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That’s when I actually left and tried to escape
You need a faster getaway vehicle if you are going to stick your dick in crazy. Elon Musk is rumored to be working on something suitable…
I can’t wait…
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You need a faster getaway vehicle if you are going to stick your dick in crazy. Elon Musk is rumored to be working on something suitable…
If women can have that special phone number / codeword for when a date is going badly, surely men can have in-case-of-bad-date jetpacks.
That would really give new meaning to “pop smoke and ghost”.
You need a faster getaway vehicle if you are going to stick your dick in crazy. Elon Musk is rumored to be working on something suitable…
If women can have that special phone number / codeword for when a date is going badly, surely men can have in-case-of-bad-date jetpacks.
That would really give new meaning to “pop smoke and ghost”.One of the nights, we both slept in her tent. Throughout the day she got really moody, depressed and suicidal. Tears were raining down her face, and me trying to be this napkin/tampon for her emotional disaster. She threatened to punch me in the face saying how I deserve it, I tried to get out of the tent but she grabbed me and a zipper and shoved me away from it. While all at the same time PUNCHING herself!!! I tried to yell STOP DOING THAT!!! To no avail. I was actually SCARED for myself and I knew she had a knife and implied that she could kill someone at a moment like that….
Let this story be a CONFIRMATION and a WARNING to anyone of the blue pilled nice guys/cucks who think that they found a unicorn. It’s not a unicorn. It’s a mask under the demon’s disguise. I now fear for my own safety, sanity and possibly even being accused of rape because she brought up numerous times how I tried to f~~~ her. But when i bring up the fact that she was asking to grab her ass, and masturbate her pussy, I’m automatically a pig etc etc. Unicorns exist ONLY in fairy tales. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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While all at the same time PUNCHING herself!
And then she makes the ONE PHONE CALL.
The cops look at the bruises and you are looking at 10 years for attempted rape and even, if she really feels that she needs that extra bit of attention – attempted murder.
While all at the same time PUNCHING herself!
And then she makes the ONE PHONE CALL.
The cops look at the bruises and you are looking at 10 years for attempted rape and even, if she really feels that she needs that extra bit of attention – attempted murder.How do I make sure that doesn’t happen????????????
MGTOW AKBAR
How do I make sure that doesn’t happen????????????
Monk mode – it’s the only way.
Even hiring pussy is dangerous – disease is inevitable at some point, and the risk of the ONE PHONE CALL is always there – even for what should be a straightforward commercial transaction.
How do I make sure that doesn’t happen????????????
Monk mode – it’s the only way.
Even hiring pussy is dangerous – disease is inevitable at some point, and the risk of the ONE PHONE CALL is always there – even for what should be a straightforward commercial transaction.\
Ok, but what to do if the accusation does happen? I take it, I will need to spend significant amount of money on a lawyer? The good thing she did mention is her history of mental issues, and that is documented by medical staff. She is also known to confront people and nurses at hospitals apparently and allegedly. Not that I see that would help in any way though…
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You need a faster getaway vehicle if you are going to stick your dick in crazy. Elon Musk is rumored to be working on something suitable…
If women can have that special phone number / codeword for when a date is going badly, surely men can have in-case-of-bad-date jetpacks.That would really give new meaning to “pop smoke and ghost”.
One of the nights, we both slept in her tent. Throughout the day she got really moody, depressed and suicidal. Tears were raining down her face, and me trying to be this napkin/tampon for her emotional disaster. She threatened to punch me in the face saying how I deserve it, I tried to get out of the tent but she grabbed me and a zipper and shoved me away from it. While all at the same time PUNCHING herself!!! I tried to yell STOP DOING THAT!!! To no avail. I was actually SCARED for myself and I knew she had a knife and implied that she could kill someone at a moment like that….
Let this story be a CONFIRMATION and a WARNING to anyone of the blue pilled nice guys/cucks who think that they found a unicorn. It’s not a unicorn. It’s a mask under the demon’s disguise. I now fear for my own safety, sanity and possibly even being accused of rape because she brought up numerous times how I tried to f~~~ her. But when i bring up the fact that she was asking to grab her ass, and masturbate her pussy, I’m automatically a pig etc etc. Unicorns exist ONLY in fairy tales. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.You must be exaggerating. I’m sure she’s a very nice even tempered intelligent gal. You should ask her to marry you.
Every damn woman is just as insane as this one. No matter what they look like, no matter their age, no matter how sweet and nice they seem to be at first………every damn woman is just as insane as this one. Many of them can keep the monster inside, but it’s still in there and can come out unexpectedly at any time. AWALT! A-FUKKING-WALT! ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT!
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
Well, better to know now than later. Do not contact her. Avoid her.
You need a faster getaway vehicle if you are going to stick your dick in crazy. Elon Musk is rumored to be working on something suitable…
If women can have that special phone number / codeword for when a date is going badly, surely men can have in-case-of-bad-date jetpacks.That would really give new meaning to “pop smoke and ghost”.
