Good find, Venom. Here’s how I’d reply to the article:
1.) I do 100% of the housework. It’s just part of being a MAN… doing what needs to be done: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes and dishes, cutting the grass, taking care of my animals — AND doing maintenance and repairs on household and vehicles.
As an interesting aside, my ex-wife used to bitch about how hard it was to keep up with the domestic chores… aside from cutting grass (which she never did anyway, since I refused to buy her lazy ass a riding mower), it takes me 20 minutes a day TOPS, plus a few hours on the weekends.
2.) Emotional support? Nope, not for wimmin. I’ve checked out. If a male friend is in a bind, I’ll listen and offer advice but that’s it.
3.) Consume “cultural products” produced by women? Nope. I consume as little of ANYTHING as possible.
4.) Give women space? Sure! No problem! They can have all the space they want. As long as it’s nowhere near me.
5.) Insert myself into spaces where I can use my manliness to interrupt sexism? Uhh, no. Not my issue, not my problem.
6.) “When a woman tells you something is sexist, believe her”. Ha! If she says that something is sexist, I’ll automatically assume that it’s probably awesome.
7.) Not an issue… 100% monk.
8.) See 7.
9.) Nope.
10.) “Progressive name politics”? WTF? I think this is absurd, but it’s not an issue for me.
11.) Might be more meaningful if we had automatic shared custody and automatic equal time with children in the event of a divorce.
12.) Hahahaha! No.
13.) See 12. But add “F~~~” before “No” for emphasis. I worked hard to get where am now — just like anybody else can do.
14.) Again, not an issue. But if I do ever decide that the need for companionship is overwhelming, I’ll buy it by the hour in a transaction with very clear intentions.
15.) Hahaha! I’ll let the manginas and white knights deal with it. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
16.) I’ll spend money on whatever I damn well please. Or not spend.
17.) My health is my concern.
18.) Hahaha! I’ll ogle women as much as I please. It’s entertaining. Women ogle men all the time, but there’s no stigma attached to that by society.
19.) I don’t give a flying f~~~ about the “woman’s perspective”…. because it’ll be based on emotion and not facts.
20.) I respect Marie Curie. Is that good enough?
21.) Nope. I don’t discuss my life.
22.) “It’s not enough to think it’s wrong…” Um, I DON’T think it’s wrong and therefore, I will not “correct” my male friends.
23.) Don’t have a spouse. Don’t want one. Once in a lifetime was enough.
24.) I acknowledge my sexist opinions… and I enjoy them!
25.) “Befriend women”? I’ll befriend people with similar interests… and very few women share those interests.
26.) “Be subordinate to women”? Um, no.
27.) Not an issue.
28.) I don’t give a rat’s arse what women do with their appearance. But know that, if you dress like a whore, that’s the treatment you’ll get. That’s not sexist; it’s the rational outcome.
29.) Hahaha! Nope.
30.) F-U-C-K N-O.
31.) If I drink, I drink alone.
32.) Hahaha! I’ll take up all the space, physical or metaphorical, I damn well please.
33.) Wage gap = myth. Already busted. Kiss my ass.
34.) My maleness is not an “unearned privilege”. Women are the one with the unearned privilege: nearly universal de-facto custody of children; alimony; no accountability for how they spend child support payments; pussy pass; white knights and manginas to defend them and simps to jump at their every wish.
35.) Go s~~~ in your hat.
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