A Sighting of "Happily Ever After"

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2730]

SweetDaddyDom420 wrote:

Its that simple.

iMickey503 wrote:

THERE IS NO SIMPLE ABOUT IT. PERIOD.

Anyone Brash enough to even concoct such a stupid notion of simplicity with human affairs between a man and a woman in union is obviously oblivious to the true nature of marriage or relationships. A fool in love perhaps, but a fool none the less.

^^^^ Nailed it right there iMickey! I don’t know how you have time and focus to write such detailed posts, but that was a good read.

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[HermitParticipant]

Awakened wrote:

One year in with a 22 year old is probably a long time for HER, and considering that the OP is on #5 maybe it’s a long time for him too.
Unfortunately, in the “real world” a year into a marriage really should still be the “Honeymoon Period”, but you still have many more years to get through “together”.

He says it works because she’s a poor country girl. Maybe that has a little to do with it, but my guess is, it’s working at the moment because she’s an immature 22 year old. She doesn’t know what she wants. She thinks she’s “in love” and it’s all kittens and cotton candy right now. She will get bored playing housewife and then it’s all over. If she’s hot as well as young, she’ll fukk around on him while he’s supporting her.

She’s playing high school games right now. One year….????…… Hell, this high school/honeymoon phase may last two or three years, but then, she will CHANGE. This sweet little girl who sucks him off anytime he wants will turn mean and ugly and hateful. It’ll happen. It happens with all of them.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

SweetDaddyDom420 wrote:

She doodles on paper…. writing our names together like a smitten school girl. Guys…. love exists. You just have to have realistic expectations, a means to support a woman, and good common sense. Protect yourself financially, and stop putting up with s~~~ty behavior from women. Its that simple.

Big Daddy, Due to the fact I am a big hairy scary bald monster, I can’t get a girlfriend of my own, thus I straddle other men’s partners. I enjoy looking at the bedside photo of their “man” when the vinegar strokes begin…..slim, preened, with a quiff haircut and “designer” stubble.
Yeah, I will leave a nice deposit on they’re hairdryer.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I tell you what I have been Sighting.

You know this Muslim foreign exchange medical student who I rented a room to because I thought he’d be no hassle, quiet and studious.

He is on girlfriend number two now. He has had more women in that room, fvcking them (sometimes two in one day) … than I have had in a whole decade. And he has only been in America like 3 months…

Its crazy. I feel like Edward Norton in Fight Club. He goes to live in that house and Bard Pitt is fvcking Marla like two wild animals! And I have to come home to this.

The first girlfriend never made a peep. But he had this other one over last night. Im hearing moans, Ohhhhss and Auuuhhhhsss and the rhythmic slap pounding of him driving home a stiffy.

Never rent a room! LOL. This innocent seeming Muslim roomate is a Tom Cat PUA!!! I told him, ONLY ONE GIRL AT A TIME from now on… pick one and only one, you cant be parading pussy through my house. son of a bitch [a tad bit jealous too] lol

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I tell you what I have been Sighting.
You know this Muslim foreign exchange medical student who I rented a room to because I thought he’d be no hassle, quiet and studious.
He is on girlfriend number two now. He has had more women in that room, fvcking them (sometimes two in one day) … than I have had in a whole decade. And he has only been in America like 3 months…
Its crazy. I feel like Edward Norton in Fight Club. He goes to live in that house and Bard Pitt is fvcking Marla like two wild animals! And I have to come home to this.
The first girlfriend never made a peep. But he had this other one over last night. Im hearing moans, Ohhhhss and Auuuhhhhsss and the rhythmic slap pounding of him driving home a stiffy.
Never rent a room! LOL. This innocent seeming Muslim roomate is a Tom Cat PUA!!! I told him, ONLY ONE GIRL AT A TIME from now on… pick one and only one, you cant be parading pussy through my house. son of a bitch [a tad bit jealous too] lol

Once they’ve had black, bareback in the sack, they’ll never go back.
Keep black pudding the Sunnis matey!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

he tells me, “we will get the pu55ie for you”

I say, “I dont want any, its an interruption to my life.”

Him [in his thick Egyptian accent] “stop lying on yourself, you want the sex” (high fiving and laughing at himself for bagging all this ass…

Apparently, getting pus%ie is actually really easy, How did I miss this… Ive been explaining to him how stupid and risky he is being.