One of the nights, we both slept in her tent. Throughout the day she got really moody, depressed and suicidal. Tears were raining down her face, and me trying to be this napkin/tampon for her emotional disaster. She threatened to punch me in the face saying how I deserve it, I tried to get out of the tent but she grabbed me and a zipper and shoved me away from it. While all at the same time PUNCHING herself!!! I tried to yell STOP DOING THAT!!! To no avail. I was actually SCARED for myself and I knew she had a knife and implied that she could kill someone at a moment like that….Let this story be a CONFIRMATION and a WARNING to anyone of the blue pilled nice guys/cucks who think that they found a unicorn. It’s not a unicorn. It’s a mask under the demon’s disguise. I now fear for my own safety, sanity and possibly even being accused of rape because she brought up numerous times how I tried to f~~~ her. But when i bring up the fact that she was asking to grab her ass, and masturbate her pussy, I’m automatically a pig etc etc. Unicorns exist ONLY in fairy tales. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
You must be exaggerating. I’m sure she’s a very nice even tempered intelligent gal. You should ask her to marry you.
Every damn woman is just as insane as this one. No matter what they look like, no matter their age, no matter how sweet and nice they seem to be at first………every damn woman is just as insane as this one. Many of them can keep the monster inside, but it’s still in there and can come out unexpectedly at any time. AWALT! A-FUKKING-WALT! ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT!She even constantly mentioned about moving in together. I told her I’m down for it, since I need a roommate anyway….
Ohh and she knew I knew about MGTOW without me telling her. How da fak????Well, better to know now than later. Do not contact her. Avoid her.
Amen to that. FAKEN AMEN.
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To be honest, I’m actually grateful to her that she showed her true colours early on. Otherwise she would eat me alive later on, and consume me entirely. I was going to introduce her to my mother, and friends too.
I do feel sorry for her because of her past, her being raised in abusive and physically violent environment. She was homeless, and I felt real bad for that. But I cannot possibly be responsible for that, and I cannot allow her to treat me with disrespect and lash out at any given moment. No way….f~~~ that. Because I know that even without these issues she’d treat me the same.
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I tell you man. I used to think getting laid was the hardest thing in the world. I was really down about it. I still dont do it but let me tell you, there has been a 180 degree change that Im noticing now that Im 33+ in age and semi-athletic… Im observing other men and women and Im seeing a lot of horny lil HOES all over the place. THese HOES have no shame, they are out for some johnsons and dont mind sleeping over at your house, keeping you up at night, and all sorts of HOE tactics. Lil SLUTS are all over the place. YOUNG HOES TOO! I cant freaking bleieve it. LIL SKANKS racking up CAWK COUNT like Las Vegas call girls. damn litlle TRICKS, all of them. Act according to MONK PROTOCOL. LIBERTY AND SOVEREIGNTY above all else.
Awakened is right when he calls ’em LIL HOES… that is precisely what they are, loose front holes, wiped on make-up and a slutty skirt, out for some d1ckin’ SHAMELESS LIL TUNA, prolly crawlin with critters in their coochies too.
as stated, MONK PROTOCOL, man out, ghost
like Sidecar or Sky O said, both are great:
pop smoke and fvcking ghost! When you see the Iceberg, peel off into a liferaft. You dont go below decks to give the Titanic another chance!
<- That was especially memorable.
You know, going to jail seem to be needed for some people. If you REALLY want a Pussy that is on our level, JAIL BITCHES ARE IT! You got to get a woman with a Felony. That way she will never call the police. Make sure she has a warrant or two.
I’m not going to lie to you. I had sex in the first 6 hours of every date I think I ever had. So What the hell is your problem? Dude, I never even did the Bill Cosby Shuffle. But Jello SHots? F~~~ that. I ride high. Nothing but the BEST! Reused Bottles of $300 WIne! LOL. (No I am not admitting to this. This is a joke,….Reallly!)
I hate to tell you this man, but SHE lived in a TENT.. A TENT BRO. She is a PIPE EX PANDER- – – to pay rent. 🙂
YOU know where you REALLY F~~~ED UP? YOU were NOT HONEST. You wanted to f~~~. SO DID SHE.
You know where you REALLY REALLY F~~~ED UP? You told her the TRUTH. You were having hard times. Bro, Women don’t want to hear that s~~~. They want you to be the Drug dealing, Bad Boy.
Ask yourself, WOULD you WANT to F~~~ YOU? NO? Then be the Dude that Would. 🙂 Here is a GOOD tip. If GAY men hit on you, then you might be in a good spot. If GAY dudes don’t hit on you. F~~~ bro. GIVE UP! LOL.
Brothers here me out. When was the last time you did not meet a woman, gave her the look and said. “Say whatever you want, lets get s~~~ faced and f~~~ed!”
Look dude, you know why my ex HATES my guts? Bitches F~~~ ME FOR FREE! LOL! They come to ME and what is my response? I don’t know, I don’t try. Instincts USE TO take over.
I don’t pretend. I’m a Natural C~~~ Master Class Sargent POOTANG! I just don’t care. And that’s why my life was so great for a while. BEFORE i FELL hard on a girl.But you know what I learned? YOU ARE NOT THINKING WITH YOUR DICK. You were thinking about a ROOMMATE. A Companion. Trust me, you would have been b~~~~ deep in her tent if you just picked up some BOOZE and got drunk watched a movie and FOOOKED!
