Yoga Pants

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  • #279103
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    Hmskl'd
    hmskl’d
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    What is with all these woman wearing Yoga Pants? They are everywhere! .. and unfortunately, in all couch-potato sizes .. and fluorescent colors. I’ll be the last person to preach how someone should live; swim suits if it makes them happy and I really couldn’t care less .. however, with all this skin-tight spandex constantly on display at the grocery store, I’m hopeful that some are actually taking exercise classes.

    #279105
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    Juehue
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    “It is comfortable” they said.

    #279111
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    Rennie
    Rennie
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    I hate the damned things too. In my opinion it looks super trashy.

    #279113
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    Experienced
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    Shoe on the other foot: Men spray paint themselves from the waist down and wear that as clothing.

    Yoga pants are a slut phenomenon.
    No man is biting like a fish, so laydeez are changing the bait.
    However, it is only perceived bait, as in, “You’ll get this if you are rich and powerful, but if you aren’t and you look, then, ‘How dare you?!!!!'”

    Next they’ll be popping up like in “whack a mole” but in sneakers, fully shaved, nude, with a baseball hat.
    Whack a slut will be accomplished by their very own sisters, “daughters of the alter of slut”

    I guess they’re already doing the nude thing. That’s why in Australia, where men are suiciding themselves due to their children being ripped from them, the aussie women are at the beach topless. Of course some of them look as though they are oiling udders against sunburn rather than breasts.

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #279115
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    Phil
    Phil
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    They are easy to put on and she doesn’t have to shave her legs… for months. Think of that when you see them walk on by!

    #279122
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    Another deceit bullet in their arsenal, they love the black ones because it makes them look slimmer not to mention it gives an illusion that they are curvy when they are really fat. They walk around in workout shoes to boot and never touch a gym! Don’t fall for it, stress marks and fat creases when they come off. Also women are super lazy they will wear those 5dollar tights everywhere and probably never wash them. When ever the hive swarms in formation its all a lie!!!

    Never lose sight of what brought you here.

    #279124
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    Russky
    Russky
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    Anyone caught wearing those in public should furnish proof of going to or from a yoga class, or pay a hefty fine

    proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

    #279129
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    Narwhal
    narwhal
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    I don’t really care. If you don’t know better, a guy could fail to realize that the pants are compressing and hiding flaws, but that illusion hardly works anymore.

    Personally, I would rather see a fat woman in yoga pants then in shorts any day. I’m not fooled by the illusion, but I don’t want to see the truth either.

    Just as aside, I’ve been realizing lately that I actually had no idea what a healthy in shape woman actually looked liked. They’ve learned to mask how unhealthy they are so well that it’s difficult to actually tell these days. I’ve tried to look for clues, such as muscle tone in her arms and back, to help figure it out.

    Ok. Then do it.

    #279151
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    Anonymous
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    I was thinking about this to. They are everywhere and 90% of women shouldnt be wearing them. 100% are attention whoring. What happened to a woman wearing a nice sundress. Nothing tight but classy. Then classy doesnt fit their agenda its oppressive and caters to what men think and want. Lord forbid. Its a shame that a feminine female is rapidly becoming extinct. All we have left is human sewer pipes. Haha.

    #279198
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    Keymaster
    Keymaster
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    What is with all these woman wearing Yoga Pants?

    Laziness.

    33% of women go 3 days between showers. and 89% of women say they wish they had better hygiene.

    89%.

    How the f~~~ do you even allow yourself to admit that???

    “I wish I had better hygiene”

    …. like it’s not even within their power to correct it, and it’s not even her own fault that they stink.

    Yoga pants is how women roll out of bed, tell themselves it’s acceptable to go grocery shopping (and out in public) ….. while lying to herself that she’s somehow “active”.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #279206
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    DorkShit
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    I have my friend, Warren ask them if they’ve seen my pole? Excuse me miss, have you seen my…..pole?

    Peace brothers

    #279219
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    Laziness.

    33% of women go 3 days between showers. and 89% of women say they wish they had better hygiene.

    89%.

    Way to spoil a mans lunch!

    Never lose sight of what brought you here.

    #279224
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    Anonymous
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    I was thinking about this to. They are everywhere and 90% of women shouldnt be wearing them. 100% are attention whoring. What happened to a woman wearing a nice sundress. Nothing tight but classy. Then classy doesnt fit their agenda its oppressive and caters to what men think and want. Lord forbid. Its a shame that a feminine female is rapidly becoming extinct. All we have left is human sewer pipes. Haha.

    with You on this brother. Its a world full of trailer trash skank.

    #279317
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    Anonymous
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    Yes it is. The comments are spot on. Lazy most of them. They think if “hey ill just show off my ass dinner is free”! Sadly thats true for some men But as we all are seeing, men are slowly waking up to the BS of women and abandoning ship.

    #279359
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    Funny thing about yoga pants is that 99% of women I’ve met have never done yoga but wear yoga pants. They have a yoga mat, a book about yoga, and they won’t shut up about how good it is for you. And yet they have still never gone.

    As for land whales wearing them, come on, you have to know that looks s~~~ty, right?

    It’s an easily justifiable way to look like a slut and play it off like you’re just a healthy, active person. Kind of like how sweat pants are used by people for exactly the opposite reason they were intend for. Intended for working out, worn by lazy college kids and fat f~~~ers.

    Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

    #280372
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    Guerilla
    Guerilla
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    89% of women say they wish they had better hygiene

    Generally people wish for things that they cant have, but hygiene, f~~~ing hygiene.

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