You can't get laid

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

“You can’t get laid”

Me: Are you projecting? That’s adorable!

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

Can’t get laid? When you consider that the majority of the available dating pool looks like this…

…why would any man WANT to?

[Anonymous 42]

ahhhhhh! My eyes are on fire! ahhhhhhh!

[Anonymous 5]

It’s endless I tell you.

[AFTParticipant 2722]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

“You can’t get laid”

With YOU,

NO THANK YOU

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Wow, looks like she already ate them all….

[ScandinavianParticipant 590]

Wow, if this is true for all MGTOW then I must be a medicine miracle getting STDs without sex! I hereby require to be implemented in Guiness book of world records!

On a more serious note; it may be a combo of age and red pill, but I simply cannot find sex entertaining anymore. I spent the night with a woman a few months ago, and I must say the part we went to the pub was more fun than the sex, that was also the minute I decided to just go monk. Why waste precious time on sex that can be spent camping, barbecuing or playing Fallout 4 instead?

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

“Cant get laid” is the equivalent of calling a woman a whore.

Some responses i can think of are :

Look down at the ground sadly and say ” I wish i could be a virgin again”

“That means i will never get an STD”

Wink smile and say “Every woman has her price’

Smile and say ” Better to be a virgin than a slut.”

Smile fan your hand in front of your nose and say “Do us all a favor and douche today”

Give her a confused look and say “Why should i care??”
Or

“So its true what they say All you women are good for is sex ”

Then shake your head ,shrug your shoulders and walk away

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[GreekDragoonParticipant 460]

I have found that the Greek females don’t use this phrase at all; must be because every Greek man with an internet knows of this site:

http://www.bourdela.com/

The ones who tried it must have been shot down by a variant of this exchange:

Obnoxious Female: “You can’t get laid.”
Average Man: Gets out the phone, gets into the site and looks something up before replying “The closest brothel is 10 minutes that way, can you wait 30 to 45 minutes for me to bring the receipt back?”

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Pussy is over priced and over rated.
It leaks,it stinks and spreads diseases.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[AscendedParticipant 698]

TheWalker wrote:

‘You can’t get laid’ . When your enemy begins to use insults you know they’re starting to lose the argument.

And you know it’s so true 🙂

"We are free to follow our own path. There are those who will take that freedom from us, and too many of you gladly give it. But it is our ability to choose – whatever you think is true – that makes us human. There is no book or teacher to give you the answers, to show you the path. Choose your own way! Do not follow me, or anyone else."

[QuellParticipant 2538]

Getting laid isn’t too hard these days as others have mentioned with app dating. You go on a ton of dates and refine how to push the right buttons with a woman. Now getting a quality woman…. that’s hard. Many dudes who can’t get laid simply don’t want to have sex with a beached whale or single mom. The decent ones take a lot of skill and time. And in the end is it really worth it? Why bother when you can spend your time doing other things that will make you happier.

[TheroniusParticipant 975]

You can ask her friend if she’s her daughter. That will p~~~ her off totally, and probably destroy their friendship in the bargain! It will also put her friend (secretly, of course) solidly on your side.
But really, yeah, why even talk to them? It’s easy to say “excuse me” and walk away in most cases. Not worth the stress. Arguing with women is rarely fun, always stressful, and never worth the time. Make sure the people around see that you politely excused yourself in case the women get mad.

"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

AFT wrote:

Silverstone II wrote:

“You can’t get laid”

With YOU,

NO THANK YOU

You know what many men can cook better than a woman these days. I would never let a woman in my generation to cook for me. They can’t f~~~’in cook and I’m being serious, these fat slobs probably eat tv dinners most of the time.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[CodeBleuParticipant 161]

AFT wrote:

Silverstone II wrote:

“You can’t get laid”

With YOU,

NO THANK YOU

This slob likes food so much she has an ice cream cone tat on her right shoulder.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

hmskl’d wrote:

The freedom of going my own way is like “seeing the promised land”

Annnnd…. bring a whole new meaning to “Land of the Lost”. I LOVED that show as a kid. This place is very much like the adult version if I may say so myself.

