A Seasonal Warning to the Young Guys

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

I want to pass on a little “heads up” to our younger MGTOW members on the forums.

Lo’ I’ve trod the face of this planet for several decades now and I have noticed that there are definite patterns in the behavior of women. I don’t believe in astrology, fortune cookies or planetary alignments having any real impact on men, but changes in seasons definitely affect the behavior of women.

Fall is fast approaching here in the Northern Hemisphere and I have taken note over the years, that single women start “not looking forward” to spending another winter alone with their cats. The result is that these miserable and lonely creatures then put the full-court-press on to find themselves a man to take care of them and to also drag around with them to family dinners and holiday parties.

They need somebody to shovel their cars out of the snow, run out to get them sushi, replace the batteries in their poorly maintained automobiles, hit the Redbox for chic flick movies, and bring home boxes of chocolates for them to shovel into their gaping maws.

You’ve no doubt noticed how excited women get about the Fall clothing fashions coming out each year. A lot of that has to do with it being another excuse for them to go out and spend money that they don’t have, but the other part of the equation is that after having failed to lose any weight over the entire summer, they now get the opportunity to try and disguise their obese hideousness with articles of new clothing.

They believe that this poor form of camouflage will somehow increase their chances of success, when they go out hunting for a male to victimize.

If you are of a mind to get a little pumping and dumping in, you can seize upon this seasonal peculiarity to notch your gun belt. Personally, I merely go into high awareness mode and put my radar on wide scan because you never know from which quadrant the attack may come from or by whom.

Mostly…. I don’t want involvement with some stupid c~~~ screwing up my upcoming hunting, backpacking and snow skiing plans this fall and winter. Heed my warning gents!

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Yup…and it would take just one phone call from the weemin for your spot in jail and a harsh burning summer in your ass…or slavery when she gives you the I am pregnant line…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[The man in the mountainParticipant 4102]

Also February “valentines day”, that’s when they s~~~ test their mating candidates, like they love to say “gone with the old, hello to brand new?”.

These bitches don’t know loyalty and i wont trust them regardless of how little or much estrogen they currently are rocking in their system, they are all AWALT.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Excellent topic.

53ClicksUp wrote:

Fall is fast approaching here in the Northern Hemisphere

That’s when a post-wall white girl shows up in yoga pants telling you how it’s her favorite season, while clutching a pumpkin-spice latte. Seasonally, the day before Thanksgiving to Feb 15th is the most essential time for a man to make himself scarce.

If you don’t, be prepared to receive a positive pregnancy test for Christmas which she bought on craigslist for $20. This tactic is to keep you around for psychological torment during the holidays, and when she can’t keep up the lie anymore, it’s “I guess I’m not really pregnant after all”.

Nice.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[The man in the mountainParticipant 4102]

Keymaster wrote:

Excellent topic.

53ClicksUp wrote:

Fall is fast approaching here in the Northern Hemisphere

That’s when a post-wall white girl shows up in yoga pants telling you how it’s her favorite season, while clutching a pumpkin-spice latte. Seasonally, the day before Thanksgiving to Feb 15th is the most essential time for a man to make himself scarce.

If you don’t, be prepared to receive a positive pregnancy test for Christmas which she bought on craigslist for $20. This tactic is to keep your around during the holidays, and when she can’t keep up the lie anymore, it’s “I guess I’m not really pregnant after all”.

Nice.

It’s either that or the sugary “sugar cane spiced coffee”, watch out for this one, it’s like a skinny guy on cocaine, too much sugar on a bitch is sure to get someone killed…

[The man in the mountainParticipant 4102]

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

But, I have pretty eyes.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22539]

Someone posted on here recently that according to lawyers, January is the big month for female filed divorces. After all the big holidays and then they have to wait until the lawyers are back in the offices.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Keymaster wrote:

If you don’t, be prepared to receive a positive pregnancy test for Christmas which she bought on craigslist for $20. This tactic is to keep you around for psychological torment during the holidays, and when she can’t keep up the lie anymore, it’s “I guess I’m not really pregnant after all”.

