Zelda Is Such A Bitch

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9540]

Remember Zelda games back in the NES era? Well they made a cartoon series back in 1989 along with Super Mario Bros (Zelda aired on Fridays). I will admit to watching this cartoon series lately, because I enjoyed them then and I still do.

I realized what a real bitch Zelda is to Link. She treats him like dirt, blames him for everything when it goes wrong, calls him useless, slaps him around, pushing him aside for an actual white knight (not the MGTOW term). Seriously I don’t know why Link ever puts up with her. She’s so mean and abusive and puts the blame and guilt all over Link.

Down below is a few episodes of this 13 episode Friday special:

Seriously, she is such a bitch to poor Link. He risks his life for her and her Triforce all the time, and she treats him like s~~~ and the best thing he answers to her is “Hey, exuuuuse me Princess!” I swear this bitch of a princess was created by a c~~~y feminist!

This 13 episode Friday series and the Mario Bros cartoon are all on YouTube to watch.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[joetechParticipant]

I think I read somewhere that Zelda actually was created by a bitchy feminist…Anita something, I think.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Jim01Participant 6678]

Talk about a dose of nostalgia! I completely forgot about the Mario cartoons and loved those two dancing guys!

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9540]

Jim01 wrote:

Talk about a dose of nostalgia! I completely forgot about the Mario cartoons and loved those two dancing guys!

You can watch the entire Mario and Friday Zelda episodes on YouTube. That’s where I downloaded the whole series, which I’m currently watching as I speak.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[roninParticipant 341]

I actually say the phrase «excuuuse me princess» when any of my female coworkers tries to blame me for their mistakes. Kek.

We are at the dawn of a New Era. We are the Vanguard.-Greg Honda.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

Jim01 wrote:

Talk about a dose of nostalgia! I completely forgot about the Mario cartoons and loved those two dancing guys!

You can watch the entire Mario and Friday Zelda episodes on YouTube. That’s where I downloaded the whole series, which I’m currently watching as I speak.

I’ll take a look – thanks for letting me know

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

I remember those cartoons as well. Funny to see how slow the action is compared to modern cartoons.

I never liked Zelda though, and that video from Sidecar is awesome

[IRuleMeParticipant]

“Su-pah Ma-ree-oh”

LOL

Zelda: You must help me Link!
Link: For you Zelda, I’ll be your cuck!

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

ronin wrote:

I actually say the phrase «excuuuse me princess» when any of my female coworkers tries to blame me for their mistakes. Kek.

lol based.

[AttonParticipant]

Link should listen to his fairy and bend over to Zelda.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 1]

It’s okay. Link got in the last word.

[TolzParticipant 165]

Atton wrote:

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Link should listen to his fairy and bend over to Zelda.

I would have left her with Ganon.

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