"You Sounded Like My Ex-Wife…"

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    CPT Obvious
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    Joe decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,
    he was packing his truck for an upcoming hunt.

    His wife was standing there in the driveway watching him. After along period of silence she
    finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit
    hunting, shooting and fishing.  You should sell your guns and truck, and buy a mini-van.”

    Joe gets this sour look on his face.

    She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

    “Just now you sounded like my ex-wife.”

    “Ex wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

    “I wasn’t.”

    "You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."
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    Anonymous
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    Perfect answer!  LOL…..

    #20624
    RoyDal
    RoyDal
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    LOL!!!!

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

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