Worst Movie(s) Ever Forced to Watch By Females

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9547]

I remember a bunch of times being forced to watch movies I hated by my mother and I didn’t have a say in it.

When I was 6 years old in 1988, my mother took me, my then 9 year old brother and father to see the chick flick Beaches with Bette Midler. I never liked female movies. I remember not behaving very well, because I was bored to tears. My dad tried to bribe me to be nice and if I was he’ll buy me another bucket of popcorn. I lost that deal. I’m sorry, there’s just some movies you don’t take your young boys to and Beaches or anything like that (Fried Green Tomatoes, Steel Magnolias or Meryl Streep and Bette Midler movies) are that. It was probably that day is why I began watching manly movies like Conan and Big Trouble In Little China and Die Hard, because if that’s what chicks watch, I’d get out of it.

Another movie I was forced to watch and it was because of my then young sister was the third Harry Potter movie The Prisoner of Azkaban or something like that. She kept nudging me awake and forcing me to watch it and when after the movie was over, she quizzes me on it. Of course my mother quizzes me on a lot of things she wants me to take part of against my will.

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[RoyDalParticipant]

I went through much the same with my parents. Dad and I liked cowboys and war flicks. Mom disapproved and generally won. Ditto what was on TV unless mom was out of the house.

Eventually, I moved out to go to college and start my own career. Then, I had to deal with my date’s preferences. More of the same, unless I went out with the guys or by myself.

Now, I watch what I want (no chick flicks) where and when I want (at home). But I have to live alone and do without dating. I’ll get by.

Edit: A couple of weeks ago, I watched Fury with Brad Pitt. It’s an ultra violent war flick with no chicks in it. I should dig out Band of Brothers and rewatch that.

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[ResidentEvil7Participant 9547]

My mother didn’t approve of me watching WCW or WWF wrestling, but I snuck it anyway. The funny thing is that my stepfather watches mainly man movies and politics and she goes along with it, but when I was a kid she wanted me to watch what she wanted me to watch– fems~~~.

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[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

Eat, pray, love.

Without doubt the worst piece if purulent feces ever commited to celuloid. Julia f~~~ing Roberts plays a poor little rich girl discovering the true meaning of life through cooking in Itally, praying in India and getting f~~~ed in Indonesia. Probably the worst 2 hours and 20 minutes of my life, I bet they use this film to train SAS recruits how to resist torture.

In her defense the ex did say sorry afterwards but only because “it was not as good as the book” which she gave me a copy of to read.

The horror, the horror.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[VarunParticipant 2981]

I hate the rom-coms ; they are so fake. I agree that movies are generaly fake; female movies illustrate fantasies and utopian beliefs.. but rom-coms take it to another level. Dude, there ain’t no “group of super-cute smart guys” who just happened to go to the same vacation spot as you…everytime. Ugh!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[pabsawakeParticipant 1761]

You nailed it with Beaches worst movie I had to sit thru with my girlfriend at the time. I have to say that this recent movie The Revenant was a true mans movie we need more like that one.

"You can either love women or understand them, you can't do both". Truth over everything

[TorchemParticipant 453]

Beaches, Titanic, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Sleepless in Seattle and Splash burnt into my brain.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Torchem wrote:

Beaches, Titanic, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Sleepless in Seattle and Splash burnt into my brain.

50 shades of crap is burnt into my brain. Some nightmares you never forget.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

I was forced to watch Grown Ups. That movie was pure s~~~.

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

The English Patient

[KeymasterKeymaster]

shovelheadrider wrote:

The English Patient

YES! Same here. But I did it to get laid.
Sex and The City I & II

( video only – not dragged to the theatre )

And “Love, Actually”.
Although it was all worth it in one scene:

Spacemonkey wrote:

Eat, pray, love.

My condolences.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

I remember a bunch of times being forced to watch movies I hated by my mother and I didn’t have a say in it.

When I was 6 years old in 1988, my mother took me, my then 9 year old brother and father to see the chick flick Beaches with Bette Midler. I never liked female movies. I remember not behaving very well, because I was bored to tears. My dad tried to bribe me to be nice and if I was he’ll buy me another bucket of popcorn. I lost that deal. I’m sorry, there’s just some movies you don’t take your young boys to and Beaches or anything like that (Fried Green Tomatoes, Steel Magnolias or Meryl Streep and Bette Midler movies) are that. It was probably that day is why I began watching manly movies like Conan and Big Trouble In Little China and Die Hard, because if that’s what chicks watch, I’d get out of it.

Another movie I was forced to watch and it was because of my then young sister was the third Harry Potter movie The Prisoner of Azkaban or something like that. She kept nudging me awake and forcing me to watch it and when after the movie was over, she quizzes me on it. Of course my mother quizzes me on a lot of things she wants me to take part of against my will.

“Have you paid your dues Jack?”
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[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Varun wrote:

Torchem wrote:

Beaches, Titanic, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Sleepless in Seattle and Splash burnt into my brain.

50 shades of crap is burnt into my brain. Some nightmares you never forget.

I watched the CinemaSins review of 50 Shades. Just further proof of a godless universe when a woman with no talent can scrape together her own wanking fantasies and sell a hundred million copies. Countless starving authors out there trying to get published and Twilight fan fiction schlock gets published with a movie adaptation to boot.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

I never watched movies I wasn’t interested in. I am not much of a movie fan.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

At least Dirty Dancing had a decent soundtrack.

As for Fried Green Tomatoes and (original) Steel Magnolias, by today’s standards both movies would be considered anti-feminist.

In Steel Magnolias the young diabetic woman was warned by her doctor not to get pregnant and have a child. She decided to ignore that warning and she got pregnant and had a child. In the end, after the child was born, she died due to complications from the being pregnant and diabetic.

Fried Green Tomatoes is a strange case of lesbian overtones, but female characters that are independent. They ran their own business and took care of themselves.

In this movie the tomboy was white knighting, and given the tomboy took care of her ill girlfriend, I do not mind how that movie ended for the tomboy.

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

I watched the CinemaSins review of 50 Shades.

Say what you will about the Deadpool film. But, the fact that movie took 50 Shades off the record roles justifies the Deadpool film being made.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I remember dating a girl who tried to force me to watch, no joke, Brokeback Mountain. It was at her house and everything, so thankfully not in a theater.

I was focused on her instead of the movie, trying to make moves on her and whatnot, and she kept looking at me and saying “you’re NOT WATCHING THE MOVIE.” I actually made it about 10 minutes into the movie before I told her “I’m…gonna go home…”

Needless to say she broke up with me the next week and told me she was a lesbian hoping I’d make her straight.

[RennieParticipant]

Torchem wrote:

Beaches, Titanic, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Sleepless in Seattle and Splash burnt into my brain.

Too bad they ruined Titanic. If the story had been like 1958’s A Night To Remember, it could’ve have been so much better. Now watching Titanic ’97, you can see it really doesn’t have any substance for the amount of time and money they put into it. Just a bunch of fluff and wasted resources.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

making you watch Brokeback Mountain so you would make her straight? Hmm.. Yeah, makes perfect sense!

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

I think I would cut off my arm before seeing another Meryl Streep movie.
Why do women want to drag men off to see some chick flick anyway? For men, it is a good opportunity to sleep.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

I think I would cut off my arm before seeing another Meryl Streep movie.

You just reminded me of another one…

“Bridges of Madison Country” = glorifying female cheating. “Oppressed” housewife trapped in mundane existence has fling with Photographer. Husband on death bed professes undying love for her – even though he wasn’t “the man of her dreams” and knew it. Then she cherishes the photos and s~~~ Clint Eastwood sends her in a box after he croaks.

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