I yelled at him and told him the lease allows for Zero house guests. I made him feel really bad LOL. Then I felt bad, afterall, he isnt doing drugs and the women are not street trash or anything, why deny him pleasure?

So I said to him, “You know what it means to have a pet dog? If it sh!ts all over the house or chews up the furiture, its your accountability, you are responsible. So I dont care if you have women over here but you better vett them and YOU are solely responsible for keeping eyes on them and keeping the place secure. They can never be here alone. If they freak out or something, or steal something, or whatever, my wrath is coming down on YOU.”

I think he is getting the picture. All at once, we are sort of laughing about his obvious PUA activity, but also Im pressing home Red Pills on him and explaining how retarded and unnecessary these women are. My example of Piety and Spirituality and Celibacy to him is making a mark (hell, he is the Muslim who is supposed to be pure! *He doenst know Im an atheist. I just tell him Im going to a “religious meeting” every couple days when I go to AA. LOL) I showed him my 6 Year Sober Chip which has the Serenity Prayer written on the back, made him read it.

Im keeping a close eye. It seems he has fairly good taste in the women he is banging. The first was the Uganda bitch who is clearly not as risky as say, an American suburbanite white chick… The new one is a chubby Muslim 30 year old who seems to be trying to escape her tradcon homelife which doesnt allow for sex… She just needed a good dicking LOL.

The guy is a DOG. Have to admit, hearing them pound flesh back there turned me on. I may need to go find a girl who needs a good dicking too! This PUA Philandering is rubbing off on me. You see someone having such a good time and say, I want to ride the ride too! LOL

[Gravel PitParticipant]

LOL Colin! I think my little 10 Year Celibacy Pledge I made on here 5 years ago is about to go BUST.

Like being a hungry wolf in the pack, and the others are all tearing into some fresh meat in front of you. And you’re HUNGRY, like true hunger. And trying to resist the urge to SATISFY that hunger. Jesus!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I will have to make a true Muslim of my Muslim room mate who has obviously fallen off the path.

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2730]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I think my little 10 Year Celibacy Pledge I made on here 5 years ago is about to go BUST.

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"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

I feel ya Brad. 3years for me next month. Getting seriously depraved, like a Cat in heat I need to be spayed.
I just love God’s little creatures don’t you. Vanity is definitely my favourite sin.

If I were in you’re boat, I would get myself down to Baby Dolls, North Dallas and straddle them holes on poles.

That Job quote. Yeah, it was alright for Yahweh’s soldiers to capture thine enemies spoils(virgins) and sodomise them(but God forbid you marry them).
Poor old innocent Job couldn’t even look at one. God must of changed his mind…..but, but he is all omnipotent/omnipresent etc etc!!!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

CPT Obvious wrote:

Fleshlight.com

That’s like ordering a Soy Burger with booger sauce when at the #1 BBQ Restaurant in Texas…

My mouth is watering and lukewarm, flat soda is not going to suffice. Im about to unleash the Tiger…. maybe. Probably not, just whack off and forget about it.
The tidal forces are rocking my world though. I might have to take a brief vacation from monkery. My eyes are peeled for a safe prospect, not holding my breath or desperate though, just keeping my radar open

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

CPT Obvious wrote:

Fleshlight.com

That’s like ordering a Soy Burger with booger sauce when at the #1 BBQ Restaurant in Texas…
My mouth is watering and lukewarm, flat soda is not going to suffice. Im about to unleash the Tiger…. maybe. Probably not, just whack off and forget about it.The tidal forces are rocking my world though. I might have to take a brief vacation from monkery. My eyes are peeled for a safe prospect, not holding my breath or desperate though, just keeping my radar open

Just use ’em and lose ’em. Get what you need and DO NOT develop feelings or emotions for them. I tell ya’, it’s worked very well for me so far……..but I stay within the circle of sluts that I know won’t cause me trouble. I rarely go looking for a new one.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Cpt. Obvious, yer a 45 year old (or there abouts yes?) a pensioner, retired military officer?

If youre not comfortable saying, no worries. Id think you have a little extra disposable income for Wine Dine and 69 the THOTS if you want.

