WTF is this in my messenger

[Sparticus66Participant 508]

OK. I ought to post a warning about scrolling down and reading what was sent to me by a female colleague. I was rather shocked at her for sending it not least because she’s an atheist. But obviously she has one of those sentimental soft things going on about a nice God story. One that doesn’t require any actual belief or action.
She obviously thinks I am a man that agrees with it (I’m undercover MGTOW at work as I need a job).
She followed it up later by a message complaining about her nightmare of a female manager. I told her to send the aforementioned God story to her manager!
Anyway, feel free to compose your own Creation story and post once you’ve read this

So here goes…..

This is one of the best posts I’ve read about woman… Please read it completely… it’s worth it…

*WOMAN*. . . . . . . . .

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day…….

An angel came by and asked.” Why spend so much time on her?”

The lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?”

●She must function on all kinds of situations.
●She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time.
●Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart.
●She must do all this with only two hands.
●She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.

THE ANGEL was impressed” Just two hands…..impossible!

And this is the standard model?”

The Angel came closer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord”.
“She is soft”, said the Lord,
“But I have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome”

“Can she think?” The Angel asked…
The Lord answered. “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate”.

The Angel touched her cheeks….
“Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her”.
“She is not leaking…it is a tear”. The Lord corrected the Angel…

“What’s it for?” Asked the Angel….. .
The Lord said. “Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”…

This made a big impression on the Angel,
“Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed marvellous”

Lord said .”Indeed she is.
■She has strength that amazes a man.
■She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
■She holds happiness, love and opinions.
■She smiles when she feels like screaming.
■She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
■She fights for what she believes in.
■Her love is unconditional.
■Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life”

The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback.
“She often forgets what she is worth”.

Send it to all the women u respect ….👍
And to all men who respect woman 👍👍
*Being a woman is priceless*

Happy women’s week!

Pass this to every woman in your contact to make her feel proud of herself.

*I respect women*

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

Heresy! Burn the witch!

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22593]

You really need to post a BARF alert in the headline to warn guys about to click this one. 🙂

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

I read the beginning and the end.

I’m not reading the rest.

Monk

[Anonymous 1]

Here’s how it should have gone:

“Can she think?” The angel asked.

The Lord answered “No”

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22593]

Here’s my bible story about women.

Why God made Eve last.

God’s recorded account is Adam was formed from the ground first. He was by himself with the animals for a period of time. God actually had made all the kinds of animals already, but Adam was not around to see Him do that. So God created each animal in front of Adam, so that Adam could see that yes, God actually made each animal, and gave Adam the privilege of naming all the animals, one at a time, when He formed each kind in front of Him.

Now this was all happening before the fall (EVE, yep, f~~~ed it up), so Adam was still sinless and had a direct connection to God. Which meant his mind was perfectly working at full capacity, he could learn perfectly and rememberber perfectly, He had a direct link with God as well. So naming all the kinds of animals and remembering it all was not a big deal, it was totally do-able.

And Adam was also amazed at what God came up with. The mind of God thinking up all these various forms of life. Explaining how He made the different parts of the universe and such to Adam. Adam would have been very impressed and in great awe. Even learning and understanding his own creation and the special place he had over things on the earth.

But see, if God had made Eve, she would have looked around and started complaining about things right off the bat.

God: See Eve, look at this one.
Eve: Umm, it’s nice but it has a really long neck. It looks funny and out of proportion.
God: ok, look out at the sea over there, see that one?
Eve: yeah, I … oooh it smells fishy. Do not like that.
God: well look at the garden here where you can live and I will be here with you.
Eve: It’s nice, but…

This would have gone on for everything. EVERYTHING.

Why God made woman last. To spare Himself from all that.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[MACHOParticipant]

Sparticus66 wrote:

OK. ought to post a warning about scrolling down and reading what was sent to me by a female colleague.

Smells Very Weird Around Here!!

Enter This Area At Your Own Risk!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Im 33 years old, im a doctor, I have lived in 3 countries. Been son, been Married.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A PROPOSED MODEL OF WOMAN.

woman are not great and marvelous, they are just people, there is 7,500 million people on earth. Women ain’t s~~~, they ain’t worth s~~~, just like every body else.

