Are prostitutes really cheaper than dating/marriage?

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Like the title says, I am trying to determine how much is spent on dating a girl or on a wife, and compare that with the amount spent on a prostitute.

Does anyone have any numbers to prove the claim that prostitutes save you money in the long run?

[BDParticipant 1146]

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

@bulletdodger you beat me to it.

[UntamedParticipant]

Everything is cheaper than dating/marriage, especially when it can costs the life of some poor deluded sap when a heartless bitch takes everything from him.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[OldBillParticipant]

I fairly certain Terrence Popp has a video addressing your question at Redonkulas. He works in fiance and has a degree in the same, so the numbers in his videos aren’t just guesses. Popp doesn’t guess, he makes informed estimates instead.

Look at it this way: a wife requires tons of non-sexual related expenses while a prostitute requires a one time fee. Sex with a wife is always uncertain, in time, place, and whether or not sex will occur. Sex with a prostitute, however, is a certainty. You can definitely choose the time and place and the act will definitely occur.

It’s not just money either. Sex with prostitutes also offers a variety and aesthetic quality which sex with a wife can never match. Prostitutes allow you to sample women of different races, body types, hair and eye color, etc. Prostitutes also never get “old”. Thanks to prostitution, a man in his mid-50s, like myself, can f~~~ women in the late teens and 20s rather than bitter, barren, dried up, wrinkled, flabby, hose bags. If you’ve never seen an average woman in her 50s in the nude, believe me when I say that you don’t want to.

Finally, a relationship with a prostitutes is far more honest than relationships with wives or girlfriends. There’s a quid pro quo at work with prostitutes that “normal” women cannot match. All women trade sex for time and assets. Prostitutes are just honest about doing something other women will not even admit exists.

This is not to say that there aren’t bad or outright evil prostitutes out there, there are and you need to be cautious just as you would with any woman. This is to say that prostitutes are usually more honest and self aware than that woman you pick up in the bar or supermarket.

Edit: Looks like Bullet Dodger beat us all.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Interesting, thanks for sharing!

I like REDONKULAS vids.
Here are my questions/comments on that video.

1) For alimony, do you owe 1 year of alimony payments for each year you were married? Is that how he came up with seven years of alimony?

2) Interesting how, even without child support, alimony for seven years is twice the cost of H.O.E.s for seven years.

3) That $42K spent on H.O.E.s over seven years can be cut down even more. Consider Thailand. Hell, I’m fairly certain you can hire a girlfriend there for a $1,000 a month allowance and enjoy her as much as you want. Average Thai wage is around USD $250/month, so she practically quintuples her income by being with you.

[OldBillParticipant]

Hell no. Alimony is going to depend on a whole host of things like how much you’re worth, how good her lawyers are compared to your lawyers, which legal jurisdiction the divorce is taken place in, and too many other things to list. Don’t believe there’s some simplistic or idiotic “One year married = One year alimony” formula.

Case in point: Robin Williams was married to his first wife for ten years and ended up paying that worthless c~~~ alimony for the next TWENTY SIX years until all the “caring women” in his life drove him to suicide.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Anonymous 26]

Great video lesson for “hoenomics”, well worth the time in listening too (thumbs ups).

[NeoSe7enParticipant 112]

Alimony: The f~~~ing you get for the f~~~ing you got.

[13-JzzalParticipant 134]

You can end up paying alimony for life. So even if you only go to the most expensive hookers you can find, they would still be a lot cheaper. Besides, hookers are more likely to get tested for STDs than your average carousell rider and more likely to always insist on rubber.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

It depends, if you get STD then no. I say no, to both, anyway.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Don’t forget that your wife stops f~~~ing you eventually so the cost per f~~~ goes sky high and you may end up needing a prostitute anyway.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[White DeathParticipant 162]

Prostitutes are way cheaper in the long run and better at what they do, they are “professionals” after all. Sex is a guarantee, and not just missionary 10 minutes of thrusting bs. I mean you can find a girl that will do anything your f~~~ed up brain could possible imagine (in the best way possible). With websites these days you get to see what your getting into before you get into it. I mean it’s as easy as ordering a pizza. Just be weary of police stings. Because we all know prostitution is such an evil crime according to the morality police when in reality almost all men end up paying at some point for a woman that they eventually bang. But when you’re honest and up front about it suddenly “that’s bad”. Best part is, after you bust a nut she leaves. That alone is priceless.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Prostitutes for the win.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

In my experience, prostitutes are WAY CHEAPER than dating/marriage. Cheaper still are fleshlights and internet porn.
According to my calculations, every time I had sex with my wife cost me more than a thousand dollars.
Dating/marriage can be expensive. Thanks

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

At this point, I’d say cranking off is safer and cheaper than giving your money to trash bags.

[BDParticipant 1146]

Think of all of the “other” expenses to get dates/married

Dinners, drinks, movies
Designers clothes to impress her, colognes, drycleaners
Fancy car
Paying for rings, weddings and vacations
God forbid if you got suckered into paying for her education or her credit card debt

And your time investment. Our most precious asset, time. We only have so much time in our lives yet so many of us waste it pandering to impress women.

It is truly endless. Prostitutes hands down for the win.

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[RennieParticipant]

Not if you get a permanent STD.

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Yikes. Yeah STDs make it not worth it.

I guess abstinence is the safest option.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

There is enormous value in strippers/prostitutes/porn
If not for those outlets, we would have been very limited in our choices of sexual pleasure
No anal, no ass-clapping, no throat-f~~~ing

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

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