Yes Girls, Chivalry is Dead to Rites!!!

[Anonymous 11]

I was just at the store buying the dinner that I’m going to cook.

A mid thirties fairly cute woman soon approaching “The Wall” had to run back for another gallon of milk getting out of line leaving it open. The cashier waved me into the line as the store was crowded, and they know I’m a fast checkout.

The wench comes up behind me as I’m a making my transaction looking at me strangely like I should have waited for her to get back to the checkout. I just gave her the cold I have no f~~~s to give stare and went about my business feeling great about it.

If she would have come back before me, I would have let her in front of me then I could have checked out her ass and legs at my leisure. Either way, I win.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Anonymous wrote:

The wench comes up behind me as I’m a making my transaction looking at me strangely like I should have waited for her to get back to the checkout.

You have more class than I do…
I usually just act like she isn’t even there, to continue refining my ghosting techniques.
Unless she is a “Looker”, then I will give the “eye candy” a glance, and maybe a brief, brief moment of eye contact.
Even then I almost always have a “poker face”, like I am looking through her.
If she smiles and gives any kind of form of trying to be pleasant, I will return the gesture in equal measure.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

You two are nicer than I am. I would have slipped a couple of items from the impulse rack in with her checkout items and continued on my way.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

lol

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Slayher wrote:

You two are nicer than I am. I would have slipped a couple of items from the impulse rack in with her checkout items and continued on my way.

lol. Nice. I like this guy.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Keymaster wrote:

lol. Nice. I like this guy.

Thanks Key. I appreciate that. Keep up the great work on this site.

[Anonymous 42]

I have some lyrics for you woombat trolls lurking under KeyMaster’s gag order…
Chivalry’s dead, Chivalry’s dead, females shot it right in the head!
Where are the men, where are the men, my future is me, a big fat hen!
Where is the wall, where is the wall, down we girls go, C~~~ CAROUSEL FALL!
Old and fat, where is my cat, where is my cat, where is my cat…
It’s all you have after hitting the wall, hitting the wall, hitting the wall……
SPLAT! SPLAT! only a cat, when your so very fat, so very fat…….

[Anonymous 11]

I just enjoy simply ignoring them like they’re not even there. I did enjoy introducing her to “The Wall” though. It may have been her first taste of it.

When she entered the store, a “blue piller” opened the door for her and called her “Me lady”. Then I did my little thing at the checkout so her little ego trip got neutralized.

@TLG: That would have been too funny, but I was not alone enough to be able to do it.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6414]

At a fast food restaurant today. Around noon and waiting in one of five lines behind two women in their thirties who were chatting and laughing.
Guy woking at counter has opening and says “can I help someone? ..Who’s next, please?”
Women see him and hear his statement but continue chatting and don’t respond. Fifteen seconds pass, twenty seconds pass ..and still no response.
Counter guy patiently waiting looks at me; people are lined up behind me waiting
..and I respectfully ask one of the women ..”are you next in line?”
The witch looks at me with angry face and says “What?” .. she then repeats in a louder voice for all to hear, “WHAT?”!!!
..as if I dared to talk to her!
Half minute more of them chatting …and she and her friend slowly saunter up to counter and begin to look at overhead menu. In all that time they hadn’t even decided what to order.
Guy working counter was treated rudely. ignoring him yet holding up line
I shouldn’t have let it get to me …but it kind of spoiled my lunch.
Next time (should that ever happen) if woman (women) don’t move in a reasonable amount of time and purposely hold everyone back for most of a minute laughing and talking (why? …because they can), I walk past the women and they can complain if the wish.

[Anonymous 12]

A few years back I got on a tram and sat down, this woman starts ranting at me about because I was supposed to be chivalrous, she is a lady, blah blah, who cares, they can’t handle their so called equality.

[MERCHParticipant 56]

Chivalry? never heard of it. Ill google it after I’m done doing all the epic things on my life check list.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Anonymous wrote:

A few years back I got on a tram and sat down, this woman starts ranting at me about because I was supposed to be chivalrous, she is a lady, blah blah, who cares, they can’t handle their so called equality.

Lol It’s never been about equality. That’s just a disguise. It’s all about female privilege and revenge.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Slayher wrote:

Lol It’s never been about equality.

Surely you jest? 😛 lol

[AFTParticipant 2726]

Chivalry has f~~~ all to do with women, unless they want to don a suit of armor and have a joust, stupid c~~~s.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Chivalry has gone the way of the dinosaur and platform shoes.

Good riddance!

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

No more duels from 10 paces? Damn
Guess glove slaps are history too?
Oh well 😛

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Phantom wrote:

Surely you jest? lol

Nope. No jest. And don’t call me surely. 🙂

[RoyDalParticipant]

Not long ago, I pushed my cart up to an empty cash register. Some broad came up behind me and started yelling. She claimed she was ahead of me all along. Crazy bitch, I do not envy the schlubb who gave her that wedding ring she was wearing.

Slayher wrote:

You two are nicer than I am. I would have slipped a couple of items from the impulse rack in with her checkout items and continued on my way.

Evil. I like it!

I try to get to the stores at opening time. The fat ladies who clutter up the place mid-morning are still in bed. The stores customers are mostly grumpy bachelors like me. My local Walmart is open 24 hours. I get there and out again before sunrise. My other favorite opens at 6 a.m. — empty aisles await the early riser!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Slayher wrote:

Nope. No jest. And don’t call me surely.

damn it! lol
…but you answered & replied 🙂

[ApplejackSpectator 235]

F~~~ chivalry. Women claim to want equality, but they really want special privileges. I hold the door open BEHIND me for anyone – male or female. I’m courteous, but not overly so. And I don’t do anything for a fellow customer that’s a woman than I wouldn’t do for a man.

I once had a woman ask me if I could replace the tire on her car. I said sure, if she had a $20 on her I could do it. She looked at me like I was some rude asshole or something. What, you think I should do things for free just because you’re a woman? If some clueless guy asked me to change his tire, my response would be the same. It’s cheaper than sending out roadside assistance. I’m doing them a f~~~ing favor only asking for $20! F~~~ing bitches feel entitled just because they have a vagina. A guy would have handed over the $20 bill and been done with it.

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