"You are alone, 40 and when having cats isn't enough"

[GrotesqueRogueParticipant 116]

http://gizmodo.com/a-fake-arm-selfie-stick-only-makes-you-look-less-sad-in-1700709919

I suppose, this selfie-stick may be popular soon among strong and independent =D

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Now THAT’S f~~~ing PATHETIC!  I wonder if she can “flip the bean” with that thing too while making home porn?

 

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[experiencedParticipant]

Top photo: she’s holding onto Herman Munster, or the Bacon Bits dog is licking her naval through her blouse.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

You know on this journey down the rabbit hole, seeing how far it goes, one come across the bizarre, wonderful, insane and just down right F~~~ING STUPID.

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

Gawker Media needs to die in a fire.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

just when I think things can’t get any stranger I read this….

[hmskl’dParticipant 6419]

I was told to cheer up; things could be worse … so I cheered up and things got worse.

[AFTParticipant 2726]

“Anyone walking by as you snap a photo of yourself using the Selfie Arm will be horrified, but all of your friends and followers online won’t realize your clever ruse.”

Nah, no-one will ever know, I’m sure, Pure Genius, I mean every photo is you holding some grey arm that looks like a zombies. Especially since every other post wall Jizzbag is doing the same. It can be multipurpose as Soul Man suggested, and after you’ve finished on your pussy, you can use it to clean your kitty’s litter box, winning.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

I reserve the right to point and laugh uproariously and mockingly if I ever see someone using one of these.  I might even photobomb their little selfie.  With an appropriate message if I can write one fast enough.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25018]

And as technology advances we’ll have iTouch, a computer that gently strokes you as you “play” with it. It will touch you faster and faster the longer you “play” it, hitting the right key, and iTouch gives you no clues, it wants you to know the “special key” that get’s your iTouch off by divine intervention.

Then it goes into “bitch mode” so that even though you want to watch porn, iTouch is such a turn off that you can no longer enjoy porn on your portable iFem.

With our portable devices and home appliance computers practically totally automating the house, iFem, kinda like Siri, can be made to bitch and complain.

Thus, there will truly be machines with which having relations can be nearly identical to a real woman (species Skankus Americanus).

Check out the movie “Her”. When he finds out his OS loves other users he is shocked to find she has like 8,000 people she is “in love” with.

Hypergamy cloud computing style.

Here’s your first returned phone call from iFem:

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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