A Fat, Land Whale Superhero!

[Aroused By Her AnguishParticipant 343]

Women want men to be perfect, but they are alright with letting their bodies go to waste.

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/valiant-comics-faith-zephyr-limited-series/

[WallyParticipant]

Can you imagine Captain America letting himself go then telling Nick Fury about “plus size” acceptance? No, Fury would tell him to get his butt in the gym and lose those lbs!

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Am I the only one who have dropped comics due to their left leaning slant of late?

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[NioZenParticipant 856]

Looking forward to the appearance of her deadly foe – adult-onset diabetes.

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

It think her foes would be a tag team duo called Salad Man and Mr. Treadmill.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Anonymous 11]

Able to scarf a 53 foot reefer box of Häagen-Dazs in a single gulp, it’s a pig, it’s a pachyderm, no it’s Super LandWhale!

[Anonymous 42]

I think I saw her in a Macy’s parade, not the one holding the rope, but the one being pulled down the street by several ropes!

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

Great role model for future feminist SJWs.

[AFTParticipant 2722]

Fat-tastic, now they got a plus sized superhero to keep them amused in the delusional feminist land of bat s~~~ crazy. Hope she finds her superhero soulmate, Fat BOB the short, burger eating, fat slob, able to leap over the tallest hypergamy with a single fart.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[RoyDalParticipant]

BigD wrote:

Am I the only one who have dropped comics due to their left leaning slant of late?

You are in good company.

NioZen wrote:

Looking forward to the appearance of her deadly foe – adult-onset diabetes.

Batman has his batmobile. She will have an electric self propelled shopping cart.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 42]

How the f~~~ did she tie it!!! No f~~~ing WAY!!!

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

I just saw this on tv today….

:O=

My Goal: To Leave Society.

[Aroused By Her AnguishParticipant 343]

They are free to be as fat as they want to be, but they also need to realize that we are free to reject their advancements toward us.

[HitmanParticipant]

the horror , super-pig to the refrigerator, rescue !

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Big Bertha beat her to it.

And ol’ Deadpool shut that hypocrisy right the f~~~ down.

There’s a reason he’s so popular: he doesn’t pander.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Wally wrote:

Can you imagine Captain America letting himself go then telling Nick Fury about “plus size” acceptance? No, Fury would tell him to get his butt in the gym and lose those lbs!

Hey! Hey! Enough of that!

Anyway, what is her super power? Her food sense? Does it tingle while she rides around on her fat scooter past a McDonalds or bake sale?

Fuck this planet.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

BigD wrote:

Am I the only one who have dropped comics due to their left leaning slant of late?

Not at all.

And I’ve been a fanatic my whole life. Funny how the people they are trying to get to read comics are never in the……comic shop.

Fuck this planet.

[NioZenParticipant 856]

Hitman wrote:

the horror , super-pig to the refrigerator, rescue !

Gonna have to wait a while, she’s still taxiing toward runway 3.

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[Anonymous 18]

Will the printing press be compensated extra for the increase in the number of pages to accommodate the now wider square boxes depicting the super hero? Or will it be just close ups of her face and neck where you could otherwise fit a whole character?

Would the comic involve scenes where she chases a villain? With gas prices so high, will she use some form of non-gasoline hybrid vehicle (you don’t wanna run out of gas chasing a bad guy 10 miles in to it)? Will she cheat on her lover with Ronald McDonald? (I use lover in a loose sense); How will the enemy die: From the gun shot or the slimy stench of sweat as she pulls the gun out from her fat folds? Will the villain be politically correct and never call her fat in order to demoralize her and bring out his evil plans to fruition?

Who are her idols that shaped her in to a superhero? Is the evil character a doctor who tells his patient to lose weight and live a healthy life?

Blame her when the little girls’ barbie collections mysteriously disappear and she has blonde hair “crumbs” on her face.

[AFTParticipant 2722]

Cap285 wrote:

Anyway, what is her super power?

Empty comic book stores, with a single edition,
Clear out any fridge in a single breath,
Deflate any erection instantly,
Flatten manginas in one foul sitting,
Her flatulence is the deadliest weapon know to mankind,

There is no Buffet too Big,
for
Super Land Whale.

Beware she is helpless against salad and cardio equipment.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

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