“You should meet my friend…”

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

Had one of these come up last week. “You should meet my friend. She just dumped her last boyfriend. She’s really cool. She’s a good cook and will always have dinner made. She does have an 11 year old, but she’s a great kid.”

That’s the pitch I got. Yeah, I’ll get the tractor and trailer hooked up and get right over there. Just when I thought I’d never realize my life dream of finding a 30+ year old teen mom with a bored out wizard sleeve snatch, kid, and $50k in credit card debt, and no job, “opportunity knocks.”

[Anonymous 0]

Hey Wacker,
You don’t have sugar coat for the bros around here. Lol

[RhettParticipant 637]

Single guys come home, look at what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married guys come home, look at what’s in bed, and go to the fridge.......But the best representative of MGTOW is…………… an empty chair,.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

This is one area where the mafia got it exactly right. You vouch for a friend of yours who turns out to be a snitch or no good and you both get whacked. Women vouching for their friends but what do they risk if things go bad? Nothing. So their vouch means absolutely nothing.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

WhackerGuy2030 wrote:

Had one of these come up last week. “You should meet my friend. She just dumped her last boyfriend. She’s really cool. She’s a good cook and will always have dinner made. She does have an 11 year old, but she’s a great kid.”

That’s the pitch I got. Yeah, I’ll get the tractor and trailer hooked up and get right over there. Just when I thought I’d never realize my life dream of finding a 30+ year old teen mom with a bored out wizard sleeve snatch, kid, and $50k in credit card debt, and no job, “opportunity knocks.”

……………And now you know why Ninjas carry smoke bombs.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[AttonParticipant]

Don’t touch her with a 10 foot pole.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

My term of choice is diving out a window or moving car.

I chuckle at the notion she’s a good cook and has a good personality. I’m a fantastic cook myself, and do a really good job with a sock. What else she got?

[QcummerParticipant 652]

uchibenkei wrote:

This is one area where the mafia got it exactly right. You vouch for a friend of yours who turns out to be a snitch or no good and you both get whacked. Women vouching for their friends but what do they risk if things go bad? Nothing. So their vouch means absolutely nothing.

that’s a great comparison.
it also rings true for any darn group where accountability and trust is valued….which I think is essential for any human relations and progress..but what do I know…

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

At this point let me try to coin another term here in my own dark humor type fashion: “the shark sisterhood”

I mean sharks are supposed to be very smart creatures with quite a few rows of spare teeth, right..?

Hence this illustration should help:

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[experiencedParticipant]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wizard+Sleeve

“Oh now that’s just……….. accurate”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[RoyDalParticipant]

I never heard of “wizard sleeve” either. I did date a single mom once. It didn’t turn out well; none of my relations~~~s did come to think on it.

A single mom with a preteen boy underfoot? What an enticing lure! How much better it would be to spend money and time on her than someone fifteen years younger. Well of course it wouldn’t.

Taking the red pill set me free from all that.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[KeithParticipant 482]

I get the “I have someone you should meet” line 2 or 3 times a month, from women, never from guys.

This is an over 50 thing. Older women look at me and think “hmm, he has a house, a car, a dental plan, a pension, is well educated and has a good job. THAT’LL NEVER DO! He needs a wife to relieve him of his assets and happiness”.

No thanks, I’m good.

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a man who never found a wife and he lived happily ever after. The End.

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

Keith wrote:

I get the “I have someone you should meet” line 2 or 3 times a month, from women, never from guys.

This is an over 50 thing. Older women look at me and think “hmm, he has a house, a car, a dental plan, a pension, is well educated and has a good job. THAT’LL NEVER DO! He needs a wife to relieve him of his assets and happiness”.

No thanks, I’m good.

I completely believe that. They are mystified when they see all that and think, “You really don’t have anyone that controls you?” This just will not do.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

“Can she do a deep throat? If so – have her send me nudes”
that’s how I respond

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

A good cook with a great personality. I’m sure there are several professional chef’s out there that fit that bill but somehow I think this one just may work at McDonald’s.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Keith wrote:

I get the “I have someone you should meet” line 2 or 3 times a month, from women, never from guys.

This is an over 50 thing. Older women look at me and think “hmm, he has a house, a car, a dental plan, a pension, is well educated and has a good job. THAT’LL NEVER DO! He needs a wife to relieve him of his assets and happiness”.

No thanks, I’m good.

Hahaha…that’s how it works!

Whenever a woman tries to set you up…its ALWAYS to the benefit of her female friend. Its just funny they never say…you have a house, a nice car, a good job…so does my friend, want to meet her?! Its always hey, that guy is set up decently, maybe he can help a train wreck!

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

I rather have a catheter size of a garden hose, then go out with a c~~~ like that. People always try hook me up with single mommies, what do I look like a simp to you? It’s like, f~~~ off.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

When I’m not in the mood to nicely dissuade someone from that idea, I just simply say, “Ain’t my job to save her.” Then I walk away.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

WhackerGuy2030 wrote:

When I’m not in the mood to nicely dissuade someone from that idea, I just simply say, “Ain’t my job to save her.” Then I walk away.

– Do I look like a captain?
– What captain?
– Captain Savajo – you know the famous captain?
– Never heard of him
– look him up on urban dictionary

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Russky wrote:

– Do I look like a captain?
– What captain?
– Captain Savajo – you know the famous captain?
– Never heard of him
– look him up on urban dictionary

Is he the arch rival of the great native american chief, chief Smakaho?

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