I'm 51 and too old to put up with crap. I'm tired of women thinking they can flutter their eyelashes and I'll just do whatever they want. I'm tired of women never admitting that they're wrong. I'm tired of women being unable to ever apologise. In the words of The Who 'won't get fooled again'
So this year I say fuck them. I'm going hiking.
"You want answers to the multiplex paradox of understanding women? Lets look at the word “understand” or to “stand under”. It’s out of natural order to stand beneath, or “under” a woman. It’s that simple, or do you need more shit dropped on your head? All because you allowed yourself to be manipulated into the wrong position. It’s all about the laws of gravity, position, and shit."