A Text I Just Got Has To Be Some Kind Of Practical Joke

[AutoliteParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

‘Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?’

I would have told her that you’re working as a male prostitute and that there’s a ton of cash to be made servicing lonely women…

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

My answer would have been, I collect pokemon and sell them.

[sidecarParticipant 35859]

Sky-O wrote:

Like, do they just try to cut to the chase now and full on openly ask, inquire and probe about finances with no clue as to what they are doing?

Yup. Gold digging whores gonna dig gold.

And it’s the moment when you know to trade up and move on. She’s done.

: “Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?”
: “That’s disappointing. I didn’t figure you for a gold digger.”

Always call them out on the way out. Pull no punches.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I wonder how she would respond if you just texted back, “Why do you ask?”…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Sky-OParticipant 18951]

BrainPilot wrote:

I wonder how she would respond if you just texted back, “Why do you ask?”…

I took a nap earlier then called her.

This might have been a false alarm, influenced by a beta, white knight chump.

She told me she texted that because when my name came up and a couple of people asked how long I had been on my sky tour (November 2017 to present spanning eight states, LOL) a beta clown said that I’m probably smuggling drugs.

??WTF??

Yeah, just rolling hard in my Jeep with a 15 year old dog that is dying from cancer (and on medication for a heart murmur), unarmed, wearing Megadeth & Slayer tour t-shirts to maintain my cover in a vehicle with out of state plates IN EVER STATE IVE BEEN IN.

I’ll deal with that idiot soon.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Tell her you blow the pilot per jump…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5082]

Shoe salesman at a centipede farm.

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5126]

I’m not sure which is worse: the actual question itself? Or the blatant way she asked it?

Sovereignty above all else.

[JVBParticipant]

Please respond as I’ve been wondering that for some time now myself. Lol.

Ignore it bro. Delete!!

Peace is > piece.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

No need for wit or charm. Skip the temptation to be “too clever by half”.

There is only one safe response.

No response.

Frank V.

[HermitParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

BrainPilot wrote:

I wonder how she would respond if you just texted back, “Why do you ask?”…

I took a nap earlier then called her.

This might have been a false alarm, influenced by a beta, white knight chump.

She told me she texted that because when my name came up and a couple of people asked how long I had been on my sky tour (November 2017 to present spanning eight states, LOL) a beta clown said that I’m probably smuggling drugs.

??WTF??

Yeah, just rolling hard in my Jeep with a 15 year old dog that is dying from cancer (and on medication for a heart murmur), unarmed, wearing Megadeth & Slayer tour t-shirts to maintain my cover in a vehicle with out of state plates IN EVER STATE IVE BEEN IN.

I’ll deal with that idiot soon.

I knew it! I knew you were a drug smuggler. You probably hide the s~~~ in dog food cans. HA!

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Just be honest and tell the truth.

Not about where the money comes from.

Truth is, it is none of her concern.

None ya!

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

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