F~~~ YOU CONCEITED CUM DUMPSTER.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[X11Spectator 4520]

Adam was lonely in the garden so God said to him, Adam I can make you a beautiful mate to compliment your perfection. She will be beautiful, soft to touch, be there to sooth you, support you, love you. Her voice will be that of an Angel singing, she will be smart and only live to serve and obey you.

Adam said; God that sounds frikkin awesome but what can I get for one rib?

[Anonymous 1]

Sparticus66 wrote:

The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback.
“She often forgets what she is worth”.

How f~~~ing narcassistic is that?

So sick do death of women patting themselves on the back and congratulating themselves.

So full of s~~~. They literally do nothing that was mentioned in that post.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

Where has the lord planted this unicorn miracle being?
Didn’t Eve p~~~ him off or something?

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Man, I couldn’t finish that piece of crap.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Made me think of this by the way, bunch of Jerries congratulating eachother, just like women simply for being women:

It’s from Rick & Morty btw.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[OldBillParticipant]

Sparticus66 wrote:

…sent to me by a female colleague.

Wait a minute. Did she send that tripe via office email? If so, she needs to be reined in.

Forward it to HR and let them know you were offended in some vague manner. They’ll handle the rest.

Many years ago when dinosaurs still roamed the Earth and email first became available to the masses, an aunt of mine got one of my addresses and began forwarding me every “funny” joke, inspirational message, cute picture, and whatnot she received. I spoke with her twice about the habit, her behavior didn’t change, and so all her messages never got past my spam filter afterward.

Forward to just a few years ago and she’s complaining I never responded to a note about the birth of a grandchild. I reminded her of her old “forward all” habit and told her she still had a special place in my spam filter.

As Gambit repeatedly warns us, you must stop this s~~~ at the source. Do not let her send you any more of this crap. Tell her to stop, tell her you only want business communications, and tell her that in unmistakable terms.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[J.R. “Bob” DobbsParticipant 521]

So…after Adam was created, there he was in the Garden of Eden. Of course it wasn’t good for him to be all by himself, so the Lord came down to visit. “Adam,” He said, “I have a plan to make you much, much happier. I’m going to give you a companion, a helpmate for you–someone who will fulfill your every need and desire. Someone who will be faithful, loving, and obedient. Someone who will make you feel wonderful everyday of your life.”

Adam was stunned. “That sounds incredible!”

“Well, it is,” replied the Lord. “But it doesn’t come for free. In fact, this is someone so special that it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.”

“That’s a pretty high price to pay,” said Adam. “What can I get for a rib?”

The REAL (unspoken) punchline to this joke is that because of hypergamy, the price of the defective model has been inflated to WAY more than an arm and a leg…

…and NONE of us are laughing.

Quote from a former boss: "Don't get married...the fucking you get ain't worth the fucking you get."

[KolaxisParticipant 668]

Sparticus66 wrote:

“She often forgets what she is worth”.

What’s all the fuss about from everyone? This is the perfect ending to the story. It describes every woman. They forget what they’re worth, always thinking that they deserve more than they have. Whoever wrote that absolutely got it right, just not in the intended way.

Jackie: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

The female need for attention and validation is unquenchable.
Advise her to marry herself.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Here’s my bible story about women.

Why God made Eve last.

Consider, if genesis is the beginning of all creation, then the very first thing God ever did was send out a redpill warning about woman.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Yup, and every woman thinks that describes her to a T. Even the one that called the cops on Matrix. Plus, if you can’t handle her at her worst you don’t deserve her at her best. The woman described above would never purposefully give you her worst as a s~~~ test, or call the cops because someone let them know that they parked their car in an assigned parking spot, but she still believes that the story above describes her purposefully.

The logic above is why the hamster in her head is so tired. That wheel has to spin pretty fast to believe all of that crap.

Order the good wine

[MACHOParticipant]

I have to say it now this is the biggest most stinky pile of Bull S~~~ that I have ever read on here since I have joined mgtow.com! there I said it! and I would never write such garbage about the most corrupted gender on this planet! ⬇

Sparticus66 wrote:

■She has strength that amazes a man.
■She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
■She holds happiness, love and opinions.
■She smiles when she feels like screaming.
■She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
■She fights for what she believes in.
■Her love is unconditional.
■Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life”
The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback.
“She often forgets what she is worth”.
Send it to all the women u respect ….👍
And to all men who respect woman 👍👍
*Being a woman is priceless*
Happy women’s week!
Pass this to every woman in your contact to make her feel proud of herself.
*I respect women

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

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