You got two fingers?

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

One day (I was drinking all day and night) this Woman who I met at some convention (I thought she was cool at the time) was telling me all her sex stories and guys she’s been with. I got that “!” over my head as I knew what she was doing, so I confronted her. I asked her straight up if she wanted to f~~~ me and she got all shy and said yes. She then started getting turned on (noticed by body language) and she said she was soooooo wet for me. I responded by chuckling “You got two fingers” She replied “yes” I said “well use them” and went to get more liquor and kicked her out. To this day I still get texts from her telling me more guy stories and sex. I even told her I didn’t want to hear it, but the conversations keep reverting to that. She s a psycho.

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[experiencedParticipant]

Rejection manifests women’s latent insanity.
They are all latently insane… lately.

I take that back, ‘the vapors’ were known to do the same.
It’s an old term for women’s odors.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22641]

Kaido wrote:

To this day I still get texts from her telling me more guy stories and sex. I even told her I didn’t want to hear it, but the conversations keep reverting to that.

If you want you could sue her for sexual harassment, for continuing to send you those texts even after you requested she stop doing so.

Kaido wrote:

She s a psycho.

Yes. But, she is a psycho you refused to f~~~. Put that in the “win” column for yourself.

If this psycho put this much effort into someone whom did not f~~~ her. Ask yourself how much suffering she put through those that did f~~~ her.

[ArturParticipant 71]

Somewhere in these forums I read a very nice and versatile line, which can be broken down into two components: tell a girl to (1) buy a cucumber; and (2) go f~~~ herself. The emphasis is on the f~~~, of course. So, in your case this could go like this: (1) the girl’s hitting on you; (2) you ask her straight up if she’s looking for some action; (3) she says “yes”; (4) then you say “then buy a cucumber and go f~~~ yourself”; (5) leave to get some more liquor; (6) have some more liquor and chill. It’s unlikely that she will ever speak to you again. Problem solved.

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