Your top 10 gripes about your so called partner

[mj_guvParticipant 1]

1. Tells me to just stick it in and get it over with.
2. Always needs one point of control. We can have sex but she needs to leave her shirt on.
3. Doesnt let me touch her t~~~, but playing with the pussy is fine.
4. Can’t make a decision for lunch/dinner. Once I pick something then suddenly she has an opinion.
5. It’s ok to spend money on her kids but questions every extra bit I spend on mine.
6. Has secret cash and refuses to disclose how much it is.
7. She orders a s~~~load of online orders but never takes the boxes to the trash. Is it really that hard? Instead she leaves them at the top of the stairs for me to deal with it.
8. Finds every reason imaginable to not cook or grocery shop, unless her kids are coming to visit.
9. When she does ask if she can help me with something and for the rare times I actually say yes I would like her help, she gets mad and tells me I was supposed to say no.
10. She’s a nurse and toward the end of the year it’s hard to get time off cause the hospital is so busy but when her kids ask if we can watch their kids she has no problem taking off in December. I am the low man on the totem pole… always unless she needs my money

The Ché

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22515]

And you are still with her, because…?

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 42]

What “so-called” or “called so” partner?

[ApexScorpionParticipant 602]

Number 1 would be enough for me to ghost her.

Your tolerance for bulls~~~ is way too high.

Are you OK with that?

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

She is going to get pregnant as soon as she smells the MGTOW attitude that you will naturally start manifesting. Get ready

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 5]

The closest thing I have to a partner is my fleshight.
I hate how I either have to hold it, or clamp it down on the desk in front of the PC when I use it.
Because of this I’ve just bought a “Spread Ass Susie”

I think I’ll be able to just lay it on the desk. It’s got two holes too!
Both are supposed to be re-inforced and very tight.

If my relationship with Suzie works out I’ll be melting down my former partner and making Barramundi paddle tail soft plastic lures out of her.
I have the lure molds ready and waiting.

It sounds harsh but lets face it, relationships don’t last forever.
I’ll always treasure the good times we had.

[Anonymous 12]

Single and happily so but gripes about ex partners…

1/ Starts fights about nothing.
2/ Bait and Switch on all matters, especially sex.
3/ Makes me make all the decisions than bitches about my decisions.
4/ Never happy. Even when doing things she chose.
5/ Spends a fortune on stuff than within an hour says “I don’t like any of it”.
6/ Buys expensive furnishings even though she knows cat will shred them.

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

Man i have dumped so many girls for far less than that. These are mostly from my undergrad years.

1) dumped her because she came over and was boring me. I decided to ditch her and go hang out with my brother. She tried to guilt me. Done.
2) started a fight with me because i did not come see her enough for her liking after literally two dates and wanted to meet my family already. Dumped.
3) started a fight with me because i had not introduced her to my mom after she introduced me to hers. Bitch, you live with your mom, i dont. Was also condescending and had over 800 selfies on FB. Dumped.
4) Wanted a relationship and was starting to act crazy towards me after a few weeks, crying and talking about her feelings. STUPID HOT. Hottest girl i ever f~~~ed by far. DUMPED.
5) woke up in bed with her. Never even wanted a relationship, but she talked me into it. She wanted sex, i didnt, but she talked me into it. Refused to finish me after she got hers and made excuses. Dumped.
6) girl i was with for a year and a half. Realized i wanted to be single and didnt want to be with her. She was a really good girl, and i really hurt her. It was very hard…but i dumped her.
7) girl tried to attack me with a hammer. Funny story if you guys ever wanna hear sometime. Removed from my apartment and dumped.
8) dated hammer girl’s roommate a short time later. Most tumultuous relationship i ever had, off and on. Most addictive pussy i ever had. In a way, she made me who i am today. But i finally got sick of her insanity and on again off again bulls~~~. Dumped.
9) dated an ex stripper with a kid against my better judgment. Great sex, but started to feel too risky. Dumped.
10) i saved the best for last. Anyone who knows me knows this story. I was with her for 3.5 years. I loved her. She was my NAWALT unicorn. Met her my second year of pharmacy school, she was the best girl i ever had, stuck with me through the lowest point in my life. I moved to this s~~~hole town to stay as close as i could to her, but it was not good enough for her. I am still stuck in this hell hole. She did nothing but cry and bitch. She also didnt like all my guns, and did not like when i explained to her how i would use them with a peeping tom who was peeping in her window if i ever caught him. One of the hardest things i ever had to do…i dumped her.

Remind us again why you have not dumped this bitch?

I think i know why. You are a slave to her pussy. Even though she is the embodiment of all the female evil we talk about on this site. Go ahead and stay with her if you want, you’re making a huge mistake though, and a very stupid one. Do not expect to find sympathy on this site when you complain about her.

