"Are You Single?"

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  • #545333
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    Ancientwisdom
    Ancientwisdom
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    I have to share this.

    It’s minuscule, but to me it exemplifies so much of the (f~~~ed up) dynamic between men and women today…

    I was on the patio of one of my local watering holes tonight. It was packed. It’s a smoking patio, and I smoke.

    I was having a cigarette and this girl sitting next to me asks – “Can you go OUT OF HERE and smoke that?”. I said – “No. This is a smoking patio”.

    Two minutes later, she stands up and is leaving, but turns to me, with a p~~~ed off face on her way out and says – “Are you single!?!”. The implication obviously being that I couldn’t POSSIBLY have a girlfriend if I didn’t oblige to a females demand.

    This is the kind of s~~~ that exemplifies why I have no patience for c~~~s. She couldn’t possibly be expected to tolerate the rules of the kingdom – ‘there’s smoking on the patio, and I’m smoking’. She, personally didn’t like it. Expected me to oblige to her own favor, and if I didn’t, then it’s not enough for me to merely tolerate someone else. It’s not enough to simply change her own environment, of her own volition. No. She couldn’t even get up, leave, and in anger state something direct such as – “I cant stand smokers!”. No. What did she do instead? Escalate matters by stating that I must be “single”/i.e. not be able to get a woman because I don’t lie down and do precisely what she says.

    The irony in this situation lies in the fact that her statement is a window into the mind of a woman. I was following the rules – it’s a smoking patio; but if I don’t change my behavior at the whim of a woman, then the logical conclusion is I “must be SINGLE/NOT be able to get a woman”.

    That, to me is the conclusion. Makes so much sense to me when I hear females say this s~~~. The worst part is, being surrounded by male friends who don’t get it and think you’re an asshole for not obliging.

    End.

    Rant.

    Resident cynic.

    #545336
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    Anonymous
    42

    You should have made a deal, she sucks and swallows and you put out the cigarette, WIN WIN! No smoke, No mess!

    #545337
    +14
    Blade
    blade
    Participant

    Can you go OUT OF HERE and smoke that?”.

    I would of looked down at my dick ..looked at her …looked back down at my dick then looked at her and say … i have tried but i am starting yoga next week .

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #545340
    +12
    JVB
    JVB
    Participant

    Yip. You got it bro. When they don’t get their way with men it’s straight to the shaming tactics. Well handled.

    Peace is > piece.

    #545342
    +30
    OldBill
    OldBill
    Participant

    Breaking News: Women are c~~~s.

    In further news, gravity suck, fire burns, and water is wet.

    Now here’s Chuck with the weather…

    All joking aside, you handled it perfectly. A single “no” to her initial demand and then ignoring her subsequent bitching.

    Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

    #545344
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    Anonymous
    42

    Now here’s Chuck with the weather

    #545346
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    Phoenixgod1995
    phoenixgod1995
    Participant
    3352

    I’m single and always will be. No point in marrying!

    Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

    #545348
    +7
    OneTrueMisfit
    OneTrueMisfit
    Spectator
    2690

    Should have told her that you’re independent.

    Don't care

    #545359
    +18
    Foghornleghorn
    foghornleghorn
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    3449

    The other aspect of this is this idea that if you are single that there is something wrong with you. But notice how this standard only exists for men. Women who are single are lauded as smart, independent etc…pick your adjective of the week. But as a guy, if you are single there is something wrong with you.

    #545362
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
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    29101

    Well done!

    I am an ex-smoker, quit 17 years ago but if I sit in a smoker’s area I would never bitch and complain… No matter if the person smoking is a man or a woman.

    But: Females are above the law…

    At least they think they are.

    While I was still smoking, I often ran into situations like this…

    My reaction was: Light up another one and make even nicer circles in the air… And with over 5 liters of lung volume I would contaminate the entire surroundings with thick dense smog.

    And that shaming bulls~~~ got me so many times… And just a few days ago I posted my “what for?” answer…

    Do you have a girlfriend?

    Or

    “Are you married?”

    “What for?”

    Followed by hissing hot water kettle sound from hamster wheel…

    “If you had one, I would want to meet your girlfriend or wife!!!!!!”

