want.”

    It was perfect timing too. He laughed and clapped his hands, but she was FUMING because he found it funny too.

    THAT’S WHY YOU’RE ALONE!!”.
    Extremely humorless and hostile.

    “… which is still better than being with a fat bitch.”

    … then I continued on and threw my head back laughing. She wasn’t even fat, but she reacted as though I was talking about her – personally. He was loving it.

    Two minutes later, she stands up and is leaving, but turns to me, with a p~~~ed off face on her way out and says – “Are you single!?!”.

    “ARE YOU SINGLE?”

    Depending on the c~~~, I would give her:

    “Is that a proposal? Where’s the ring?”

    “For a man, it’s the only way to live.”

    “Is being alone is a tragedy for you? You don’t like yourself very much.”

    The idea that “you’re single” unless you’re kissing up to her and doing whatever she wants, is hogwash anyway. I had just witnessed her trying to emasculate him. But it says more about HER. She thinks of being “alone” – or even walking alone – is some kind of tragedy.

    Women need to be reminded constantly that MEN have had enough of their s~~~.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #545513
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    Anonymous
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    Women need to be reminded constantly that MEN have had enough of their s~~~.

    You hear that ladies? ENOUGH OF YOUR S~~~!

    #545551
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    Foghornleghorn
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    THAT’S WHY YOU’RE ALONE!!”.

    You make that sound like a bad thing!

    #545594
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    Anonymous
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    lol and then women wonder “Where are all the good men?!?!?”. When you drive men away, you lose access to them. And since they screeched and screamed it’s sexual harassment at school and the workplace to even look at a woman, many men refuse to do that, and then stay at home where it’s nice and comfortable.

    #545630
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    Johndom999
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    To Pedal, Run, Row:
    Answer to ur Q: “exactly what kind of environment is this where you brag openly about f~~~ing your two amazing sex dolls?”
    A: This environment is a Forum for MGTOW (for MEN only), where we share events, ideas, etc. I invested in something that is working pretty good & am sharing it. Sometimes success is just one idea away.

    #545787
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    Sidecar
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    : “Are you single?
    : “That depends on who’s asking. For you I’m not.”

    #545792
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    Surfdude12
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    The irony is her statement mocks WOMEN – it implies they ALL think the same and have NO individual ability to think. She’s basically saying “since I disapprove of you, NO woman could” , which is an admission that all c~~~s are robotic drones with the same programming

    #545814
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    Keymaster
    Keymaster
    Keymaster

    As KM would say:
    “Are you single!?!”
    “It that a proposal?? Why aren’t you on your knees?? The ring better be a 4 carat minimum.”

    I just noticed SOLWIZ beat me to it.

    lol Excellent!

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #545960
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    KTH
    KTH
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    “Are you single!?!”

    When girls ask me that, I just say “If I were plural, there would be an ‘s’ on the end of my name.” I admit that SOLO’s answer is better.

    #546078
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    Cataphract
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    The simplest way to answer is “Nope” in a cheerful voice followed by smug-face.

    Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

    #546165
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    Anonymous
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    I like this one;

    “Is being alone is a tragedy for you? You don’t like yourself very much.”

    I really am thankful I have managed to avoid the delusions that so many brothers are enslaved by.

    The irony is her statement mocks WOMEN – it implies they ALL think the same and have NO individual ability to think. She’s basically saying “since I disapprove of you, NO woman could” , which is an admission that all c~~~s are robotic drones with the same programming

    That’s some well thought out reasoning surfdude12.

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