Be a man, and do what you need to do. Dump that bitch. Or, stop complaining about it. That’s the s~~~ women do.

[Old RottweilerParticipant 1520]

Partner? They are spoiled children in women’s bodies. I have never had one even close to being an equal partner.

Only 10? The list is endless.

[CrowbarParticipant 192]

I’m tired and cranky now, so not sure I’ll get in ten, but here’s some:

1. Burping loudly in front of our five-year old kids is not cute. She did this tonight and made a big joke about it. You’re 50 years old, not 12.

2. Cussing around the kids – I know that you’re mad and immature, but hold off on the f-bombs and s-bombs around the kids.

3. Driving – I know that you feel that you’re the only one in the world who knows how to drive, and every other driver in the world is a giant d-bag, but you don’t need to let me know that every time we go somewhere. Also, just because the car in front of you is making a left turn doesn’t make them a d-bag. Are you a d-bag if you make a left turn? Related to this, you’re not going to teach our kids how to be an “offensive driver”. Lastly, my parking one spot over from the one that you want is not a legitimate reason to blow your top.

4. Lazy – I know that you’re tired, but on a nice 75 degree day, you don’t need to be sitting on the couch with your phone in your hand playing games while the kids are on the iPad. Take them outside – I know that’s a lot to ask, but try it once.

5. Sex – glad to find out that you’re really asexual. Guess all the sex that we had before we got married was just for show.

6. Money – just because the funds go into our account doesn’t mean that they need to be spent right away. Also, that’s not a money tree in our yard.

That’s all for now except to say that I’m a lot happier when she’s not around. If it wasn’t for those two little goobers I’m responsible for, I’d get out, but I don’t trust her not to do stupid stuff around them (like saying Daddy’s a d-bag and a-hole, but don’t tell him I said that).

[Space CowboyParticipant 1466]

1: Buys things and doesn’t use them.

2: No more sex!.

3: “I wish you’d tell me I look good and hug me.”
“And how about doing that for me?”
“I’m not like that, why are you acting needy?”

4: Gets a job, does it for a week and then complains about something trivial until she finally quits or gets another job. Repeat.

5: Complains about being fat, doesn’t do anything about it. Comfort eats.

6: Wants to do something on day off, doesn’t know what she wants to do. Moans about not doing anything.

If it doesn’t sound fun or bearable, it wasn’t.

"Have you ever thought about any real freedoms? Freedom from the opinions of others...even from the opinions of yourself?"

[ghostParticipant]

Marriage or any kind of partnership with a woman in modern times is not worth it. You will be cheated on and then get sent to jail. Believe me.

[CrowbarParticipant 192]

Space Cowboy wrote:

1: Buys things and doesn’t use them.

2: No more sex!.

3: “I wish you’d tell me I look good and hug me.”
“And how about doing that for me?”
“I’m not like that, why are you acting needy?”

4: Gets a job, does it for a week and then complains about something trivial until she finally quits or gets another job. Repeat.

5: Complains about being fat, doesn’t do anything about it. Comfort eats.

6: Wants to do something on day off, doesn’t know what she wants to do. Moans about not doing anything.

If it doesn’t sound fun or bearable, it wasn’t.

1,2,5,& 6 are spot on for me as well.

She complains that she’s fat, says she’s going to watch what she eats, then eats a chocolate bar “I need some chocolate”. Exercise? Nope, she’s too tired and needs to rest on the couch.

[fixthem_flythemParticipant 89]

1: Doesn’t listen to my problems when I want to talk. Makes them all about her and her own self-preservation.
2: Isn’t good in a pinch.
3: Lives a double standard. It’s ok when her life has problems and expects me to support her, but when I have problems, I’m a liability.
4: Is 36 and still has her parents make some decisions for her.
5-10…see 1-4

If it floats, flies, or fucks, it is cheaper to rent....

[CrowbarParticipant 192]

Forgot a big one. Have a friend who I do business with (we’re in somewhat similar lines of work, so we refer clients to each other). Been a very beneficial relationship both ways, and we get along good.

My wife, who comes from a working class family, can’t stand his wife (and to be fair, I don’t like his wife either – she wants everyone to know that they have money and has the attitude to match). The problem is that my wife feels the need to tell everyone that she doesn’t like his wife, including telling teenage kids who go to school with their kids. I’ve told her to watch who she says this stuff to (I don’t mind if it’s other adults, as many of the people we know don’t like his wife either), and the reply is something along the lines of “I don’t care” and “So you’re siding with her over me?” Um, no – I just don’t want to jeopardize a beneficial friendship and business relationship just because you feel the need to act like a middle-schooler and broadcast to anyone and everyone how you don’t like her.

Every day I think to myself “What in the hell was I thinking when I married her?”. Can’t even say that I’m staying for the sex, as that dried up long ago.

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