Anonymous wrote:

So, they very cunningly get guys to try a bit harder to get laid.

Spell check my friend. You meant c~~~ingly. You’re welcome. 🙂

Keymaster wrote:

“Hello is this Whores-R-Us? Yes I would like a very cute 19 year old Asian hottie combo #3 with a perfect ass who will whine and cry when I f~~~ her to be at my place at 11PM tonight. Thank you very much. ”

Getting laid is not a challenge.
Finding a woman worth your time, attention and whatever else she expects….. now THAT’s a challenge.

And that brings a whole new meaning to..”For everything else, there is Mastercard..”

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[Anonymous 5]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

“You can’t get laid”

This is just a statement for a female to emotionally usurp a pedestal position. If you tell a female youre not interested in a relationship, dating, or express any negativity towards women, the response –

“You cant get laid”

Is a deflection. Assuming there must be something wrong with you, because after all every mans priority of the highest order must be precious pussy. How entirely presumptuous.

I cant imagine having an ego that inflated. As though men are perpetually raging like cave men with rabid eyes to slay any pussy possible. We dont stay in hormonal excess post puberty. Even not taking that into consideration, women have done enough on their own to make any sensible man have second thoughts. What was once viewed as some fresh as daisy pussy, spring chicken, has been replaced with slut walks. The visual and aromatic equivelant of rancid, smelly, clam trap; tuna-tar-tar thats been hooked by every fisherman in the sea.

“You cant get laid”.

Is the response a girl will tell you when she discovers youre not interested, and wont make any investment, because shes not as valuable as she thought. Not a moment of introspection to consider that shes simply not worth it. She just flips the script.

Right on man. This is exactly what reality is made out of. You must have a “M” in your dna.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

“You can”t get laid.”
=
“You don’t spend enough time running after vaginas and I don’t like it. If you don’t conform to what I think a man is, that means you’re a bad person and should go back to the plantation.”

Some people have a hard time understanding that there’s more to life than shoving your dong into some wet hole.
Whatever.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[AscendedParticipant 698]

Mango Ingaway wrote:

“You can”t get laid.”
=
“You don’t spend enough time running after vaginas and I don’t like it. If you don’t conform to what I think a man is, that means you’re a bad person and should go back to the plantation.”

Some people have a hard time understanding that there’s more to life than shoving your dong into some wet hole.
Whatever.

Roger that.

"We are free to follow our own path. There are those who will take that freedom from us, and too many of you gladly give it. But it is our ability to choose – whatever you think is true – that makes us human. There is no book or teacher to give you the answers, to show you the path. Choose your own way! Do not follow me, or anyone else."

[bomwaParticipant 488]

Keymaster wrote:

Good video, Canuck.

RE: his reference t0 the past. ………. 40 / 50 / 70 years ago, our fathers and grandfathers didn’t “get laid” as much as men today. They had to MARRY her first. So even your basic modern average man is “getting more laid” than ever. And vagina is cheaper than ever today too.

How much “getting laid” did your grandfather do?
1 or 2 vaginas in his life? Even today’s men are Valentinos compared to men of the past.

Women were not so trashy that they would ever tell someone “you can’t get laid”. That would have been abhorrent. They actually had something else to offer.

Actually, I disagree. I’m reading the trilogy U.S.A by John Dos Passos. It was written in the 1930s and is set from the start of the 1900s. In it you see that men were getting a lot of pussy. One line says something to the effect that you didn’t become a man until you got your first dose of the pox. The book is full of examples of men having affairs, mistresses, visiting prostitutes, pre-marital flings, women having affairs, etc.

One character was a travelling salesman who would go around banging the farmers’ wives when their husbands were away. And the husbands would be banging prossies in town.

The itinerant labourers (of which there were many back then) would visit brothels whenever they got the chance. If anything, whores were much more socially accepted back then. I get the impression, from reading the book, that whores were thought of as equivalent to the sluts of today.

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