An old lady came onto me at work…

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WHen this kind of thing happens you put on an act and get the most UNCONTROLLABLE dry heaves. Like you’re going to puke. You hold your finger up like you[r’e gonna be sick, push your eyebrows together like it’s gonna happen any second….. and then you bend over waiting for it……

( maybe convulse a little here…..)

She will be very concerned and ask “OMG….. are you OK??” Stay bent over like you just need a minute. Really put on a good show. Grab on to a chair or something.

Then, immediately snap out of it, completely recover and say:

“Just better now, thanks”.
Totally breaking character like nothing just happened.

Then exit.

By the time she realizes what just happened, you’re already long gone.

Magic.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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