You Need A Girlfriend… -_-

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

I need a GF alright. Like I need an additional hole in my head.

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

My response is I already own sheep.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 3]

[HermitParticipant 1121]

You need a girlfriend.

Why? If I look too happy I’ll try not when you’re around.

I don't hate women. I just feel better when they're not around.

[MaddladParticipant 765]

You could say “I need a girlfriend like a fish needs a bicycle”.. 😉

I just say I cant afford one..

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

: “You need a girlfriend.”
: “Wouldn’t that make my regular hook ups jealous?”

[KeymasterKeymaster]

RedPillNexus wrote:

You Need A Girlfriend

“A “girlfriend” is just some silly chick who expects an UNMARRIED man to behave like a husband, not bang other chicks and pay for everything. What idiot would ever sign up for that?”

That’s my stock response.

Partially, inspired by….

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I also use this one . . . depending on context / who’s asking.

“Do you have a girlfriend?”

“Mmmmm NO . . . but I DO know a couple of women who would be very upset if they heard me say that.”

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It’s triggering to the type who thinks you should have “a” ( one ) girlfriend. But you can remind her no man needs “a” ( one ) girlfriend….. when an unmarried man can have as many as he wants.

She’s desperately trying to shame you for having NO girlfriend, so you give her the reverse and let her think you have 3.

I never give a woman a direct answer to a question – unless it is “no”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MACHOParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

I never give a woman a direct answer to a question – unless it is “no”.

That’s been my strategy for years now! Women, especially newly met women are Not to be trusted! always keep your guards up in the presence of a newly met female. It saved my *** so many times.

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

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