You don't remember me?

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

I was in Lowe’s the other night to get another shelving unit for the garage.

As I was making my way to the front of the store, I passed a woman, she turned around and said “You don’t remember me?”

I turned around, and replied “Nope.”

She said (with attitude) “Yes you do, you have to remember me.”

I asked “Did we f~~~?”, her jaw dropped and she replied “No!”

I said “Why would I remember a woman I didn’t have sex with?”, and walked away.

 

[KeymasterKeymaster]

God DAMN. That’s f~~~ing excellent. CANT WAIT to use it. Having a “reunion” (not school – another kind) in which I be forced to interact with bitches I don’t want to see. I was DREADING it but now I’m f~~~ing looking forward to it.

THANK YOU.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

I had a chick do the same thing, except I did f~~~ her, but I couldn’t remember her name, I didn’t even remember f~~~ing her until she reminded when and where, she was good about it, I was just being truthful…

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

This may very well be what I have to do if “Plan A” that I talked about last night doesn’t go through.  That’s fraggin’ genius.

[Anonymous 14]

Somewhat like..

[ZeroParticipant 38]

Even though most of those text conversations are fake, I like to imagine this one is real.

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