If you have trouble with HOMELESS CHICKS? GOD SAKES MAN! Did you even get TIT PICKS? POST THEM F~~~ERS! If not.. Imickey IS SAD. NO BOOBIES!
Bro, I have no shaved in 83 days. I look like A Hiri Krishna ! Gray hair and all. STILL don’t GIVE A FRAACK!
Bro, you are WAY to Insecure to chase pussy. And lets face it, you got s~~~ YOU got to work on first before you get your MOJO BACK!.
Dude, DO you KNOW how BAD women want to F~~~ NEW STRANGE? They don’t give a f~~~ anymore. All the STD’s have Drugs these days. Everyone has Herpes (so they think!) etc.
Look man, your story went to hell when you said WALL MART! THat’s all I can say. 🙂
Dude, LAST night a woman came to me SOAKED WET. NO BRA, it would have been 10 min to have her lips on my dick. Drop her a 20 spot and run along, see you soon for the next one. I will pay you in food stamps I don’t have LOL!
I don’t feel bad for ANY WOMEN now. NONE. They got what they wanted and enjoy their lives. Leave them be. The got houses for all of them. They just won’t get clean.
MY EX F~~~ED for PILLS BRO. Think about that.. Just be Honest. She is on drugs, you did not have any, then she was like, How can I get DRUGS. Thats what that dude was doing.
Don’t feel bad. Till I went to Cuckistan, and Jail, I did not know. It’s okay.
Just REPEAT AFTER ME. MY DICK IS IN NEED OF MOISTURIZING! I NEED AN OIL CHANGE!
About a Year ago I said Homeless men get more pussy then most men do. ITS TRUE BRO! Even Drug Whores will put money on your books to make sure they get their fix from you latter. Like it or not, you got to throw that nice guy in you away. ALL OF IT. F~~~ IT! F~~~ it all man!
WOmen have BODIES MAN. They want to be touched by men who appreciate them. You think I don’t (when I’m not in THIS ZIPCODE or STATE) simply say Whatever? I did I think 3 times in California. Was I looking for it. NOPE. I said I wanted a Place to stay that was closer then my home. I said I’m Hngry lets go. On me. YOu better like good food. her Mouth was Gobling my dick, and I said Nope. I’m GOod. LOL..
Bro, Try the McDonalds App. I f~~~ing LOVE IT! You dont even need a phone. Find a Bitch that looks lonely, BAMN!
In your case, TRY OLD FOLKS HOMES. Places where chicks are trying to get over their addictions. PUSSY RAINS FROM THE SKY. SO do STD’s what Whatever. You only live once right? RIGHT??? Your not Hindu so it don’t Matter. GOD FORGIVES YOU!
Now BRO, I suggest you try METH! DO IT BRO! ITS AMAZING I HEARD! Just tell bitches you want to Netflix and chill at your local 7 eleven. (LOLZ)
Just think of women just like women think of you. pUBLIC TOILETS! Relive yourself and move on bro. T Hat’s it. that is the game .
You NEED BLACK PEOPLE BRO TO SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE! Not some Weird Oreo kind. STRAIGHT UP DANK BROTHERS! THey will show you how to Run that train on BIG MOMA!
After Hearing what Deaf women sound like when A budy in jail told me how she articluated “OOOhhCOdddddyy WWOOONNG WWHHOOOOOOLE.. WRRROOONG WHOOOOOLE ” LOL..
BRO. YOU ARE THE PIE FOOOKER American Pie was your MOVIE BRO… STUDY!
In all Seriousness, Get a car, take a road trip. And .. If you have trouble, just ask a Local Cop where all the crack whores are at. If they ask why, just say this Angry guy told you that WOmen suck dick for CHeesburgers. And you just bought a GRILL and want to help feed the Hungry!
Really man, the whole world is on some kind of drugs. Just Enjoy this wonderful decline. If you meet a girl that can suck a Ping Pong Ball out of a glass bottle, SHE IS A KEEPER FOR THE NIGHT!
Next time, Try f~~~ing chicks from the dollar tree. 🙂 Most are Felons anyway or Prostitutes. Don’t have Home Depot sex. Have Dollar General 2FOR1DAYS!
And Seriously, lets see her T~~~! Did she have BIG ONES? Me and BLADE are standing by to be your Online Eskimo Brothers!
If nothing works out? Try Crashing Weddings.
You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home
This is for YOU BRO!
You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home
Ok, but what to do if the accusation does happen? I take it, I will need to spend significant amount of money on a lawyer?
All it takes is a simple unsubstantiated accusation and you lose a ton of money. Hell, why even talk to these creatures if you don’t have to? I don’t even talk to my mother anymore because she believes all women.
Ask yourself, WOULD you WANT to F~~~ YOU? NO? Then be the Dude that Would. 🙂 Here is a GOOD tip. If GAY men hit on you, then you might be in a good spot. If GAY dudes don’t hit on you. F~~~ bro. GIVE UP! LOL.
legit
If nothing works out? Try Crashing Weddings.
That is so true.
Don’t forget the fake Rolex.
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