A simple vasectomy turns that right around on them.

: “Look honey, we’re pregnant. Oops!”
: “Oops indeed. You must have been cheating on me. Goodbye.”
: “No wait honey. It’s a fake test. It was all just a joke. Please don’t leave me.”
: “You would joke about something like that? You’re sick. Goodbye.”
: “No. Wait. Give me another chance.”
: “Goodbye.”

[AttonParticipant]

Removed wrote:

But, I have pretty eyes.

She won’t get cold.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 12]

Indeed.
Bikini Season draws to an end, and Cuddling season is about to start.
According to this:
https://www.livescience.com/32728-baby-month-is-almost-here-.html
and
http://www.statisticbrain.com/birth-month-statistics/
and

2. Our bodies crave winter cuddles. Beyond simply having more time to couple, our bodies may be biologically disposed to winter conceptions. In 2001, researchers at the University of Texas School of Medicine summarized the science community’s various theories: “Biologic hypotheses include deterioration of sperm quality during summer, seasonal differences in anterior pituitary-ovarian function caused by changes in the daylight length, and variation in quality of the ovum or endometrial receptivity. Increased sexual activity associated with end-of-year holiday festivities has also been postulated as a possible behavioral explanation for the December peak in conceptions. The exact reasons remain unknown.”

September Is the Most Popular Birth Month in America, and These Are 3 Fascinating Explanations

Late summer is the time most babies are born.
That means Sex spikes in November/December/January.
By some stats the spike is huge, in others the variations are ony around 10% above average…

That means one or two months before that, the wenches are on a hunt for a suitable sperm donor and start working the “you can go in Raw” speech.

Science. Trust it.
Wenches. Not.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Keymaster wrote:

Excellent topic.

53ClicksUp wrote:

Fall is fast approaching here in the Northern Hemisphere

That’s when a post-wall white girl shows up in yoga pants telling you how it’s her favorite season, while clutching a pumpkin-spice latte. Seasonally, the day before Thanksgiving to Feb 15th is the most essential time for a man to make himself scarce.

If you don’t, be prepared to receive a positive pregnancy test for Christmas which she bought on craigslist for $20. This tactic is to keep you around for psychological torment during the holidays, and when she can’t keep up the lie anymore, it’s “I guess I’m not really pregnant after all”.

Nice.

Interesting. I always considered summer their busy season as they can run around 3/4 naked.

Sam Adams October is out and I’m already stocking up. Bring on Fall! My favorite.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 11]

C-Pig was conceived in that time window. His mom was 44 when she bore him. There might be something to it.

[MonkParticipant 17012]

The man in the mountain wrote:

When you peel them, this is what they look like inside.

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

I too was born early in the month of September. I must therefore hang my head in shame with the knowledge that I was probably conceived while my parents were in a drunken stupor New Year’s Eve. Oh, the horror…. 🙂

[AutoliteParticipant]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Someone posted on here recently that according to lawyers, January is the big month for female filed divorces. After all the big holidays and then they have to wait until the lawyers are back in the offices.

Yeah, right after spending their first Christmas with Chad…

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Yep, I was born in October so my parents did the *bow-chicka-wow-wow* sometime in January.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Anonymous 12]

December here.
But my Poppa was a Rolling stone…
…wherever he could get his dick wet was his home…

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Leykis talks about both of these things: Holidays and the vasectomy ! Check out the Audios section !

KM put some choice stuff there !

Frank V.

[Bloody HeartlandParticipant 693]

Born late November. Love this time of year, too bad it’s so short. September is really just extended summer here, and we often get hit with some snow by thanksgiving. Halloween, not a bad holiday, but some painful memories to do with it.

Can’t say I’ll have much problems avoiding women, though. Lifestyle as it is now, I rarely get out. Most interaction I’ve had has been the same girl with a face full of metal delivering my pizza every few months, that’s about it. Really should start that dieting stuff.

"I have the fury of my own momentum." "With this ring I thee wed. Fire walk with me."

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