A Seasonal Warning to the Young Guys

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

Keymaster wrote:

Excellent topic.

53ClicksUp wrote:

Fall is fast approaching here in the Northern Hemisphere

That’s when a post-wall white girl shows up in yoga pants telling you how it’s her favorite season, while clutching a pumpkin-spice latte. Seasonally, the day before Thanksgiving to Feb 15th is the most essential time for a man to make himself scarce.

If you don’t, be prepared to receive a positive pregnancy test for Christmas which she bought on craigslist for $20. This tactic is to keep you around for psychological torment during the holidays, and when she can’t keep up the lie anymore, it’s “I guess I’m not really pregnant after all”.

Nice.

There is also the s~~~ known as FAKE-A-Baby which bitches are using to trap men in relations~~~s as well.. Fake Sonograms, Fake Pregnancy Tests, Fake Hospital Records! And it’s f~~~ed up, I’m surprised that these women are not going to jail for blackmail probably because VAGINA.

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[LonestarParticipant 333]

What timely advice, although I’m not a youngster it still applies. Last week I had an ex-girlfriend show up on my doorstep. She just wanted to wanted to talk. (and see if she could get me back on the plantation). Then a couple of days later a relative of hers called asking for a favor. Not only did the Ex treat me like a rented mule, she would loan me out to the rest of her family. They really are transparent sometimes.

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. Eagles

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

Hang tough and be safe down there Lonestar. Don’t be driving across any moving water. And for God’s sake don’t be risking your life to rescue some stupid bitch that just had to drive her Toyota Corolla out into the flood zone.

[LonestarParticipant 333]

53ClicksUp wrote:

And for God’s sake don’t be risking your life to rescue some stupid bitch that just had to drive her Toyota Corolla out into the flood zone.

I’ll help the helpless, I don’t give a f**k about the clueless.

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. Eagles

[Free manParticipant 83]

This site is full of more wisdom than I thought possible. Spot on Analysis of the typical American female.

You would have better luck finding the Loch Ness monster hanging out with Santa Claus and Elvis in El Dorado than finding a liberal with a lick of common sense or integrity.

[Anonymous 3]

Keymaster wrote:

That’s when a post-wall white girl shows up in yoga pants telling you how it’s her favorite season, while clutching a pumpkin-spice latte.

I have been a witness to this & its really scary. Its one of the things I cant stand anymore. the false sophistication & ” cuteness ” behind an overpriced cold coffee drink that they use a straw with.

ScarberianMPTGL wrote:

Just ignore everything women say and nothing will annoy you ever again. -Cu Chulainn

I have been doing that in a very subtle way for years. i would add do not take anything they say or do seriously. Its all a big scam to get you to participate in the ongoing never ending soap opera they call their “life”

[KimmurielParticipant 480]

They call it “cuffing season” and it is an agreed upon and widespread incentive. But it is also the hunting season for predators, male and female alike. Until lambs become lions, I guess.

"You meet a few exceedingly forsaken, Sit around the cooler refusing domestication" Aesop Rock

[WestcoasttrendkillParticipant 234]

Many times my birthday fell on the 1st day of the school year. It’s not fun being paraded around as the birthday boy on the 1st day and when you’re in a new school.

I had to fend for myself a lot.

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