Like the title says what is your worst or most awkward sexual experience you had had with a woman due to her woman logic?
Mines is kind of long, but here goes
For me it was a time with my second girlfriend. We had only had sex 3 times total and her family was going out of town for the weekend so we would have the house to ourselves. I was excited because while I lost my emotional virginity and as I call it to my first girlfriend form doing everything but intercourse, my 2nd girlfriend was the first girl I actually had normal sex with so it was still new to me. She told me we would be doing it all night and she couldn’t wait. I knew this 5 days in advance so I didn’t masterbate so I would have as much drive as possible. So after class I went to her house and went into her room with her. Being new to sex and having the house to ourselves I didn’t want to waste any time so I started kissing her, but she told me to wait as she was watching Desperate House wives. I didn’t mind and she sat on my lap while finishing the episode. After the episode we began. It was going fine and a few minutes later I asked to be on top since I had never been before and un known to me at the time being on top is the hardest position for me to last in. So naturally only having sex for the 4th time and not having masterbated in 5 days made me finished after like 4 thrusts lol.
It wasn’t really a big deal to me since she said we would be doing it all night, but after she comes out of the bathroom she is like “I think I might be getting my period”. Nothing I could do about that so I said ok lets see. A few hours went by and she didn’t even act like she was interested in sex and then she starts complaining about how the sex we had when I got there was too short. Later she tells me she is having her period so we can’t have sex but she told me the birth control shot she takes makes it so she can’t bleed and when I mentioned that to her as well as I heard you can have sex with the woman while on her period she said no. I asked her if we could have dry sex and she said no. However she still complained about how our sex was too short and she wasn’t satisfied. Later she made me take a shower with her which I didn’t want to because being horny and in the shower with my girlfriend unable to do her didn’t sound fun, but she insisted. So after an awkward shower she began to complain how I don’t dry myself off right. By her logic I had to make my self as dry as I was before a shower. It was getting late and I had to get up at 4 am for work and wanted to go to bed. She had a bed that was a single size that she wanted both of us to sleep in. She didn’t want to sleep embracing each other and I was expecting to be tired from all the sex and just fall asleep. She asked me what was wrong and I told her I was looking forward to having sex the whole night like she promised. I got her to give me oral, but then before she finished she kept saying “omg I don’t want any semen on my bed, I think it is too dark to aim, my bed is going to get messy” I told her as long as she isn’t shaking my penis around that isn’t going to happen lol. So after that it was past midnight and I just want to sleep. She wouldn’t let me go sleep on the couch either so I barley got any sleep. The final nail in the coffin was since my first stop for work was right around the corner so I figured at I would get to work a little early. Nope I was too tired and ended up going a different way and got to work around the same time I normally did.
So what about the rest of you?
Keymaster 5 years, 4 months ago.