My strategy would be to lease a cheap apartment in the city and play a social role that is WELL UNDER my actual socioeconomic station. But I guess that is too much effort for the sole purpose of bagging some vagina. Only PUAs have the sexual drive to go thru with that kind of effort but they dont bother because theyre not paranoid like we are…

Hermit’s strategy seems reasonable, stick to the same Hens.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit’s strategy seems reasonable, stick to the same Hens.

The few b!tches I fukk around with want the same thing as I do……cheap meaningless sex with no emotional bullschit. Plus, most of them are married so they already have someone to take care of them and they don’t look to me for anything more than maybe some free beer once in a while. Small price to pay for letting me splooge in their mouths and sometimes on their faces………sometimes on their big t!ts………wherever. They’re good girls and like to have fun.

The only time I ever get any new girls, is when these sluts have their slutty friends over and they wanna’ get naked too. Rarely happens, but it has happened.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2730]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Cpt. Obvious, yer a 45 year old (or there abouts yes?) a pensioner, retired military officer?

If youre not comfortable saying, no worries. Id think you have a little extra disposable income for Wine Dine and 69 the THOTS if you want.

Closer to 50 now. Ex-military yes but have to work civilian sector for a while after getting my wallet cleaned out after two divorces —- the first one particularly nasty. #2 was short-lived and basically a vulture picking over the remains.

That said I do have a little spare change, but have decided to try Monk for one year after recently kicking out my live-in GF. Just plain tired of wimminz and their needs.

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2730]

Hermit wrote:

I stay within the circle of sluts that I know won’t cause me trouble.

That said, I do kinda wish I had a circle of sluts like Hermit….

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit’s strategy seems reasonable, stick to the same Hens.

The few b!tches I fukk around with want the same thing as I do……cheap meaningless sex with no emotional bullschit. Plus, most of them are married so they already have someone to take care of them and they don’t look to me for anything more than maybe some free beer once in a while. Small price to pay for letting me splooge in their mouths and sometimes on their faces………sometimes on their big t!ts………wherever. They’re good girls and like to have fun.
The only time I ever get any new girls, is when these sluts have their slutty friends over and they wanna’ get naked too. Rarely happens, but it has happened.

What do these fillies make of you’re belly? Does it make them moist? It must do.
Imagine what gaping t~~~s you could attract if you were like me. A 225lb personification of man.

[HermitParticipant]

CPT Obvious wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I stay within the circle of sluts that I know won’t cause me trouble.

That said, I do kinda wish I had a circle of sluts like Hermit….

I make it sound better than it is. Even with the sluts I have, it isn’t always a guarantee to get sex. There are plenty of dry spells. They’re sometimes a pain in the ass for me just like they are to their husbands. The good thing is, I don’t have to live with them and when they get stupid, I just walk away and see if the next one is willing to pleasure me.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit’s strategy seems reasonable, stick to the same Hens.

The few b!tches I fukk around with want the same thing as I do……cheap meaningless sex with no emotional bullschit. Plus, most of them are married so they already have someone to take care of them and they don’t look to me for anything more than maybe some free beer once in a while. Small price to pay for letting me splooge in their mouths and sometimes on their faces………sometimes on their big t!ts………wherever. They’re good girls and like to have fun.The only time I ever get any new girls, is when these sluts have their slutty friends over and they wanna’ get naked too. Rarely happens, but it has happened.

What do these fillies make of you’re belly? Does it make them moist? It must do.Imagine what gaping t~~~s you could attract if you were like me. A 225lb personification of man.

Yeah maybe, if you put a sack over that grotesque science experiment you call a head.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit’s strategy seems reasonable, stick to the same Hens.

The few b!tches I fukk around with want the same thing as I do……cheap meaningless sex with no emotional bullschit. Plus, most of them are married so they already have someone to take care of them and they don’t look to me for anything more than maybe some free beer once in a while. Small price to pay for letting me splooge in their mouths and sometimes on their faces………sometimes on their big t!ts………wherever. They’re good girls and like to have fun.The only time I ever get any new girls, is when these sluts have their slutty friends over and they wanna’ get naked too. Rarely happens, but it has happened.

What do these fillies make of you’re belly? Does it make them moist? It must do.Imagine what gaping t~~~s you could attract if you were like me. A 225lb personification of man.

Yeah maybe, if you put a sack over that grotesque science experiment you call a head.

Good one fat little man!
Have you a fellow office turd helping you make these retorts? You haven’t the comedic capacity.

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