A Text I Just Got Has To Be Some Kind Of Practical Joke

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

I have not responded yet. But there is no way it can be serious. Somebody that knows me had to have grabbed the chick’s phone and fired the text off.

I can’t believe women are making it this obvious at this point.

Over a month ago I was jumping at a drop done about 400 miles from where I am now currently recovering from an injury.

Last month, while at the other DZ I was going to leave my dog at a nearby boarding place for three days and the chick I know said I could leave him in her RV with her dog during the day.

Jumped with her a few times, nothing happened since I’m hardcore red pill then I took off that Friday.

No contact since then except for a text the night I rolled telling me to stay safe, etc

Then, ten minutes ago my phone beeped.

I looked at it and it was a text from her number.

No intro. No prior text conversation to have it related to.

Just. . .

‘Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?’

And nothing else.

Just that unprompted, not related to anything, totally out of the blue text.

Like, do they just try to cut to the chase now and full on openly ask, inquire and probe about finances with no clue as to what they are doing?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5069]

Sky-O wrote:

I have not responded yet. But there is no way it can be serious. Somebody that knows me had to have grabbed the chick’s phone and fired the text off.

I can’t believe women are making it this obvious at this point.

Over a month ago I was jumping at a drop done about 400 miles from where I am now currently recovering from an injury.

Last month, while at the other DZ I was going to leave my dog at a nearby boarding place for three days and the chick I know said I could leave him in her RV with her dog during the day.

Jumped with her a few times, nothing happened since I’m hardcore red pill then I took off that Friday.

No contact since then except for a text the night I rolled telling me to stay safe, etc

Then, ten minutes ago my phone beeped.

I looked at it and it was a text from her number.

No intro. No prior text conversation to have it related to.

Just. . .

‘Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?’

And nothing else.

Just that unprompted, not related to anything, totally out of the blue text.

Play the game, perplex her with profound language.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

all I gotta say is…………………

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[OldBillParticipant]

Did she ask for a credit check too?

I know you like to toy with them, but this is one which requires radio silence. Do yourself a favor and block the number also.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Snappy answers to stupid questions time..
I marry rich woman and then divorce them for their money
I don’t work so I sell my plasma
The sperm bank pays me for my deposits
I hold up a homeless sign and ppl give me money
Sugar mama’s wink wink

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Sky-O wrote:

I have not responded yet.

It’s a s~~~ test/game to see what your response/reaction will be…
Don’t respond, simply delete it(and her number)…

[GrumpyParticipant]

Testing refurbished parachutes that have been involved in fatalities for resale?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 7]

Sky-O wrote:

‘Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?’

Buddha provide.
In the voice of Pat Morita a.k.a Mr. Miyagi

[Anonymous 1]

Sky-O wrote:

‘Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?’

Someone mentioned in another thread that women have no shame, and it really is true.

Sounds like the sort of question from a person who has never been held accountable for anything in their life. Shocker.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Sky-O wrote:

‘Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?’

By not getting married.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

sorry wrong number

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

‘Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?’

I remember reading an article about John Holmes back in the 80’s. They asked him why he was so popular in porn. His response, which I think you should use:

I have a 14 inch c~~~ as big around as my wrist and I can cum on cue.

Order the good wine

[joetechParticipant]

I once had a girl at work who knew I was single and preferred it that way (college was way too much fun). She caught me alone one day and asked me to my face, “What do you do with all your money?” I just smiled and got up and left.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 3]

Sky-O wrote:

‘Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?’

“I sold my house and I made large debts. Now I live with my parents.”

Guaranteed to scare off gold diggers.

[TheSpiceParticipant 2644]

The best response is nothing.

If not that, I’ve always wanted to try out: “Who dis?”

This would work only if the woman is expecting that you should know damn well it’s her.

"I've been thinking about what it would be like if we got back together."
"You know it's too late for that."

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Sky-O wrote:

‘Hey. Where do you get your money to skydive so much and go to other drop zones?’

“I’m a high paid mafia hit man specializing in gold-digging whores…why do you ask?”

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

Tell her Ransom notes

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Sky-O wrote:

Like, do they just try to cut to the chase now and full on openly ask, inquire and probe about finances with no clue as to what they are doing?

Yes. Yes, they do.

I was out at a bar having drinks w/a friend a while back. Across the bar was a really young, sexy chick. Out of nowhere she belts out – “What do YOU do?” to me.

I wasn’t even looking at her. We never made eye contact. No communication whatsoever.

That’s how she “introduced” herself. Asking me what I do for a living. She’s assessing my assets prior to anything.

It wasn’t – “Hi I’m Cindy”. Or – “what’s your name?”…No – “what do you do $$$$$? ”

I was wearing a hoodie and jeans. Not sure why she felt the need to do this. Point is – they are THAT entitled.

C~~~s.

I told her I was Shakira’s manager, in a sarcastic tone then turned my head away.

Resident cynic.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

I’d tell her I make money in the black market organ trade. Then I’d look her up and down and ask if there’s any kidney disease in her family history.

The answer, is no.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Tell her your a trust fund kid and that you have decided to make jumping a new religion that elevates being close to god during a jump with spiritual awakening.

After she shares this info with every jumper in the country, get ready to throw the fish off your lap you’ll have so much tail throwing itself at you.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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