Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory

[MACHOParticipant]

Favorite Conspiracy Theory

In most cases, witnesses are unreliable, and the stories are too complicated to be true.

I am of the view that incompetence, random error and sheer complexity explain most of the mistakes and strange events in our world, and that we shouldn’t readily jump to conspiracy theories. I’m pretty sure Neil Armstrong did walk on the moon, and still inclined to think (although not certain) that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, there is no Bigfoot and aliens have not recently visited humans on Earth.

This exercise is not merely to pile up arguments for what you believe, but also to consider how and where you might be wrong. I recently raised this question with a few friends: Which is the most underrated conspiracy theory? Even if you think conspiracy hypotheses are all likely to be false, which one is most plausible — at least relative to the probabilities assigned by the intellectual and media mainstream…..

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Anonymous 18]

One small step for man, one giant step for video editing.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Mine is the universal theory of life that includes all theories less Pastafarianism.

God created aliens (creationism)
Aliens f~~~ed monkeys (panspermia)
Monkey evolved (darwinism)

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

That water wraps around a big blue ball made from CGI and is held in place by a magical force called gravity.

Peace brothers

[TheSpiceParticipant 2644]

Probably 9/11 inside job stuff. I never felt like I heard a good reason for the collapse of all the buildings. Ever watch a video on failed demolitions? Buildings don’t like to collapse, even with explosives.

"I've been thinking about what it would be like if we got back together."
"You know it's too late for that."

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

The KM is secretly an alien from the constellation of Orion and is plotting to take over the world so he can have all the pussy to himself.

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

Was Valiant Thor an alien?

What was the Nazi Bell?

What is at the bottom of the Money Pit on Oak Island?

Back off Barbie!

[MACHOParticipant]

If KM isn’t really Missing in action, that ought to bring him right back ! 😜

PistolPete wrote:

The KM is secretly an alien from the constellation of Orion and is plotting to take over the world so he can have all the pussy to himself.

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[bladeParticipant]

ME

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 54]

Billy Shears.

[Anonymous 14]

Trump orders CIA to release JFK assaination files

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

9/11

-third building collapses not struck by plane
-third building collapses horizontally & free fall = impossible if one side more damaged
-PRISTINE terrorist passport found on sidewalk is only trace of all 19 hijackers
-no plane found at Pennsylvania crash site despite titanium engine melts @ 2600F (far above jet fuel burn temp)
-no plane found at Pentagon crash site despite titanium engine melts @2600F (far above jet fuel burn temp)
-no video surveillance of most heavily guarded building in the world (Pentagon)?
-numerous named terrorists found alive and well back in Saudi Arabia after attack

[Anonymous 42]

The disappearance of Keymaster…

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Its still the effin theory of alien anal probing…

Why oh why would and advanced intelligent life come to our planet to probe the ass?

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Anonymous 0]

Hang on my tinfoil hat has come loose and Ive lost connection to the mothership…what ever the CIA beams to the fillings in my teeth.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

That a significant number of women wish to practice eugenics and reduce the population of men to 10% of the population and those would serve the world machinery and technology…and cum and jokes.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

…”In most cases, witnesses are unreliable, and the stories are too complicated to be true.“…

What’s you’re favorite conspiracy theory?

That this thread is serious.

Resident cynic.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Anonymous wrote:

The disappearance of Keymaster…

Type II diabetes. It’s the solution to every problem.

Resident cynic.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

blade wrote:

ME

^ That English is your first, f~~~ing language.

LOFL =D

You keep p~~~ing away an excuse that your from OZ or some s~~~. But some other guy said he’s Ozzie and said – “Even I don’t know wtf he’s On about!”

LOL =D

Resident cynic.

[TwistParticipant]

The anal lice infestation. #1 conspiracy is keeping this quiet.

Anyone itchy?

Anyone look lately?

When did I eat corn?

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