    “No wonder, with an attitude like that you will never make friends”

    Me, blowing an extra deep breath and foggy cloud in the heavens…

    (I could kill off a cigarette with 3 to 5 draws, depending on air quality)

    “You are the most reckless person I have ever met”

    Me, shaking head and smiling:

    “Like my sister”

    “Oh, I love it!”

    Female validation: The more they hate me, the better.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #545366
    +10

    Two minutes later, she stands up and is leaving, but turns to me, with a p~~~ed off face on her way out and says – “Are you single!?!”.

    As KM would say:

    : “Are you single!?!”
    : “It that a proposal?? Why aren’t you on your knees?? The ring better be a 4 carat minimum.”

    When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

    #545370
    +10
    Joetech
    joetech
    Participant

    You should have offered her a cigar, and with a sly grin asked if her name was Monika (reference to Monika Lewinsky). I would have said “Yes, and women like you are the reason why.”

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #545374
    +9
    Foghornleghorn
    foghornleghorn
    Participant
    3449

    I would have said “Yes, and women like you are the reason why.”

    Or
    No sweetie, I’m just with someone more pleasant than you.

    #545378
    +4
    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    But as a guy, if you are single there is something wrong with you.

    Because we don’t breed cats.

    I once had to listen to this s~~~ too.

    Mid to late 2012:

    I was “non-verbally complaining” about a c~~~’s continuously barking dog, close to my table, and it was going on for weeks and months… Every afternoon she was there and feeding the spoiled and noisy dog off of her plate.
    Women are MOSTLY the ones doing antisocial things in public without any shame.
    She was a (bankrupt) acquaintance of the boss and so he watched the ordeal and said nothing.

    I didn’t even say anything – I just folded and wrinkled my face after the dog would not stop to bark loudly and for minutes at a time and I showed my disenchantment the passive way…

    I just wanted to eat in peace and quiet and not cause a conflict.

    “I see you don’t like animals”

    “People who don’t like animals are bad people with mental deficits”

    “Yes, that’s why I take 800 Euros to the vet to save my mother’s cat’s life. Yes, helping other creatures is a bad trait. But having cat s~~~ in the apartment and breathing bacteria is O.K.?”

    “No, you can’t say that…”

    “Yes, women see my desire to help as a bad trait. All gold digger women here in the restaurant laughed at me for spending so much money “FOR A CAT?”

    Yes, woman are really caring creatures… I don’t want to be their cat… Getting discarded when illness strikes…

    “Oh you just hate women”…

    “Yes, I hate women that put their pet’s habits over the needs of other people”

    “Such woman are sick, I don’t need them”

    “Everybody here in the whole village knows that you are an asshole”

    “Yes, that’s why I make good money and you had to close your shop”

    “It all comes back to the one who says it”

    She got up and left.

    “Come doggy we are leaving!”

    The pussy whipped boss came too late and I just said:

    I don’t need c~~~s, especially not that type of swinger club whore.

    She stank… Like tuna mixed with garlic… And that would have been my next bullet… ”

    But she ran out… And I asked the boss if I should look for a new place to eat if he takes her side… (1000 Euros less per month)

    After many months of having to eat next to a barking dog causing tinnitus I had my fill.

    Women NEVER realize all by themselves when they do nasty and reckless things… And when you call them out on it, they switch to full conflict more immediately.

    That’s why you CAN’T LIVE WITH THEM anymore.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #545379
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    Anonymous
    6

    “Are you single!?!”.

    Thankfully.

    #545380
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    “Are you single!?!”.

    Thankfully.

    After “the big indifference” struck me, I also argue less and say “thankfully”…

    “Zum Glück” = For luck / fortune

    “Gott sei Dank” = Thank God…

    Priceless looks on the c~~~s’ faces…

    Vagina has no value.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #545381
    +6
    Cú Chulainn
    Cú Chulainn
    Participant
    3910

    I would’ve lit a fart in front of her

    #545382
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    I would’ve lit a fart in front of her

    Good idea, if you have one “standing by”.

    But better not give her a justification of seeing you as an offender.

    Just make 3 times as much smoke as before and laugh when she leaves.

    Light up 2 cigarettes and draw both at the same time…

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #545384
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    Anonymous
    18

    I don’t often p~~~ women off.

    But when I do, it’s with a ‘No’.

    #545385
    +4

    I don’t often p~~~ women off.

    But when I do, it’s with a ‘No’.

    Just Brilliant. Well done, sir. Well done.

    When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

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