An Open Letter To My Fiancée’s Parents

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  • 2015-12-29 at 10:20 PM#167054
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    Sidecar
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    Anonymous wrote:

    F~~~ that, wait till the wedding day, hand it to her, then RUN!

    Priest: Do you, Bubba Zanetti, take this woman to be your lawful, wedded wife etc.?
    Bubba Zanetti: Oh hellllll no! After everything this c~~~ has done to me? [begin reciting itemized list of complaints before the whole congregation]

    Technically they can’t stop you while you have the floor answering the priest’s question. Then you walk out immediately once you’re done. Don’t look back.

    Bonus points for ending your speech with: “I’ve got a spare honeymoon ticket here. Any of you single ladies out there takers?”

    2015-12-31 at 6:56 AM#167717
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    Chucks_Revenge
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    Now That would be classic! And if you arrange it right you’ll even have a video of the event to cherish for the rest of your life.

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